My Blind Date Is an E-Rank Vampire

The main story of this sweet bedtime read is complete. Coming soon: "Who Killed Me? [Quick Transmigration]" and "Would You Eat the Leftovers? [Entertainment Industry]". Please add them to your favorites! Blurbs below. Yin Xu is an E-rank vampire raised in an old castle. As the lowest rank among vampires, he has no sharp fangs, only two little canines just starting to poke through. At most, he can scrape them against someone's neck. He struggled to reach adulthood on low-quality blood bags. On the day he finally came of age, his family arranged a blind date for him. His date was potbellied, nearly bald, and had blood that smelled awful. As someone who cares about looks, Yin Xu was devastated. So he summoned his courage and stopped a tall, handsome passerby, stammering, "Sir, c-could you... sleep in my coffin... I mean, marry me?" After a long while, a deep voice laced with teasing laughter replied, "We aren't even together yet, and you're already planning to cuckold me?" Yin Xu: QAQ He had the wrong person. - Jiang Ye was attacked maliciously by a vampire when he was young and nearly died. Ever since, he had never liked those creatures. In fact, he hated them. But when his blind date stopped him and proposed, he looked at the small, timid vampire with his pale, soft face and suddenly thought it might be interesting. Later, he decided it really was interesting. _ E-rank vampires rarely survive to adulthood. After coming of age, the blood of the person they love becomes their cure. "From now on, I'll be your medicine. You can bite me." Reader's Guide 1. One-on-one romance, both leads are virgins, a sweet little story 2. Contains author-created worldbuilding Please add my next book, "Who Killed Me? [Quick Transmigration]," to your favorites! Find it on my author page. Blurb After Yan Bai is scared to death by a ghost, he binds to a revenge-and-punish-the-scum System. He can be reborn once he completes all the missions. Unfortunately, he's assigned to the paranormal division, and every time he starts from the beginning, he has to perform a dramatic resurrection on the spot. World One: Child of God This is an isolated village, cut off from the outside world and governed by many strange rules. The most absurd one is that anyone who dies an accidental death must be given a ghost marriage. You, revered by the villagers as a deity, die on a rainy night. In a wedding hall decorated half in red and half in white stands a black coffin. A young woman in bridal robes weeps without pause. You struggle out of the coffin, wanting to comfort the poor, innocent girl. The next second, the poor girl lifts her veil with a flirtatious look. "Young master, now that you're alive, come play with me!" You: ... World Two: Darling As the hottest top-tier star in the Huaguo entertainment industry, you are adored and pursued by countless people. Yet this dazzling you dies in a dark, foul-smelling basement. When you open your eyes again, you're in a cage made of gold wire. And there's a man wearing a strange mask. He calls you Master and asks if he can be your good dog. You refuse, and he turns into a skeleton, crying and begging you not to leave. Poor thing, he cried himself to pieces. World Three: Precious Darling You are a military family's son, famous from a young age, a brilliant young talent with everything going for you. But later, you become the most celebrated opera singer in the capital. After you die, your body is thrown into a mass grave. A civet cat accompanies you as you crawl back from hell. It is mysterious and gloomy, noble and elegant, and an ill omen. There's just one thing: it really likes pulling down your pants. World Four: Parasitic Flower [Apocalypse] World Five: Family Treasure [Low-Level Immortal and Demonic World] World Six: A Flower in Bloom [Period] Mission One: Find out who killed "you." Mission Two: Fulfill the ghost's wish and take revenge. Pairing: A gorgeous, highly capable bottom who is terrified of ghosts, and a top who isn't human in any world and loves to "bully" his husband. Reader's Guide 1. One-on-one romance, episodic Quick Transmigration; the top is the same ghost in every world 2. The top occasionally cross-dresses 3. Third-person narration Please add my upcoming book, "Would You Eat the Leftovers? [Entertainment Industry]," to your favorites! Wen Zhaonian became famous young and has won countless awards, but remains very low-key. He's an actor recognized by everyone in the industry as a good one. Xie Gui is the opposite: wooden acting, a top-tier star who became a sensation as a notorious celebrity, and a regular on Weibo's trending topics. They've never appeared on the same stage, yet somehow became rivals. During an interview, Xie Gui was asked what he thought of his senior, Wen Zhaonian. The long-haired beauty smiled without warmth. "We aren't close. He's nothing special." Fans on both sides immediately launched into a fierce online battle. But in a dim room, the top-tier star who claimed they weren't close held his former lover of five years in his arms, ignoring his protests as he covered him with one burning kiss after another. Then he spoke through lips split and bleeding from a blow: "Senior, would you eat the leftovers?" _ Wen Zhaonian certainly wouldn't. He had fallen in love at first sight with the innocent, sweet-looking Xie Gui. Later, he found out Xie Gui really was sweet-looking, but the innocent one had been him. The two appeared together on a variety show. His ex, regarded by fans as an aloof beauty, looked at him as if his gaze could set him on fire. His face practically said, "We have a history." He flirted at every turn, offered himself up seductively, and completely shattered his public image. Their shipping fans appeared out of nowhere. Wen Zhaonian gradually found himself unable to resist. When they reunited after years apart, his ex had changed completely. The sweet flower had become a thorny, seductive wild rose. The more Wen Zhaonian looked, the more alluring he seemed. Wen Zhaonian wavered. Maybe he could have a little taste? _ A few months later, fans of the Swamp and Rose pairing uncovered a small Weibo account called "Have I Won Wen Zhaonian Back Today?" It posted once a day, always saying "No," and had kept it up for five years. Then one day, Xie Gui tagged the account and posted: "I got him back." In your swamp, I'm the only rose allowed to bloom. Pairing: A mature, easygoing, very masculine bottom and a devoted, possessive, slightly crazy long-haired beauty of a top who is really a needy puppy at heart and loves to act cute for his partner. Theme: Stay true to your original intentions, and you'll reach your destination.