There’s Something Wrong with My Mission Worlds [Wuxia Crossover]

Also known as: “I Took My Marvel/DC Crossover Cheat Code to a Wuxia Crossover,” “How Do I Explain to All You Young Heroes That I Really Am a Person,” and “To Hell with These Bugs! I’m Filing a Complaint!”

Blurb One:

The Anomaly Suppression Division is one of the five departments of the Space-Time Balance Bureau. Its full name is the “Special Anomaly Suppression Division,” and it is responsible for traveling to worlds where anomalies have appeared and eradicating them.

The division has carefully classified all the worlds prone to producing anomalies. The most popular worlds, and the ones anomalies favor most, generally fall into three categories: the Marvel/DC crossover, the Wuxia crossover, and the anime crossover.

Talona was an outstanding agent who had made a name for herself in the Marvel/DC crossover world for years without ever failing a mission. But one day...

Something went wrong with her mission world.

Talona: What the heck? Aren’t I an agent in the Marvel/DC crossover? This is a Wuxia crossover!

System: ...Why not give it a try? We’re already here, after all.

Talona: ...

Give it a try and die trying!

Blurb Two:

[World One] The Four Great Constables: The Gu Huo Bird Demon, the Blood-Resentful Nun

Have you ever seen a nun beneath the moon?

She wears long black-and-white veils, her flowerlike skirt brushing softly over the mud. The strangely shaped cross-shaped sword in her hand is twisted, just like the faith she has lost. Beneath her veil are hollow eye sockets, and her beautiful figure wanders through the night, day after day.

The whispers of a vengeful ghost ring in the ears of the living. Scarlet blood drips from the tip of her sword as she asks:

“Humans, have you ever seen my child?”

Who was it that stole her child?

[World Two] Kaifeng Prefecture: The Vengeful Ghosts Unleashed, the Ghost Rider

Have you ever seen a knight bathed in flames?

Evil ghosts roam the human world, and the black gates of Hell silently swing open. A knight wreathed in fire arrives in the human world with her steed.

She scans the crowd with eyes of judgment. The urge to burn every sin in the world makes her tremble, and the nightmare, visible only to those who have witnessed death, breathes scorching flames.

The one human permitted to come close takes the knight by the wrist. Flames have already spread across half her body. At last, she sighs:

“Humans, I am destined to burn away all sin. If you do not wish to see Hellfire stain the sky, then hold on to me.”

She is the judge of sin, yet she is willing to close her eyes for goodness and justice.

[World Three] Four Brows: Daji’s Eye, the Mechanical Angel

Have you ever seen a messenger of light?

A six-winged angel descends from the heavens, the dazzling sunlight casting a brilliant glow over her. She is both a messenger of God and the strongest weapon God ever created.

Some have asked why she came. Some have begged her to save the world and its people. Others have confessed their wicked desires to her... Humans, everyone wants something.

The angel gives no answer. She becomes a towering divine suit of armor, her greatsword slicing through sky and sea and cleaving the hideous, enormous beasts.

She is the strongest weapon God ever created. She came to eliminate threats, and nothing more.

[World Four] Handsome Chu Leaves His Fragrance: Deadly Coral, the Cybernetic Merfolk

Have you ever seen the ruler of the sea?

The merfolk from the deep sea are dreamlike and illusory. A single glance can ensnare the soul and plunge anyone into a delusive romance.

But merfolk have no hearts. She extends her metal arm, a sacrifice she made for her subjects. The boundless seawater flows obediently in her hand. She is a ruler from the deep, here only to retrieve a forbidden object that has gone missing.

She cannot understand the love in human eyes, nor recognize the radiance of love. She only says:

“Humans, I must leave. I am glad to have met you. May the Mother of the Sea bless your journey.”

Hush. Merfolk have no hearts. There is no need to say more.

[World Five] The Twin Dragons of the Tang Dynasty: The Loom of Fate, the Golden Witch

Have you ever seen a witch from ancient times?

The future has been disrupted and fate spied upon. The disturbances in the human world have finally awakened the sleeping Great Witch.

She has lived through countless seasons. Time passes, years fly by, yet she continues to fulfill the most ancient of duties.

Heaven and earth, sea and fire, all turn and overturn in her hands. In this age, she strikes up the grand song that once resounded in antiquity.

She is the oldest of legends.

“Humans, have you ever seen a meteor shower? You can start making wishes now.”

Listen. That magnificent, majestic song is being played once more by the Great Witch.

[World Six] The Tower in the Wind and Rain: The Flower of Evil, the Rose Grand Duchess

Have you ever seen a blood-red rose watered with blood?

An ancient, lost ruin? A coffin concealing the secret of immortality?

No, no. That is the Grand Duchess’s resting place, and the blood-red rose is sleeping inside that coffin.

Dark clouds roll in, blocking the brilliant sunlight. The Grand Duchess, fury raging in her blood-red eyes, crushes a sinner’s skull beneath her foot. Terrifying lightning coils around her enormous bat wings.

“Humans, you’re asking for death!”

How can her fury be appeased? The Grand Duchess wants only the sweetest blood.

(The order may be rearranged.)

Blurb Three:

In one sentence: Using a Marvel/DC crossover cheat code to do a Wuxia crossover job.

2022.4.15

Coming soon: “The Years I Was Forced to Become the Savior”

Also known as: “Get Out of My Way, I’m Trying to Eat,” “Everything I See Is Delicious,” and “After Returning from an Infinite World, I Found I Couldn’t Fit into the Real World Anymore”

Synopsis One:

At first, the weather turned strange, swinging between hot and cold. A single day could contain all four seasons.

Then a blood-red full moon abruptly rose in the sky. The authorities explained that it was a rare astronomical phenomenon.

Later, terrifying monsters appeared all over the world. They staked out their hunting grounds and slaughtered humans like lambs.

After that, people finally understood that the blood moon had been the prelude to the monsters baring their claws and fangs. They had already come into the human world, hiding in the shadows like the most seasoned hunters, quietly watching their prey and patiently waiting for the right moment.

Amid pools of crimson blood and the shadows of death, the survivors brought back this message. They had seen...

A spider witch in a pure white wedding dress descending from the sky, her staff in hand. Ghostly blue flames and silvery-white webs wove a deadly feast for the grotesque monsters;

A snake-tailed beauty of indeterminate sex laughing as she spread the dazzling wings behind her, as brilliant as falling stars. Violent winds tore the earth apart, and raging fire burned away the darkness;

A black-robed figure hidden in the night raising a huge scythe, like the God of Death come from Hell. A white-clad companion charged alongside a dense flash of blades, breaking through the enemies attacking from every direction.

They watched humanity in silence, carving a path through despair and darkness for people to follow.

They gazed silently at humanity, granting people precious respite and a chance amid slaughter and chaos.

They came in a blaze of glory and left without a sound, like the rising and dying wind. No one knew where they came from or where they went.

People called them:

Keepers of Order.

They were humanity’s saviors.

And behind them was only one shadow:

Wei Yue, a player in “Endless Reincarnation” and one of its survivors: “You might not believe me, but at first I just wanted to loaf around. Now I just want to eat in peace.”

Don’t come near me. It won’t end well. JPG

Theme: Dreams should be beautiful. Work hard at life, and give yourself a little treat.