I Thought I'd Transmigrated Into a Book

(Fake transmigration-into-a-book story)

Qiao Xi transmigrates into a novel about a villain, becoming a dim-witted cannon-fodder character with the same name.

The original is a student at A University from a poor family. His mother is a homemaker with no income, and his father is a driver. During university, he lives with his father's employer. Enamored with the handsome villain, he uses every shameless trick to seduce him, wearing the most garish makeup and acting like the most brainless simp.

Qiao Xi transmigrates into the body right in the middle of the night, when the original is up to no good.

He lies naked under the covers, eyes locked with the man beside the bed

Shen Xiucheng's face is as dark as water. "What are you doing in my bed?"

Qiao Xi's face is flushed and his limbs are flailing. "D-Drink... after one cup, there are three more... I love taking baths, my skin feels so good, ooh, ooh, ooh~"

To save his own life, Qiao Xi decides to keep his head down, wash his face, take off his makeup, and become a new person. He'll run away as soon as he graduates, go home, and inherit his father's ant-sized Huabei debt. He is determined to avoid getting too involved with this villain who has gone completely berserk.

Shen Xiucheng has been busy lately. Ever since he took in his friend's child, he's had to manage the company's affairs and fend off the kid's surprise attacks every few days.

Just as he is about to teach the kid a lesson and make him behave, the boy suddenly turns obedient. Every day, he studies quietly and respectfully calls him Uncle. He stops acting out, keeps his face clean, and even starts buttoning his clothes.

The change is so drastic that Shen Xiucheng finds it strange. Could the kid be dating behind his back?

One day, the housekeeper finds Young Master Qiao's math workbook and hands it to Shen Xiucheng. He casually flips it open and finds these words written in bold red letters:

I'M FREAKING TRANSMIGRATED INTO A BOOK, AND I'M A NUISANCE OF A CANNON FODDER WHO'S TRYING TO SEDUCE THE BIG VILLAIN SHEN XIUCHENG!!!

Shen Xiucheng slowly closes the workbook. "I see. So he's lost his mind..."

Hence, the story is also titled:

#I Thought I Transmigrated Into a Book, But I'd Actually Just Banged My Head.#

#The Series Where I Insult Myself#

#The Son of the Richest Man Keeps Claiming He's Poor, Telling Everyone His Dad Drives for Didi on the Side.#

#The Simp Suddenly Stops Simping, and the Guy He Simped For Doesn't Like It#

[Transmigration guide]

1. Older top, one-on-one, both virgins, nine-year age gap.

2. [Comedic, everyday-life bottom who insults himself vs. a brooding older top]

3. No transmigration! For some reason, the bottom has scrambled memories and thinks he transmigrated into a book!

Upcoming work

Next in the author's collection: You Dare Try Finding Someone Else?

[Skin-hunger syndrome ballet dancer bottom vs. walking hormone-fueled dog-like top]

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You You is the famous little beauty of his school, cute without realizing it. All the girls at school compete to be his mom-fans and big-sister fans, and want to find him a wife.

Then he says he's gay, and a top at that.

Mom-fans and big-sister fans: Take a look at that face and that tiny frame of yours! Do you really mean what you're saying? You should take a good look at Bai Huiqing. Now that's a super-A top!

Bai Huiqing is the campus heartthrob of A University and a god among the sports students. His height and looks are so striking that the girls at school call him a walking mass of hormones.

On the day You You moves into Bai Huiqing's dorm, the mom-fans solemnly tell Bai Huiqing, "Brother Bai, please take good care of our baby. Having him live with you is the most reassuring arrangement imaginable."

Everyone knows Bai Huiqing is a straight guy who hates gay people. He once posted publicly on the school forum that he doesn't like men, and that if anyone confessed to him again, he'd beat them up one by one.

Bai Huiqing gives a cold laugh at that. "As long as he doesn't get any ideas he shouldn't."

On the first day in the dorm, Bai Huiqing has a lollipop in his mouth.

He thinks he should establish his authority as the big brother and lay down some rules for the kid.

But, The boy's face is pale as he stands at the washroom entrance, asking pitifully if he can hold his hand.

His dewy eyes are as pretty as a fawn's, enough to make anyone stupid.

Bai Huiqing: ...Hold it, hold it! You can have my whole arm!!!

Bai Huiqing keeps his promise and takes You You under his wing like a little brother.

You You forgets his clothes when he goes to shower, and Brother Bai brings them to him. He twists an ankle in PE, and Brother Bai carries him. You You wants hand cream, and Brother Bai puts it on for him. When winter comes and You You complains that his hands are cold, Brother Bai goes so far as to warm his bed for him...

His friend teases him: Brother Bai, this isn't right. Which one of you is the big brother and which one is the little brother?

You You blushes as he explains, "I'm the little brother. Brother Bai is just helping the needy."

Until one day, You You happily tells his mother-fan he wants to date and has someone in mind.

Bai Huiqing grips his waist and grits his teeth. "You dare try finding someone else?"

That very day, a post appears on the forum: I've been growing this cabbage for a year. Should I eat it today or tomorrow?

[Cabbage-growing guide]

1. Campus setting, one-on-one, both virgins.

2. [Skin-hunger syndrome ballet dancer bottom vs. walking hormone-fueled dog-like top]

3. Jiang Taigong fishes, and those who are willing take the bait.

Theme: Love yourself before loving another. Don't forget the direction you set out in.