The System Forces Me to Uphold Virtue [Quick Transmigration]

(No drama here; see below for why comments are closed.) “You are the male lead in countless small worlds, and you’re a scumbag.” “Because the male and female leads have bad endings, these small worlds are on the brink of collapse. We’ll now erase your memories, then send you back to the small worlds with the help of the Male Virtue System, so you can achieve happy endings.” Lin Yuehan, after reading the plot: “So putting criminals in prison makes me a scumbag?” That’s no scumbag. I’d call him one of the ten best citizens around. The scheming white lotus who swallows up the male lead’s family fortune The bleeding-heart saint who drags the male lead down to his death in a survival world The female Casanova who has her heart set on every handsome man under the sun The mad scientist obsessed with human experimentation These are all the female leads Lin Yuehan is supposed to help observe male virtue. (It’s the same person in every world.) Lin Yuehan: “That’s not observing male virtue. That’s Stockholm syndrome.” Bonus scene: “Mission: Take a drunk person home.” The white lotus who framed the male lead in the original world is now bleary-eyed with drink, as if waiting for something. The Male Virtue System? More like the Simp Training System. As the female lead stares in disbelief, Lin Yuehan walks toward the young man in the corner and murmurs in a lover’s voice, “You look drunk. Want me to take you home?” Zhuang Chenxing, who hasn’t touched a drop, blushes for no apparent reason. The System demands in his mind, “What are you doing?” With the man in his arms, Lin Yuehan lets his fingertips wander suggestively over his waist and replies, “Doing the mission. Look how red his face is. He’s really drunk.” The System sneers: The female lead is the only one who’s been drinking. His face is red because your hands are out of line. After countless worlds, the Male Virtue System grits its teeth. “Where’s your male virtue?” Lin Yuehan: “My heart belongs to my lover. I hand over my salary card, come home on time, never spend more than ten minutes alone with anyone of either sex, tell my sweetheart I love them every day to make them feel secure, bring them roses every morning, give them a present every three days and a surprise every five. Isn’t that enough to count as observing male virtue?” The Male Virtue System: “Everything you said sounds great, but the person you’re observing male virtue for is a damn male supporting character!” … CEO top x vengeful ghost bottom Rich second-generation top x mermaid bottom Monk top x fox bottom Player top x seductive NPC bottom Top student top x incubus bottom Content warning: A lot of people have asked, so let me clarify: there’s no drama behind closing the comments. I just can’t stand people who haven’t read the story or even bothered to read the content warnings, imagining what I wrote and then using those guesses to attack me over things that aren’t in the story. The top and bottom fall for each other in every world!! They! Love! Each! Other! In! Every! World! It’s a sweet romance, so please don’t make yourself cry. I’m begging you. Readers with extreme top- or bottom-oriented preferences, please stay away. The “female lead” is the same person in every world. Neither the top nor the bottom has any romantic entanglements with her, and there’s no sham marriage situation. Important: This is a sweet romance. The bottom isn’t human in any world. Fluffy creatures are the best! Their relationships develop quickly in the small worlds because they have a past together. People who love each other will fall in love wherever they are. The world order depends on inspiration. One-on-one, both are each other’s first and only. There are face-slapping scenes. Please add it to your favorites~ Mwah! -------- Coming soon: “I Really Didn’t Mean to Make the Dragon Proud Protagonist My Husband [Quick Transmigration]” In novels, there’s a kind of person who starts from the very bottom but keeps rising against all odds, wins beautiful lovers, and reaches the peak. They’re known as Dragon Proud Protagonists. Their lives wouldn’t be complete without a master who teaches them everything, loyal underlings, and eager errand-runners. Jian Yuanbai’s mission is to play these roles and keep worlds on the verge of collapse running. Jian Yuanbai: “So as long as the Dragon Proud Protagonist succeeds in the end, I’m good, right?” System: “...That’s not wrong, but Host, make sure the male lead says the lines a Dragon Proud Protagonist is supposed to say.” Jian Yuanbai does an outstanding job in every world. The only thing that gives the System a headache is... System: “The Dragon Proud Protagonist is supposed to have a lover on each arm!! He’s not supposed to become your husband!!” Jian Yuanbai, brainwashed by over-the-top heroic catchphrases: “Even Heaven and Earth cannot defy my will, let alone you.” At first, Jian Yuanbai really did intend to follow the plot obediently. But after hearing the Dragon Proud Protagonist call him “big brother” over and over, he gradually lost his way and began having steamy dreams every night. Jian Yuanbai: “I’m still a virgin. I was saving myself for my husband. I’m not pure anymore, so he has to take responsibility.” The System breaks down, panics, and rages helplessly: “That damn thing was just a dream! You’re still pure!” Jian Yuanbai gazes deeply at the soft, fair, still-youthful Dragon Proud Protagonist and insists, “No, I’m not pure anymore.” Then he swaps the cultivation method that would give him bulging muscles and a towering physique for another one. I’m not saying there’s anything wrong with a muscular bottom, but he still prefers a softer husband. Bonus scene: Jian Yuanbai actually feels guilty, too. The Dragon Proud Protagonist in the novel: Seven times a night, every night. After becoming his husband: He passes out three times in one night. Jian Yuanbai, full of remorse: “I only made my husband pass out three times. I’m still four short. I’m sorry, darling. I’ll work harder.” The Dragon Proud Protagonist sneers: “...If you do it seven times in one night, you won’t have a husband!” World One: The pitiful pawn cast out by his family Facing the cold-blooded relatives who kicked him out and hoped to watch him struggle to survive, The Dragon Proud Protagonist’s lashes flutter as he forces himself to swallow his shame. “I’ll repay today’s humiliation a hundredfold!” The family had hoped to see him suffer, but instead watched the Dragon Proud Protagonist receive lavish support and affection from the top-tier Jian family. Their reaction: “What a devious way to show off.” World Two: The pitiful good-for-nothing whose engagement was broken off The Dragon Proud Protagonist’s ears turn red as he looks at Jian Yuanbai with pleading, tear-filled eyes. Jian Yuanbai: “Say it.” Dragon Proud Protagonist: “I... In thirty years, the east bank of the river, and in thirty years, the west. Don’t... don’t look down on a poor young man.” The group of villains, who hadn’t even had a chance to humiliate the Dragon Proud Protagonist before Jian Yuanbai forcefully crushed them and sent them spitting blood to the ground: “...Give us back our lines!” World Three: The pitiful vampire who was turned World Four: The pitiful Alpha whose glands were destroyed World Five: The pitiful actor who was blacklisted Worlds Six, Seven, Eight... 1. “Dragon Proud Protagonist” is just a label. The bottom isn’t actually called that. 2. Both are each other’s first and only. They only have each other, and the bottom is one person. 3. The worlds may not appear in the order listed in the blurb. 4. Sweet romance. Readers with extreme top- or bottom-oriented preferences, please stay away. 5. Both are adults when they fall in love. 6. Top/bottom: A strong, slightly silly top who tries in every world to make his husband pass out seven times and dotes on him x a clingy bottom whose personality varies a little from world to world Currently serializing: “I Don’t Need to Be Saved” One-on-one, both are each other’s first and only Completed: “The Parrot I Raised Turned Out to Be the Emperor” Theme: Love cannot be coerced by anything