After Retiring, the Assassin Took Up Farming and Became the Prince’s Moonlight

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Chou Yingou: I'm a prince, not a tortoise.

Liu Wuliang: I'm a retired assassin, not a dead assassin.

Young Prince: You farm during the day, and I plant the rice seedlings at night. That's what you call balancing work and rest.

Liu Wuliang: Shouldn't balancing work and rest include taking a break?

Young Prince: You lie down and rest. I'll handle the rest.

Liu Wuliang: ...

A cunning prince outside, innocent and occasionally unhinged at home, the top × a gentle, considerate retired assassin turned farmer, the bottom

Liu Wuliang: Gougou, that person over there has a really big knife. What should we do?

Young Prince: Come into my arms. I'll protect you.

Liu Wuliang glared at the fellow martial artist who had suddenly appeared, then opened his mouth and said meekly, "If you don't want to die, you'd better get lost."

Theme: Food is essential to the people, so we should cherish it. Every delicacy, no matter how rare, depends on the nourishment of this vast land. Please protect our environment.