★I'm out of ideas, so I've ended the paid version. Don't read this.★
Blurb:
Wen Zhi transmigrates into a vicious female supporting character in a showbiz novel about a real and fake heiress.
To make her turn evil, she's supposed to be dumped by her boyfriend, attacked by the whole internet, sexually exploited, and finally die a miserable death.
Turn evil, huh?
Wen Zhi, a woman with a rebellious streak, decides to give everyone an equal opportunity to die horribly.
At a drinking party, her agent urges her to drink, while an investor makes a grab for her.
Wen Zhi immediately busts out an aerial kick. "You old bastard, you think you can paw at me? A few drinks and you get cocky. Cross me and you won't know if you'll live or die!"
In a hospital room, the new girlfriend of a cheating scumbag actor gloats, "You'll never be good enough for him."
Wen Zhi turns around and smacks the scumbag twice. "You are, you are, you're the best! You suit pigs, horses, and beasts of burden. You call everyone Mom and Dad. You go with everything!"
On a variety show, a top-tier star from a boys' love adaptation, trying to shake off the "gay" label, uses her as a shield. "I really do like you."
In front of countless viewers, Wen Zhi whips out photos of the star in bed in all kinds of positions. "The way you bottom for love, and you still have the nerve to whip out that toothpick and embarrass yourself?"
The internet goes wild. You're that bold? Don't you value your life?
*
Her identity is revealed, and when she returns to the Sheng residence, the whole family takes turns bombarding her.
Her pathetic father looks down on her. "What future can a lowly actress have? Just look at your manners!"
Wen Zhi nods quickly. "You're right, I have no future. I had a mother, but no father to raise me."
Her biased mother treats her like an enemy. "Know your place. Don't covet what's not yours."
Wen Zhi shrugs. "Then what should I do? How about you kill me?"
Her fake white-lotus heiress sobs, "If my sister doesn't like me, I can move out."
Wen Zhi points at the door. "How about you stop talking and actually do it?"
Her stupid younger brother stands his ground. "I only have one sister, and you're not her."
Wen Zhi grabs his head and shoves it into the fish tank. "Let's wash those blind eyes of yours."
#TheWorldThrowsMudAtMe,SoITurnAroundAndSlapItInTheFace;PlantItsAshesToGrowLotuses,ThenPickUpAnAKAndRatatat!#
#Whatever,I'llJustGoCrazy#
#LetThingsBlowUp,AndIfYouWon'tBackDown,I'llKillYou#
Reader's guide:
1. All the scandals are made up. There are no real-life inspirations, so don't read anything into them.
2. The heroine is a sane, stable lunatic who loves making trouble.
Coming soon: Transmigrated as the Villain's Cannon Fodder Ex-Wife [The 1970s]
Blurb:
After dying in a horde of zombies, Yu Tingwan transmigrates to the year 1970.
The good news: she's become the cannon fodder wife of the novel's big villain. He's rich and handsome. Though he doesn't love her, she's certainly not lacking in material comforts.
The bad news: at this point, the original owner doesn't want to go to the Northwest with the villain and suffer. She's planning to run off with all the family's money and a good-for-nothing man. According to the plot, he'll swindle her out of her money and virtue, and she'll die miserably in the street.
No need to stay on guard against zombie attacks, a healthy body, money and free time, and a cute child by her side with no annoying man to bother her. As if she'd be crazy enough to run away with some good-for-nothing when she has a life this good.
Yu Tingwan wastes no time. She takes the little one and the villain with her as they head north with the military.
*
A new commander, Zhong, has arrived at the military compound. He has brought along not only his delicate and pretty wife, but also a little child as cute as a doll.
Everyone shakes their heads when they see them. How could someone so soft and tender stand up to the Northwest's bitter winds?
But later, the people in the compound smell the delicious food wafting from Commander Zhong's home every day, and their mouths water.
Meanwhile, Yu Tingwan falls into deep thought as she watches her husband come home more and more often:
Wasn't he supposed to hate coming home and have no worldly desires?
Wait, don't come any closer!!!
Coming soon: The Torture-Novel Heroine Found Her Voice
Blurb:
Xu Jiangzhi transmigrates into the heroine of an old-school angsty romance novel.
According to the plot, the heroine is supposed to take every insult without talking back, endure every blow without fighting back, have her liver and kidneys cut out, get kidnapped and miscarry, then hang from the city wall for three days. She has to endure eighty-one trials and suffer for ninety-nine chapters, yet never finds her voice or says a word. The hero only starts groveling after her in the final chapter, giving the story a happy ending.
Xu Jiangzhi holds the script: Am I supposed to put up with this?!
And so:
The vicious female rival acts all pitiful. "It's my fault. It's all my fault. If only my health were better, my sister wouldn't have had to marry you in my place."
Xu Jiangzhi rolls her eyes. "What a load of crap! You ran away from the wedding because you looked down on him after his family went bankrupt and he became a deadbeat. You didn't want to stick around and suffer with him."
Her scummy dad and mom back her into a corner. "Yueyue just needs you to donate a little panda blood. You won't even do that? How can you be so heartless?"
Xu Jiangzhi nods like a bobblehead. "Yeah, right, my blood is cold. You two have warm blood, so why don't you donate some?"
The idiotic male rival is cold and twisted. "Yueyue is so kind. She saved me when I was at my lowest. I'd do anything for her happiness, so you should just go die."
Xu Jiangzhi chokes on her words. "Could it be that she was the one who bullied you at school in the first place?"
The deranged villain crawls forward menacingly. "If you dare take even half a step away from me, I'll bankrupt the Xu family behind you."
Xu Jiangzhi is delighted. "You can't take back what you said! Now hurry up!"
The brain-dead male lead can't tell good from bad. "Yueyue can't handle stress. We can have another child in the future, so let's abort this one."
Xu Jiangzhi looks at him like he's an idiot. "Sorry, but the baby isn't yours. You don't get to decide."
Theme: Obey the law and be a good person
It looks good. I admit that you successfully caught my attention.
I laughed to death. How come this man named Meng has the same "virtue" as the heroine?
There hasn't been an update in a few days. Hurry up and fill in the gaps.
The author has never made pancakes before. In fact, no matter whether the batter is thin or thick, it can be spread into pancakes, but the taste will be different.
Hahahaha, the epilepsy cp appears
I guess this big-assed man is the man whose shit was thrown by Wenwen,?
Although, photos cannot be broadcast live! He was blocked in minutes!
There has been no update for two days. Have you been kidnapped?
Ha ha ha ha! A raised butt is good for fertility~ It made me laugh to death
Author update ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
It looks good. I admit that you successfully caught my attention.
I laughed to death. How come this man named Meng has the same "virtue" as the heroine?
There hasn't been an update in a few days. Hurry up and fill in the gaps.
The author has never made pancakes before. In fact, no matter whether the batter is thin or thick, it can be spread into pancakes, but the taste will be different.