I Inherited a Planet [Farming]

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A sweet, cute, playful, and carefree bottom x a top forced to take life easy

After finishing his transmigration-into-a-book assignments, Lan Li was told by the System that he could retire and choose between returning to his home planet or staying in one of the worlds he'd visited.

System: "If you return to your home planet, you'll inherit a country with vast lands and simple, honest people. You'll even get a devastatingly handsome partner as a bonus. You can also level up and become the owner of the entire planet..."

Wow, what a deal!

Lan Li made up his mind on the spot. "That's the one!"

But when Lan Li sat on a boulder and looked at the primeval forest, the barren mountains, the active volcano that could erupt at any moment, and a group of primitive people without so much as a stitch of clothing...

Damn it! The stupid System tricked me!

At least his partner really was devastatingly handsome, though his health didn't seem so great.

On a planet without a single form of entertainment, how could they go without nighttime activities?

Planting crops, gathering herbs, hunting, keeping warm, building...

In a cozy room with a charcoal fire and a carpet on the floor, Lan Li held out a freshly made delicacy to his partner, pouting. "You must be tired. Want a bite? Give Lili a kiss first."

The former 3S-rated general, with 3S physical and mental abilities, steadied him and said helplessly, "All right."

The people of the Empire recently spotted their missing general on a reality-exploration livestream.

The general had ended up stranded on a desolate planet, and his physical condition seemed to have deteriorated badly. He'd been picked up by the natives, who not only failed to treat him, but also sent him to a cave to be the partner of their king. The king was skinny, weak, and stupid, and the natives were so ugly they hurt your eyes!

The general had it so rough!!!

Later...

The people of the Empire watched the livestream as the general ate a delicious dinner made by the king, lived in the king's spacious palace, and kissed and cuddled the king, who had fair skin and stunning looks.

What a dream life. They were officially jealous.

Warnings:

1. The bottom has a golden finger.

2. Includes livestreaming, the kind where he's being monitored, not something he does willingly.

New story coming soon: I Only Have One Planet

Blurb:

A prestigious family from the capital planet is holding a family banquet at a top hotel.

The young people are seated together.

The eldest brother has just broken through to double-S mental strength, and a promotion in military rank is only a matter of time. The second sister won the StarNet's Most Popular Actress award this year, and her career is taking off. The third child is a business genius who has expanded the Du family's commercial empire. The fourth is a mecha designer, currently building a super-S mecha.

The elders look them over one by one, filled with pride and satisfaction.

All except the youngest, Du Yi'an, who is useless in both physical and mental ability and has been silently stuffing his face since sitting down.

With everyone's attention on him, Du Yi'an had to stop eating and let out a quiet sigh. "You're all so impressive. Unlike me, I only have one planet."

Everyone fell silent: ...

Then they understood. This good-for-nothing had only been given a trash planet and was probably nearly starving to death, which was why he'd started eating the moment he arrived.

But just as they thought that, Du Yi'an played a video on his smart device for everyone to see. The star of the video was his trash planet...

Buildings of all kinds, arranged in perfect order, each one enough to amaze archaeologists;

Natural crops that sold for high prices on StarNet growing in the fields, while rare animals could be glimpsed in the forest and water;

And in caves and deep beneath the sea, rich mineral resources lay hidden. Deposits of purple crystal energy stones were piled all over the ground. A single one of these stones cost a fortune!

The entire Du family was stunned.

Wait, wasn't that planet a barren wasteland, so desolate that even its planetary core was nearly dead?

After surviving countless dangerous worlds and returning to his original world, Du Yi'an only wanted to enjoy a simple, peaceful retirement.

Luckily, he had a planet he could do whatever he wanted with.

The planet was pitifully barren, heavily polluted, and nearly devoid of life, but that was no problem. Du Yi'an had saved up plenty of points:

Purify the soil and water, plant flowers and grass, feed the little animals, and do some construction when he had nothing else to do...

Ah, the perfect retirement!

It would be even more perfect if he had a husband.

The planet, its consciousness waking from the brink of dissolution, happened to hear its little benefactor's wish.

So one day,

a man who was exactly Du Yi'an's type in looks and exactly his type in body knocked on Du Yi'an's door:

"Hello. I heard you're looking for a partner?"

Du Yi'an: ovo

A retirement-loving bottom who occasionally acts like a tea-drinking drama queen and is an expert at humblebragging x a tailor-made, devoted top who's perfect in every way except that his original form is a little too big

Little scene:

Du Yi'an: "Honey, I heard you're a ball?"

Partner: "...A planet."

Du Yi'an: "Okay, honey. I have just one question."

Partner: "Go ahead."

Du Yi'an: "Will you crush me to death?"

Moral: Hard work brings prosperity.