I Went Viral Across the Galaxy by Writing Terrible Fiction

I.

Shang Yan was a famous online novelist, but his writing was full of outrageous twists, including but not limited to: having the male lead of a womanizing novel run off with the villain in the finale; having a saintly male lead turn evil halfway through and kill everyone, becoming the ultimate boss; and killing off every named character one by one at the end.

He refused to change despite being cursed at countless times. With his huge imagination and excellent writing, there was no substitute for his work, leaving countless readers both loving and hating him. Readers bestowed titles on him like "King of Abandoned Novels," "King of Plot Disasters," and "King of Tragedies."

Perhaps his readers' resentment was too strong. Shang Yan died young, then transmigrated to a spacefaring era.

After getting a second chance at life, he reflected deeply and resolved to turn over a new leaf and become a better person.

Who knew that after transmigrating, he would unexpectedly become bound to an emotion-collecting System, which tasked him with collecting the emotions of the people of the spacefaring era.

Shang Yan: Collect emotions? I know all about that!

What could stir people's emotions more than a novel full of outrageous plot twists?

So he returned to his old job and started writing novels again.

II.

In the spacefaring era, people valued peace, and literary works all centered on love and harmony.

Then one day, a provocative novel titled "After the Universally Hated Substitute Faked His Death, He Ran Off Pregnant" shot to the top of the biggest novel site on the Star Network, standing out among all the pure and wholesome titles.

Readers: ...That's weird. Let's take another look.

At first

Readers: Love is the most beautiful thing in the world. I want to see them fall in love!

Later

Readers: They're still not breaking up? They're still not breaking up? How can anyone be so lovesick?! Go focus on your careers!

Later still, readers realized that although Shang Yan's novels could be a little outrageous, they were always impossible to put down.

In his stories:

A gentle, kind, and frail painter smiled as he dug out his own heart;

A beautiful skeleton in a black robe kissed his beloved on the cheek amid the flames;

An ambitious, handsome king seduced the devil just to set his sights on the entire continent;

The Star of the Empire, who had been forgotten for years and was already married, returned to the battlefield and triumphed over all;

A mad eunuch of the highest rank, living in a palace of gold and jade, smiled as he cut off a traitor's head, sinister and bewitching.

The System soon discovered that everyone who read Shang Yan's novels experienced intense emotional highs and lows, screaming and going wild as if possessed.

Watching the emotion points pour in, it fell into deep thought.

III.

After Shang Yan shot to fame writing outrageous novels, he started livestreaming at his readers' request. Someone asked why he had gone into novel writing.

He said sorrowfully, "My husband is rich and handsome, but he never comes home. All he's left me with is this huge, empty house and the cold sound of 5 million yuan landing in my account every month. I can only rely on writing and the comments from my darling readers to comfort my lonely, desolate heart."

The next second, the front door opened, and Shang Yan came face to face with Lu Sui, Marshal of the Empire and the husband who never came home.

Shang Yan: "..."

"No, wait, let me explain..."

"Mmph, mmph..."

Lu Sui leisurely covered Shang Yan's mouth and casually cut off the livestream.

Readers: "???" Don't end it! We're all family here. What could our esteemed VIP eyes not be allowed to see?

Later, Shang Yan discovered that his husband, who never used to come home, now wanted to come home every day.

Everything was great, except that it was a little hard on his back.

Reader's Guide:

1. The protagonist's views do not represent the author's.

2. There are lots of stories within the story. They may be melodramatic, old-fashioned, or boring.

3. One-on-one romance, happy ending.

Upcoming Novel 1: "The White Moonlight Who Returned Home Is Done With This"

I. Bai Qingci was the youngest son of the Bai family of Jiangcheng, raised in the lap of luxury. Beautiful, refined, and kind, he was the unattainable white moonlight of everyone in Jiangcheng.

Unfortunately, at eighteen, he left the country to pursue further studies, becoming a lifelong regret for everyone in Jiangcheng.

Three years later, Bai Qingci returned home, only to find that everyone around him had become strange.

A delicate young man who looked a lot like him cried in front of him, saying he would leave the domineering CEO.

The CEO rushed over, pulled the young man into his arms, and warned Bai Qingci, "I don't love you anymore. Chu Chu is my one true love. Don't you dare bully him."

Bai Qingci: "???"

Bai Qingci: "Who the hell are you? Do I know you?"

An upperclassman who had changed substitutes five times and gotten married twice in the last three years, yet claimed Bai Qingci was his one true love.

Bai Qingci: "???"

Bai Qingci: "Your true love comes cheap. Besides, you just like people who look like me, don't you?"

And a childhood friend who made a passionate confession to him, boasting that he'd waited faithfully for three years.

Bai Qingci: "???"

Bai Qingci: "I went abroad, I didn't die. Was a plane ticket really that expensive?"

II. Bai Qingci couldn't understand it. He'd only gone abroad, so why had he inexplicably become everyone else's white moonlight when he came back? Was it just because his surname was Bai?

He'd gone abroad, and they acted as though he'd died, rushing to mourn him and finding a whole squad of substitutes.

Is this what you call true love?

Having read plenty of white moonlight and substitute stories, Bai Qingci knew that only a dead white moonlight was a true white moonlight. A living one never got a good ending.

So the white moonlight who returned home declared that he was done with it!

He would stay away from everyone and refuse to become part of their games.

III. To avoid this group of lunatics, Bai Qingci planned to find someone to marry for the sake of an alliance.

His only condition was that the other person absolutely could not love him, much less treat him like some kind of white moonlight.

After looking around, he chose Fu Dongling, the new head of the top-tier Fu family, a stiff, restrained, aloof, and chaste man.

It was mainly that air of serene abstinence, as if he were destined to spend his whole life alone, that immediately attracted Bai Qingci.

So after meeting a few times and finding each other agreeable, they quickly got their marriage certificate.

Only after they married did Bai Qingci realize he'd been tricked. How the hell was this guy secretly in love with him too?!

What aloof and chaste? He was a refined scoundrel!

Upcoming Novel 2: "After Becoming the Director of the Quick Transmigration Bureau"

After retiring from the cultivation world, the powerful Jiang Lan was so bored that, at a friend's invitation, he inherited the Quick Transmigration Bureau and became its newly appointed director.

The previous director had never managed the bureau, leaving its rules and regulations in disarray. Every member was more troublesome than the last.

There were lovesick Hosts who fell in love with the children of destiny in their small worlds, unlucky souls trapped by villains and unable to return, and lunatics who nearly destroyed their small worlds over the slightest disagreement.

The first thing Jiang Lan did after taking office was rescue an employee who had gotten too immersed in a small world and couldn't get back.

Deeply troubled, he resolved to put an end to the bureau's unhealthy trends and bad habits.

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The Hosts of the Quick Transmigration Bureau discovered that after the new director took over, the bureau itself started getting weird.

Host A: I took on a spacefaring story about a real and fake young master. According to the original plot, as the universally hated real young master, I was supposed to be misunderstood at every turn and put through physical and emotional torment. But with the mission route the new director gave me, I somehow ended up in charge of the entire spacefaring world. I went from a wealthy-family showbiz story straight into an interstellar war saga.

Host B: It was my first mission for the Quick Transmigration Bureau. Since I came from an ancient setting, the System specially chose an ancient world to help me adjust. But I got too immersed and spent years entangled with that world's child of destiny, suffering physically and emotionally and nearly failing to return. After the director rescued me, he wanted to stop me from getting immersed in my next world, so he threw me, an ancient person, straight into a modern world I knew nothing about.

Well... I definitely won't get immersed this time.

Host C: Before joining the bureau, I was a modern person who accidentally transmigrated to ancient times. The crown prince kept me as his pet for eight years. I kept trying to escape, but everyone thought I was ungrateful. Sure, the crown prince had a whole harem of beauties, but he loved me! He favored only me! What more could I want?! I thought I was going to stay in ancient times until I died, but then the director found out I'd transmigrated and asked if I wanted to go back. I chose to return without hesitation.

I'm a native of the capital, after all. My father owns a publicly traded company, my mother works in the civil service, and my family has over a dozen houses waiting for me to inherit. I just passed the civil service exam, too. I'd be an idiot not to go back!!!

With Jiang Lan's series of outrageous maneuvers, the Quick Transmigration Bureau's business kept growing, attracting more and more new members and making the competition fiercer and fiercer.

Except for one permanent fixture in the Extras Division.

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Ling He was a permanent fixture at the Quick Transmigration Bureau and the only member of the Extras Division, a born slacker with no ambition whatsoever.

His main job was to play characters who appeared only once or twice in different worlds, passing through everyone's lives. That's why he belonged to the Extras Division.

Jiang Lan discovered that no matter where he went, he could always run into this permanent fixture.

When Jiang Lan rescued employees, Ling He happened to pass by and watch.

When Jiang Lan dealt with illegal Systems, transmigrators, and reborn people, Ling He happened to pass by and hand him a knife.

When Jiang Lan patched up holes in the worlds, Ling He happened to pass by and help.

When Jiang Lan was sleeping, Ling He passed by... Wait!

Hm?

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