Am I a Scumbag Gong? No Way! [Quick Transmigration]

Coming soon: My Wife Is a Great Shaman and Lazy Fish, Please Turn Over Blurb: Li Ziyu thinks he's incredibly lucky. He died unexpectedly, yet got the chance to be reborn. But he's a fine young man, so why is he being forced to play the scumbag?! System 009: I'm not asking you to be a scumbag. You're supposed to reform the scumbag you took over! Li Ziyu hesitates. I never planned on marrying a man! System 009 says: Either die or do it! Li Ziyu cherishes the chance to live again, so even if it means being a scumbag and marrying a man, he'll just have to grit his teeth and go through with it! * World One: Showbiz, D-list newcomer × award-winning actor Li Ziyu gazed at the refined, handsome actor and teased him, "You promised to reward me today, but instead I'm the one serving you. Don't you have anything to say about that?" Jiang Yubai looked at him steadily for two seconds, then wrapped his arms around Li Ziyu's neck. * World Two: Demon Realm, crow × phoenix Li Ziyu noticed that the little phoenix seemed to love the bright red rabbits, so he said, "If you like them, you can keep them as pets." But Luan Tian looked up at him and said, "Don't you think their fur would make a beautiful outfit?" From then on, all the swift rabbits in the secret realm were in for a terrible time. * World Three: Alternate setting, poor scholar × young master from a marquis's household On their wedding night, Wei Kangle angrily tried to throw Li Ziyu out of the bedroom. After entertaining the guests, Li Ziyu returned to his room only to be assaulted by his new wife and left with a bloody forehead. He cupped his bride's face in both hands and said, "Kangle, I came into your family, so I'm yours now. Where else could you possibly send me?!" * World Four: Wuxia, righteous hero × leader of the demonic sect At the Heroes' Conference, Li Ziyu took Zhong Ximo's hand and announced to everyone, "For the peace and stability of the entire martial world, the two of us have decided to represent the Liuyang Sect and the Xuantian Order, join our families in marriage, and put an end to our generations-old feud!" The sect leader was quite pleased to see the orthodox fighters below sitting in stunned silence. Afterward, rumors spread throughout the martial world: "Hero Li truly is the greatest of the younger generation. For the sake of peace, he was willing to give himself to the demon. He's an example to us all!" * World Five: Apocalypse, special forces soldier × rich heir Li Ziyu joked, "How about I earn money to support us, while you stay home looking beautiful?" Kerris blushed. "I can support you too. My space is huge, and it's full of good stuff." Looking at his wife's hopeful eyes, Li Ziyu couldn't bring himself to refuse. He sighed inwardly. So what if he was living off his wife? He was already a pro. One more time wouldn't hurt. Devoted, powerful top × cool, aloof, tsundere bottom One-on-one, both are virgins New novel coming soon: My Wife Isn't Human Blurb: Jiang Zhengyang has suffered from a burning agony caused by a heat toxin since childhood. Doctors have declared that he won't live past the age of eight. When he was five, he was lucky enough to get a wife. He instinctively clung to that "person," and from then on, he never had to endure the pain again, even though his wife wasn't human! At the time, he didn't understand what having a wife really meant. He only knew he should follow his father's advice and treat her well. Yin Jiuli was his medicine, his teacher, his protector, the deity he worshipped in the tower of his heart. One day, Jiang Zhengyang suddenly realized he had been wrong. Yin Jiuli was his partner, and their relationship had been destined from the day they met. Yin Jiuli had already waited so many years for him to grow up. Now it was time for Jiang Zhengyang to make it up to him. He followed his father's advice to the letter: cherish his wife, spoil his wife, and be a good partner with impeccable husbandly virtue! Yin Jiuli foresaw the imminent fall of the gods. As a great shaman, he communicated with heaven and earth and secured himself a sliver of hope for survival. When he opened his eyes again, millions of years had passed. To walk once more beneath the sun, he made a pact with a little brat. From then on, Yin Jiuli had himself a child husband. Years later, the once clingy, affectionate little brat had grown into a sunny young man, who asked Yin Jiuli to fulfill his marital duties. Yin Jiuli agreed. It was only on their wedding night that Yin Jiuli discovered they had completely different ideas about what a child husband was! #I thought you were my wife, but you thought I was your husband# [Extra Scenes] 1. Yin Jiuli looked down at the little boy and said expressionlessly, "If you wet the bed again, I'll throw you outside to feed the wolves." Little Zhengyang didn't want to be eaten by wolves, and promised miserably, "I won't do it again!" 2. One day, the couple went to gather herbs from the heart of a storm. Yin Jiuli took one look, then shoved Jiang Zhengyang straight in. Caught completely off guard, Jiang Zhengyang shouted, "Are you trying to murder your own husband?!" Yin Jiuli: "You're squealing like a slaughtered pig. Have some shame!" A moment later, Jiang Zhengyang climbed back up. "Don't talk nonsense. If I'm a pig, then what are you?!" One-on-one, both are virgins Sunny, healthy, talkative top × cold, aloof ghost of a great shaman bottom Theme: Build sound values and work together toward a better life