The novel has been released from serialization. Don't read it.
Blurb:
After being struck by lightning, Shi Wuyang was left with only a wisp of his soul. It ended up in the body of a foolish little streamer who had just been scared to death by a paranormal entity.
The poor fool was beaten by his scumbag father, cursed by his stepmother, and kicked out of the house. He survived by begging and scavenging, and was even tricked into livestreaming.
The paranormal entity loomed before him, claws bared, surrounded by a chilling wind and ghastly aura. "Too bad for you, running into me. Next life, remember to keep your wits about you!"
Viewers, scalp crawling: It's over. The idiot streamer has crawled under the chair and won't come out. Terrifying.
The family watching him suffer while munching on sunflower seeds: Interesting. This is great entertainment.
"Keep my wits about me...? What does that mean?"
But in the next moment, Shi Wuyang expressionlessly rolled the paranormal entity into a ball and swallowed it. He burped, then sighed in mild dissatisfaction. "Not bad, but there wasn't much of it."
The guests fleeing in terror: ...?
The viewers trembling behind their screens: ...!
The scumbag father and stepmother happily watching the show: ??!
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At first, the viewers thought it was just an ordinary staged livestream. They cursed Shi Wuyang for pretending to be supernatural and putting on an act, eagerly waiting for him to get exposed.
But then... Shi Wuyang laid to rest the souls of hundreds of infant girls who haunted a desolate, decaying folk village; beneath a bridge spanning the city center, he broke the curse that caused cars to spontaneously combust...
The authorities even posted online: @Shi Wuyang, with the spiritual qi revival and ghosts running rampant, we have appointed Mr. Shi director of the Special Affairs Investigation Bureau.
The haters: ...
Would it be too late to call him Dad and cling to his coattails?
The little livestream became a sensation. Shi Wuyang's name spread across the internet, and countless people did everything they could to ask him for a fortune reading.
His biological scumbag father, stepmother, and the others gaped in astonishment, put down their sunflower seeds, and eagerly went looking for him.
Shi Wuyang, smiling but unimpressed: Who are you?
#Sorry, geniuses are always the center of attention#
#Find out who's the real boss#
#I only wanted to find my other half-soul, but ended up dominating the scene, becoming a star, and finding my soulmate#
Reader's Guide:
1. This story is full of made-up settings. It's pure, brainless fun, so don't overthink it.
2. All the monsters and spirits in the story are made up. Please don't connect them to reality or take the story as factual.
The Daoist Priest Is Missing the Virtue Element
Blurb:
Wen Weiqing had cultivated for a thousand years and was preparing to ascend, but somehow flew to the wrong place and ended up at a dilapidated little Taoist temple.
The temple had been abandoned for ages. Cobwebs covered everything, the wind blew through in winter, the roof leaked in summer, and even dogs looked at it with disdain.
Forced to reveal his true form, Wen Weiqing opened his foxlike eyes. He had lost most of his cultivation, but at least what remained was still usable.
Then he would start with a modest goal: bring some life to the shabby temple.
After all... he loved a lively place more than anything.
The burly male ghost forced to pole-dance & the weasel spirit forbidden from resting until it caught a hundred chickens & the female ghost who jumped to her death, working hard to piece together her body after it was smashed to pulp: Lively... It's certainly lively.
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A young Daoist priest came to Qingyun Temple, dressed in a shabby robe with a deathly pale face. Everyone thought he wouldn't live much longer.
But they waited and waited, until Qingyun Temple was bustling with worshippers and the people at the foot of the mountain had come and gone many times over. The young priest was still alive, as thin and frail as ever.
Reader's Guide:
1. The male lead's original form is a white fox. He will gradually become human as the story progresses.
2. His golden finger is overpowered. The male lead is the strongest.
3. This isn't a traditional supernatural cultivation story. It won't be very scary, and it's a little silly.
The Contrast Male Supporting Character in an Imperial Exam Novel
Blurb:
Song Shi died.
The good news was that he had transmigrated and could live another life.
The bad news was that he had become the contrast character to the male lead of an imperial exam novel.
The male lead was born brilliant, while the original host was born dull. At three, the male lead could compose poems and speak with eloquence, while the original host could barely talk and was slow-witted. The male lead would eventually become a Grand Secretary and leave a glorious mark in the history books, while the original host would get what he deserved and die on a cold, forgotten night.
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The story had just begun. The three-year-old male lead, dressed in splendid clothes, clasped his hands behind his back and recited, swaying his head with each step. "Boil the beans to make a broth, strain the beans to make a drink..."
Just as the smug boy finished reciting the Seven Steps Verse and prepared to accept the praise of the great scholar, a timid voice suddenly came from the corner. "The beanstalks burn beneath the pot, while the beans within it weep...?"
Everyone: ?!!
Under everyone's gaze, Song Shi, dressed in ragged clothes and thin as a rail, his face blackened with grime, looked up with shining eyes. "If I can memorize poems, can I go to school?"
"I know lots more, too..."
Thousands of years later, Song Shi's name appeared countless times in Chinese textbooks and history books.
A prodigy, top of all six examinations.
He developed water conservancy, promoted agriculture, opened a canal, sailed west across the seas...
Theme: Speak for those who cannot speak, and give voice to those who have none
It's novel, but it's so bad, I hate it.
It suddenly occurred to me that the uterus is to protect the mother, not the child. The child will absorb as much nutrients as possible from the mother...
Can it be stuffed back if the child is no longer born?? Help, it's so scary, woo woo woo woo
Is it a discontinued update or a bad ending! Tell me something?
? Not updated yet? No explanation, no excuse, what do you mean?
Typical people are obsessed with money and become crazy when they become Internet celebrities.
Who did the pregnant woman offend? It's so pitiful.
You won't have to update it every three months...
This director's quality is really poor
Outrageous. This is the end of writing. Mullet roe