I Only Have One Planet, That’s All

Coming soon: Infrastructure-building and leveling-up novel, Survival: The Safehouse Is a Magic Academy. Please add it to your favorites~~ A famous wealthy family on the capital planet was holding a family banquet at a top-tier hotel. The young people sat together at one table. The eldest brother had just broken through to double S in mental power, so a promotion in military rank was only a matter of time. The second sister had won the StarNet's Most Popular Actress award that year, and her career was taking off. The third brother was a business genius who had expanded the Du family's commercial empire. The fourth was a mecha designer, currently building a super-S mecha. The elders looked them over one by one, brimming with pride and satisfaction. All except the youngest, Du Yi'an, who was completely useless both physically and mentally and had been silently stuffing his face ever since he sat down. With everyone's eyes on him, Du Yi'an had to stop eating and let out a quiet sigh. "You're all so amazing. Unlike me, all I have is a planet." Everyone choked: ... Then they understood: This good-for-nothing had only been given a garbage planet. He was probably starving to death, which was why he'd started eating the moment he arrived. But just as they thought that, Du Yi'an put a video recorded on his smart device on the big screen. Its star was none other than his garbage planet Buildings of varied styles stood in orderly clusters, every one of them enough to leave archaeologists gasping in amazement. Fields were filled with natural crops that sold for astronomical prices on StarNet, while rare animals could be glimpsed in the woods and water. And in the caves and deep beneath the sea lay abundant mineral resources. Veins of purple crystal energy stones were piled across the ground. A single one of those stones cost a fortune! The entire Du family was dumbfounded. Wait, wasn't that planet a barren wasteland, an abandoned world whose planetary core was on the verge of dying? After enduring countless perilous worlds, Du Yi'an returned to his original world wanting nothing more than a simple, peaceful retirement. As luck would have it, he had a planet to do whatever he wanted with. He purified the soil and water, planted flowers and greenery, and started building things. The abandoned planet became the most coveted place in the entire star system. Du Yi'an spent his days drinking tea and admiring the flowers in his self-built castle. Ah, the perfect retirement! It would be even more perfect with a husband. The planet, whose consciousness had just awakened on the verge of dissipating, happened to hear its little benefactor's wish. So one day, a man whose looks perfectly matched Du Yi'an's tastes and whose build perfectly matched his preferences knocked on his door: "Hi. I heard you're looking for a partner?" Du Yi'an: ovo An occasionally boastful, single-mindedly retired bottom × a planet top who's a custom-made, perfect twenty-four-filial-boyfriend type, with a planet that's just a little bit huge Extra scene: Du Yi'an: Honey, I hear you're a ball? Partner: ...I'm a planet. Du Yi'an: Okay, honey, I have one question. Partner: Go ahead. Du Yi'an: Am I going to get crushed by you? PS: 1. 1v1, happy ending 2. Farming and infrastructure-building Blurb posted on 2022.1.13, revised on 2022.4.5, screenshot saved Coming soon: Infrastructure-building and leveling-up novel, Survival: The Safehouse Is a Magic Academy Blurb: After the college entrance exams, Jing Ke stepped out of the examination hall. He should have been able to relax and enjoy his summer vacation, but in the next moment, a survival game descended upon the world. [Welcome, all survivors. Please gather resources, upgrade your safehouse, and defend against monster invasions and all kinds of natural disasters!] Fog surrounded him on all sides. He started with only a 2-by-2 plot of land and a basic safehouse. Monsters appeared every night at eight sharp, and all kinds of natural disasters also threatened him. Everyone else's safehouses were cabins, RVs, treehouses, or cellars. Jing Ke's was a cursed magic academy. Monster strength: UP! Natural disaster difficulty: UP! The rarity and difficulty of collecting upgrade materials: UP UP UP! Worst of all, this lousy academy held monthly exams! Jing Ke kicked away Five Years of Alchemy, Three Years of Magic! Damn it! He'd just finished the college entrance exams. Did he have to be a student again?! [Warning! The academy has detected that you have violated the school rules! Please correct your behavior immediately, or you will be punished!] [The punishments are as follows:] [1. Dissect one hundred fire salamanders and successfully extract their fire element.] [2. Take the lead in the dance routine and rehearse the school anniversary show with ten zombies.] [3. Kiss the statue of the school's founding principal and praise it, once in the morning and once at night.] Jing Ke: ... What could he do? He hurriedly scrambled to pick the book back up, grumbling as he continued studying. As the game grew harder and countless players fell into despair, Jing Ke started to see the appeal. [Safehouse: Magic Academy] [Defense shield: 1,000,000/1,000,000] [Building: Elemental Magic Towers 4/4. Automatically attack intruders, dealing 100,000 damage per second.] [Building: Magic Farm. Automated, with a high chance of producing magical plants.] [Building: Library. Learn any skill, as long as you can master it.] [Building: Classroom. Boosts learning efficiency by 200%.] [Ecosystem: River, forest. Regularly produces treasure chests and resources.] After easily (and painfully) getting his graduation certificate, Jing Ke declared, "Hah! Surviving is a piece of cake!" Survival Forum: ["Just asking," is the top-ranked player playing a different game than the rest of us?] [Hot-tempered Pepper]: Aside from the top-ranked player, has anyone else managed to grow one of these? It explodes the moment it sees someone ugly! And it deals a ton of damage! [Alchemy for Absolute Beginners]: Help! I bought this from the top-ranked player. It says if I understand it, I'll learn alchemy. Is that true? Haha, I got the top-ranked player's homemade [Magic Protection]! It grants immunity to weather-related disasters! This is totally overpowered, folks! All right, now I get it. The top-ranked player is on a test server, no question! Theme: Lucid waters and lush mountains are invaluable assets