Two Divine Lords, Please Behave Yourselves

A narcissistic, arrogant Azure Dragon who thinks he's the most handsome and powerful immortal in heaven, top x a rat spirit who couldn't care less what anyone does and just wants to cultivate quietly into an immortal, top

When immortals fight, bystanders should stay out of the way.

What should you do if you transmigrate into a world where immortals are fighting? Obviously, grab onto the strongest thigh and survive.

That's exactly what the little rat spirit Mo Ming thinks. He was a well-rounded student, good in every way, and now he's turned into a low-ranking rat spirit. The contrast is just too much. Mo Ming refuses to accept it. But when the Azure Dragon's sword is held to his neck, Mo Ming decides that whether he accepts it or not is a small matter. Staying alive is what counts. Mo Ming transmigrates at the worst possible time: the Azure Dragon is watching his elixir, which has been cooking in the furnace for 81 days, nearly ready. When Mo Ming crashes down, he brings a whole body of water from the Milky Way. This water is the bane of the Azure Dragon's furnace flames, and the elixir, with just half a day left, turns into a black little pellet like a sheep dropping. Then Mo Ming accidentally eats it. The Azure Dragon has just one thought: cut him open, take out that sheep-dropping pellet, and put it back in the furnace.

Mo Ming thinks fast and pours on the flattery, saving his own life and becoming a little attendant in the Azure Dragon's palace.

The little attendant has gotten used to throwing his weight around and actually starts making moves on his master, the Azure Dragon Lord.

"Look at that body. Tsk, I bet you've got eight-pack abs."

"Want me to take my clothes off so you can count?"

"No need. I've got abs too."

"Then take your clothes off and let me see."

"Mo Ming, you've really gotten better with your words lately."

"Of course. How else could I win over you, the most eligible bachelor in heaven?"

The most eligible bachelor?

The Azure Dragon Lord carefully thinks back to the first time he heard that phrase.

Mo Ming, a well-rounded student at school, gets the worst score in his class on a weekly test. After everyone scolds him with all the love in their hearts, he unexpectedly becomes hopelessly addicted to online novels.

One day, he reads a novel about immortals fighting and becomes a fan of the Azure Dragon Lord. He keeps saying how wonderful it would be to transmigrate into the story and become the Azure Dragon Lord. After a night's sleep, his dream almost comes true.

He does transmigrate, and he does meet the Azure Dragon Lord, but he becomes a rat spirit... And right now, because he stole and ate the Azure Dragon Lord's offering, the Azure Dragon is holding him by the tail, about to toss him into the alchemy furnace. Mo Ming's powerful will to survive bursts forth, and with his silver tongue, he saves his little mouse life.

A little rat spirit who only wants to stay alive in peace x an Azure Dragon Lord who wants to kill every demon under heaven

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Mo Ming: My lord, you are mighty. I could praise you for three days and three nights without running out of things to say.

Azure Dragon Lord: No need for three days and three nights. Tell me right now what you admire about me.

Mo Ming: Tall! Big! Strong!

Azure Dragon Lord: Why does that description sound so strange?

Mo Ming: Never mind that. My lord, you are handsome and debonair, truly heaven's most eligible bachelor...

Azure Dragon Lord: What's a bachelor? And what's a diamond?

Mo Ming: My lord, you're handsome, and you fight with style. You're the most handsome in all three realms. Do you understand now?

Azure Dragon Lord: Good. Go on.

...That's all...

"Then prepare to die."

Theme: Repay even the smallest kindness many times over, and don't do evil just because it's trivial.