Why Can't We Cats Be Used as Attackers?

Xie Youguan is a civet cat. He grew up in a cat spirit base. His motto is "Every cat should be a master of human beings." He despises those domestic cats who lie at the feet of humans and roll around like coquettishly every day. A year after he started working, Xie Youguan posted a "recruitment advertisement" on the telephone pole while wiping away tears—— [Big raccoon flower, a cat with a handsome face, cute, soft and cute, just two cans a day! Don't miss it if you pass by. Call the number below to take the cat home. From now on, you will no longer be a wild man without a cat. I stayed there for a week and no one cared. Xie Youguan decided to take the initiative. It chose an adopter for itself who smelled particularly good pheromones. In order to prevent humans from randomly giving it names like "Sangbiao" or "Dandan", it also purchased a nameplate for itself online in advance, with the three characters "Xie Youguan" engraved on it. On a dark and windy night, it knocked on the window of its adopter's house and jumped in grandly. After a round of inspection, it was very satisfied, then got into the bed and meowed to the confused human: "What are you doing standing around? It's very late, come and sleep." - As a dog owner, Mo Qing was taken in by a fox-like tabby cat. The other party secretly entered the room, drank water from his cup, slept on his bed, used his bathroom and ate the most expensive cans, and was jealous of his dog every day. He even turned into a human one night and rubbed his legs with his tail raised. In principle, cats in heat must be taken to the hospital for sterilization. Xie Youguan swung his tail vigorously, said in a loud voice and said aggrievedly, "You really don't like cats! Would you be able to accept that silly dog if it turned into a human?" Mo Qing: "..." In principle, no serious person would mess around with cats and dogs. If this is discovered, it will make headlines and be ridiculed by humans around the world for a year, right? Xie Youguan pulled the lamp, his eyes were shining with laser light: "Then let's do it quietly!" Ps: 1. Cats attack people. Purpose: Caring for small animals