The Imperial Kitchen Blogger Goes Viral Across the Stars

[My short, sweet bedtime story The Universally Hated Plushie Cat Sneaks Into the Men's Dorm is now underway. And my story about a kid brother, The Silly Little One Goes Viral on a Reality Show About Kids Living in the Countryside, is here too!]

Imperial chef Shen Fei transmigrated from the apocalypse to a slum in the interstellar era.

He was also bound to the "Traditional Cuisine Promotion System." The System's ultimate mission for him was to conquer the stars with traditional food, defeat technological tricks and additives, and eliminate nutrient solution as a staple food!

But was it possible he couldn't even afford to buy ingredients?

Why did garlic cost 80 yuan a bulb and tomatoes 800 yuan each, when the average salary was still about the same as before? Shen "Bottom-of-the-Ladder Commoner" Fei was furious.

He finally managed to buy cheap vegetables, only to be told they were poisonous and would kill anyone who ate them.

Shen Fei: Damn.

He silently looked over at the Federal Marshal, who had just eaten eight plates of stir-fried poison.

But the marshal didn't die. His mental power, which had been unstable and chaotic, was repaired, and he went to the borderlands to slaughter a group of enemies as if he'd taken stimulants, his combat ability through the roof.

Shen Fei: Huh?

Interstellar netizens: ???

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Soon, they discovered that the food Shen Fei made was very special. It could repair mental power, beautify the skin and preserve one's youth, sharpen the eyes and ears, extend one's life...

Who wouldn't want some?!

Shen Fei's cooking livestream grew more and more popular. Even when he listed a hundred thousand portions, they sold out in seconds. Countless netizens beat their chests in frustration and went wild in the comments, demanding that he make more. They never wanted to drink nutrient solution again!

Shen Fei waved weakly. "I really don't have a single drop left."

Netizens: Don't lie! You're still baking cookies in your oven!

The next second, a tall man in a bathrobe appeared behind Shen Fei.

His hair was messy and he looked like he'd just woken up. He yawned lazily, then expertly opened the oven and swept up every freshly baked cookie.

The livestream viewers' eyes nearly popped out of their heads.

Wasn't that the renowned Federal Marshal Huo Mingyuan?

What was he doing at Shen Fei's place?

"Oh, trying to get your hands on some? Too late, it's gone again."

With a cookie in his mouth and countless astonished, envious stares on him, Huo Mingyuan strolled leisurely in front of the camera.

Then, in front of the entire interstellar population, he smiled and ate every last cookie.

"For family only. Go ahead and be jealous."

Netizens: ???

Overpowered, jealous, cool-guy marshal top who's also a glutton x food-loving, money-minded, cheeky, ridiculous chef god bottom

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[An openly fish-collecting, fake-lovesick, slow-witted violent beauty x a controlling, slightly unhinged, white-haired childhood-friend loyal-dog top]

The once-every-three-years military academy league championship was swept up by the long-declining Qiangshan Military Academy, shocking the entire interstellar network.

Even more shocking, the MVP was a stunningly beautiful Omega.

Everyone knows that finding an Omega among military academy students is like finding a lost diamond ring on the ocean floor.

The media rushed to ask, "May we ask why you took the military academy entrance exam and struggled to overcome your biological limitations to compete in the interstellar league? Do you have some great dream that you've kept secret?"

Shen Zhi elegantly took the microphone. "To find a husband where there are the most high-quality Alphas. My dream is to get married."

The media: ?

The entire interstellar network: ???

Later, "Wife, look at me!" became the most outrageous cheer in the history of the military academy league.

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Before a fight, other people say: If you lose, you'll get on your knees and call me Daddy!

Before a fight, Shen Zhi says: Sweetheart, have you ever dated? If you lose, you'll date me.

Enemy: ???

Enemy: What if I win?

Shen Zhi says with reserve: Then I'll pursue you.

Enemy: ...

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Shen Zhi changed boyfriends as often as he changed clothes. His exes gradually came to include every military academy in the empire: a young pirate lord, a rich scion, a cold and ruthless marshal, a scientific genius, a rising star at a military academy...

After winning the hearts of countless high-quality Alphas and then coldly walking away, he finally provoked public outrage.

Someone found Shen Zhi's team captain and filed a complaint.

For fuck's sake, can you do something about him?!

White-haired captain Ying Bai had just finished beating up a star beast. Blood covered half his face, and his eyes were still wild with bloodlust. He had none of the dignity or composure expected of the imperial heir.

He didn't care. He found a chair, sat down to replenish himself with nutrient solution, crossed his legs, and grinned carelessly. "Being able to date him is your good fortune. Even breaking up with him is worth it."

The complainant: ???

So you were in on it too!

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Shen Zhi had always been like this. He was constantly dating someone, while Ying Bai, his childhood friend, watched calmly, munching on seeds.

Go ahead and date. You'll break up in a couple of days anyway.

Sometimes, he even helped his childhood friend deal with ex-boyfriends who wouldn't leave him alone. He was like an empress calmly ensconced at the head of the harem, with a healthy dose of arrogance.

No one was closer to Shen Zhi than he was. If he wanted, he could take his love-struck childhood friend for himself whenever he pleased.

Sure enough, two years later, Shen Zhi had swept every MVP title at the military academy league, but hadn't even made it to third base.

Ying Bai tossed aside his seeds and dusted off his hands, ready to confess. His father had just started nagging him to get married, after all.

But Shen Zhi came over, holding his stomach. "This is strange, Baibai. I think I'm pregnant, but I don't know who the father is."

Ying Bai: …

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The next day, the top headline on the interstellar network read: Shocking! Imperial prince beats up the young pirate lord, rich scion, cold and ruthless marshal, and others one by one overnight! What's the reason?!

Theme: Struggle is power.