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[Please add my other story, a fellow-fox-spirit romance with the same vibe, [I Played with the Hong Kong City's Young Master, Then Dumped Him], to your reading list~]
Xia Shifei is a top-tier star who has taken the entertainment world by storm with his striking good looks.
One day, he accidentally transmigrates into a book, entering a fan-written erotic story from a fandom shipper's site.
In the story, he's a washed-up star, universally hated online thanks to his own bratty, talentless behavior.
Meanwhile, his nemesis, Bo You, is a fully accomplished actor who has won every major award.
But that's not even the most outrageous part.
The most outrageous part is that the moment Xia Shifei arrives, he's lying naked in his nemesis's bed.
His body is covered in vivid marks.
Xia Shifei: "…"
Got it.
To make the story hot, the fans gave his nemesis a bizarre disease that leaves him desperately craving sex.
Doctors can't cure this strange illness. Only the special fragrance of Xia Shifei's body can relieve it.
In other words, the only way to ease it is for Bo You to have sex with him.
Xia Shifei laughs. With such a great opportunity, of course he's going to make Bo You's life hell.
Later, the two are invited to take part in a couples' reality show.
There is only one real couple on the show. All the rest are fake couples.
On the day the show premieres:
[Anyone could be real, but Bo You and Xia Shifei are definitely fake!]
[I'd sooner believe they're a real couple than believe I'm Empress Wu Zetian!]
Later:
[My dick can be fake, but those two have to be real!]
[Brother Bo's eyes are practically glued to his wife! How can they not be real?]
[If those two aren't real, I'll never touch a 185-centimeter-tall guy with bulging pecs again!]
But when the show ends, the director cheerfully announces, "I'm sorry, but Xia Shifei and Bo You are a fake couple."
Netizens are baffled. "You mean that adorable couple who can't even look at each other without wanting to roll into bed and do it are fake?"
To prove that he and Bo You are fake, Xia Shifei uses money he swindled from Bo You to throw a yacht party that very night.
The party is packed with handsome men from all over the world.
He posts a photo on Weibo to celebrate: [Liking one person is too much work. I've decided to like a hundred~]
But as soon as he posts it, his nemesis drags him into a room.
In the dim light, hot breaths brush against him.
"Xia Shifei, was I not *ing you hard enough? How do you still have the energy to like a hundred people?"
Xia Shifei: "…"
Two in the morning.
Bo You posts on Weibo: I'm calling a hundred~ [Photo]
The photo shows a large hand, its veins standing out, gripping another slender, clean hand.
That night.
Weibo explodes.
#A gorgeous, self-aware, fox-like, flirtatious bottom x a straight but capable, reckless dog-like top
#Both transmigrate into a book, both putting on an act
#Silly, sweet, and self-indulgent
#A beautiful man's dog-training romance
#Thanks to the shippers for giving me a wife (big dog is loving it)
Reading guide:
①: A sweet 1v1 romance with silly, awkwardly sweet writing
②: A reality show after transmigrating into a book, with a slow-burn, everyday feel
③: You don't have to tell me if you're dropping the story. You don't have to tell me if you're dropping the story. You don't have to tell me if you're dropping the story. (Maybe we'll meet again if fate allows. If not, I wish you well.)
④: Please add my other stories to your reading list. May your reading lists bring you riches. 030
Coming soon: [I Played with the Hong Kong City's Young Master, Then Dumped Him]
In short:
Hong Kong tabloids are once again making sensational claims: The cold, ascetic head of a top-tier wealthy family has gone eight years without sex!
Few people know that the head of the top-tier family has actually been dumped for eight years.
Full blurb:
①:
Xie Qing is a famous figure in the fine arts department at A University, cool and beautiful, with extraordinary talent.
There's just one problem: he's poor.
When he can't even scrape together tuition for studying abroad, a rich young heir swaggering around in designer clothes moves into his dorm. A single pair of the heir's shoes costs more than Xie Qing earns from months of hard work at his part-time job.
He later learns that the young master is named Yuan Su, heir to one of Hong Kong City's most powerful families, with enough money to last ten lifetimes.
The young master himself is tall and long-legged, with broad shoulders, a narrow waist, and a face that looks born for romance. He's considered the ultimate catch in the gay community.
But in reality, he's a straight man who hates gay people.
At first, Xie Qing doesn't pay him any mind. Then one time, after Xie Qing gets out of the shower without putting on his pants, the young master from Hong Kong City stares at his legs for a full thirty seconds. That's when Xie Qing comes up with a plan.
②:
Xie Qing starts seducing the young master from Hong Kong City.
He thought it would take a lot of effort to seduce a straight heir to a wealthy family, but this one turns out to be unexpectedly innocent and easy to fool.
In less than a month, he's got Yuan Su hooked.
In the dead of night, he tells Yuan Su about the pain of his family background.
Yuan Su feels for him and transfers him 500,000 yuan.
When he's sick and weak, he pretends to be brave and says he's fine because going to the hospital would interfere with his part-time job.
Yuan Su is both angry and worried, and transfers him another million.
In the throes of passion, he pushes Yuan Su away, saying he still has paintings to finish.
Yuan Su breathes heavily and transfers him two million on the spot.
③:
Yuan Su doesn't like men, and he hates men who fawn over him even more.
But he likes Xie Qing. He wants to spend his life with him, give him everything he owns, and take him back to Hong Kong City to get married.
His friend advises him to calm down. "Shouldn't you think this over? I get the feeling he's just swindling you out of your money."
Yuan Su says, "That's because he loves me. Otherwise, why doesn't he swindle you?"
His friend has nothing to say.
Then, on the day he plans to propose, Yuan Su gets dumped without warning.
Xie Qing: [Yuan Su, let's break up.]
Xie Qing: [I don't love you. I was only with you to save money for studying abroad.]
After nineteen smooth-sailing years, the young master from Hong Kong City gets his heart broken for the first time.
Yuan Su hates Xie Qing.
④:
Eight years later, Xie Qing has become a hotshot genius painter, with each painting worth a million.
Everyone fawns over Xie Qing, hoping to get their hands on one of his original works.
Only Yuan Su, eyes red, drags him into a room. His voice is hoarse. "Teacher Xie, long time no see. You don't seem to remember me very well."
Xie Qing glances at him and pretends. "You look a little familiar, but I can't remember."
A cold laugh rings out in the dim room. "Is that so? Then tonight, you'd better take your time remembering."
In the bathroom, on the sofa, and on the big bed, Yuan Su asks Xie Qing each time they move to a new place, "Xie Qing, do you remember who I am now?"
Xie Qing is so thoroughly worked over that his mind goes blank and his gaze loses focus, but he still manages to say in a voice hoarse and enticing, "Yuan Su, your skills in bed... aren't as good as they used to be."
Yuan Su loses control completely.
Theme: Love is the surrender of free will.
Come in with a bowl, go out with two obituaries, you can kill me 😭 😭 😭
No, when was there a car accident?
Alas, actually I also feel that if my lover really dies, it will be very difficult to get over it. After all, everything I see will remind me of the other person [holding my chin]
Crying loudly, I need sweet compensation
I haven't clicked on this article for a long time, and then I read the latest chapter [heartbroken][heartbroken]
Ah... I took off the lid of your pot (ʕ ᵔᴥᵔ ʔ), don't run away! Only if you write a sweet article will you be allowed to run away! (Hold on...)
Stop, stop, stop, stop, why are there two more obituaries in my bowl? Take it aside.
The teacher is wrong! Why is this candy so bitter? 😭
He came in excitedly with a bowl and ordered out, holding two pairs of photos of his body without warning...
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Come in with a bowl, go out with two obituaries, you can kill me 😭 😭 😭
No, when was there a car accident?
Alas, actually I also feel that if my lover really dies, it will be very difficult to get over it. After all, everything I see will remind me of the other person [holding my chin]
Crying loudly, I need sweet compensation
I haven't clicked on this article for a long time, and then I read the latest chapter [heartbroken][heartbroken]
Ah... I took off the lid of your pot (ʕ ᵔᴥᵔ ʔ), don't run away! Only if you write a sweet article will you be allowed to run away! (Hold on...)
Stop, stop, stop, stop, why are there two more obituaries in my bowl? Take it aside.
The teacher is wrong! Why is this candy so bitter? 😭