The Gloomy Pretty Boy Becomes a Cannon Fodder Sidekick in a Melodramatic Novel [Quick Transmigration]

“Sometimes I really want to get on my knees and beg myself to stop kissing Su Ti. Then I realized kissing him while kneeling is even better.” Su Ti is assigned to be the cannon-fodder sidekick of a melodramatic novel’s protagonist. He’s timid, gloomy, and taciturn, the least noticeable of the protagonist’s lackeys. Even so, someone has their eye on him. World One: The Real Young Master in His Oral Fixation Phase Su Ti works as a lackey to the most powerful young master, following orders to bully a poor top student. His job is to clean up afterward. But every time he rifles through the top student’s pockets for valuables, the student gazes at his tightly pursed lips with a lecherous look, then gets a little hard as if paying tribute. Su Ti is terrified. Later, when he learns that the young master he helped bully people was a fake, and that the real young master is the very top student he fears, Su Ti becomes even more terrified. Fake young master: The original body was arrogant and tyrannical, and bullied his adoptive parents’ biological son until they disowned him. After transmigrating here, I’ll cling to the real young master and coast my way to the top. The real young master’s strong arms hold Su Ti’s struggling body firmly in place. He licks and bites Su Ti’s soft, red lips with satisfaction, then kisses the salty tears from his trembling lashes. “Baby, give me a kiss on your own, and I’ll let you coast through life. How about it?” World Two: The White Moonlight Whose Thoughts Can Be Heard Su Ti is the assistant and lackey of a substitute love-interest character. He follows orders to smear the reputation of the three powerful men’s shared white moonlight. His task is to slip the white moonlight an aphrodisiac. But he can always hear the white moonlight’s strange inner thoughts. “His lips are so red. Adorable.” “Those teary eyes are so tempting, too.” “If only ***... then it’d be even better.” Su Ti is so frightened he wants to run, but what’s with the chain on his ankle? What happened to the aloof beauty? Substitute love interest: As long as I bind myself to a mind-reading System and let the powerful men hear the fake white moonlight’s vicious thoughts, they’ll realize I’m the kind, beautiful one who deserves to be loved. The white moonlight’s long, jade-like fingers slowly undo the buttons on Su Ti’s shirt, gently brushing his pale collarbone until goose bumps rise. His gaze is dark and intense. “If you tell me what I’m thinking right now, I’ll let you go, baby. How about it?” World Three: ** Crown Prince Su Ti is the lackey of the illegitimate younger brother of the eldest legitimate son of the Crown Prince’s tutor. He follows orders to cover for the eldest son’s secret meetings outside the palace. His task is to marry the unloved Crown Prince in his place. But he can’t endure the endless, nonstop sex. The red marks scattered across his snowy skin take ages to fade, and his entire body is slick with moisture. Su Ti can only try to please the Crown Prince in hopes of getting a chance to rest. Eldest legitimate son: In my last life, I married the rebellious Crown Prince and was hacked to death by the Imperial Guards. My illegitimate younger brother married the poor scholar I looked down on, who unexpectedly placed first in the imperial exams and eventually made him the wife of a first-rank chancellor. This time, I’ll take back what should have been mine. The Crown Prince’s muscular chest presses Su Ti down onto the bed. He whispers tenderly, “My wife, I promise this is the last time. Just one more, then we’ll sleep. How about it?” World Four: The Deaf Straight Man Su Ti is the lackey and friend of a flirtatious gay man. He follows orders to help his friend win over a straight guy who’s a total catch. His task is to praise his friend to the deaf straight man in sign language. But every time he signs, the straight man stares right at him. When Su Ti’s hands grow tired, the straight man lowers his dark eyes and rubs his wrists for him. Su Ti thinks something feels off. Flirtatious gay man: I’ve transmigrated into a scum-and-abuse novel as the miserable bottom. He’s been hopelessly in love with his straight childhood friend, pining for years before finally winning him over. I’ll make him fall for me, then put him through a brutal pursuit to win me back and avenge the original character. Amid the sultry, steamy atmosphere, the deaf straight man takes off his hearing aids and gently slips his fingers between Su Ti’s, then pins him to the bed, leaving no room for refusal. “What are you signing, baby? I can’t understand. Let’s take care of business first, okay?” World Five: The Double-Personality Dragon Among Men Su Ti is the lackey of a delicate, innocent young man’s stepbrother. He follows orders to protect his stepbrother. His task is to keep the Dragon Among Men from pursuing him. But why does the Dragon Among Men seem so different by day and by night? Su Ti can only keep close to the normal daytime version of him and stay away from the frenzied one at night. Delicate young man: In my last life, I gave everything for my family, but the one who treated me best was actually the Dragon Among Men who forced himself on me. This time, I’ll leave my parasitic family behind and love him properly. The daytime Dragon Among Men watches Su Ti, whose nape is covered in a man’s kiss marks, stay glued to his side. Torn and pained, he grips Su Ti’s slender wrist and snaps, “If you cut things off with the other men, I can forgive you for everything you’ve done.” The nighttime Dragon Among Men deftly unbuttons Su Ti’s pajamas. His burning palm slips beneath the hem and strokes Su Ti’s warm skin, drawing a lovestruck sigh from him. “Baby, why are you getting close to that loser? Can he satisfy you as well as I can?” World Six: The Sadistic Chief Eunuch Su Ti is the lackey and colleague of a miserable bottom who has awakened to the truth. He follows orders to draw the perverted chief eunuch’s attention. His task is to become the eunuch’s “godson.” But being a eunuch’s “godson” means more than just being his son. It also means satisfying his perverted desires. The chief eunuch especially loves torture, and most enjoys seeing palace servants covered in blood, terrified and despairing. Su Ti can only help the little palace maids and eunuchs take turns playing blind man’s bluff with the decadent, lecherous puppet emperor, staying on duty by the emperor’s side to avoid the chief eunuch. Miserable bottom: I used to live in a tragic romance novel. The chief eunuch framed my family to get me, and loved me so madly that he hunted me down every time I tried to escape. Now I’ve awakened to the truth. As a descendant of upright officials, how could I consort with a eunuch? I’d better pass this “favor” on to someone else as soon as I can. In front of the foolish emperor, the chief eunuch finds Su Ti dozing in a corner and gently carries him out. His voice is shrill, and his smile doesn’t reach his eyes. “This little one is the son I just took in a few days ago. I’m quite fond of him. He behaved improperly in the emperor’s presence today, so I’ll take him back and teach him a proper lesson.” World Seven: The Real Ghost and the Sunny Boy Su Ti is the lackey of the heir to a family of Celestial Masters, who was born with yin-yang eyes. He follows orders to screen cases involving genuine ghosts. His task is to stop other Celestial Masters from resolving them before the heir arrives. Su Ti keeps running into the same person in all kinds of eerie places, and the two become good friends. He’s a cheerful, sunny young man. But Su Ti notices that when no one is looking, his friend always wears a gloomy expression. The moment Su Ti looks over, though, he turns back into a beaming, enthusiastic young man. Su Ti finds it strange. Heir to the Celestial Master family: Being born with yin-yang eyes is all fake. I’m only this powerful thanks to a designated NPC card. If I kill that evil ghost wearing human skin, I can take my rightful place as heir. The evil ghost really likes his new human friend. He can’t help sneaking out of his human skin and slipping into the friend’s home, quietly lying beside him and gazing all night at his peaceful, obedient sleeping face. But that still isn’t enough. He wants to get closer to his human friend. It’d be even better if Su Ti didn’t sleep in pajamas. Then he’d be able to see more, looking here and there, memorizing every detail of Su Ti’s body and getting to know him even better. The evil ghost slaps himself hard for having such a filthy, boundary-crossing thought. How could he treat a friend like that? Yet the corners of his mouth stretch wider and wider in a strange grin, splitting back toward his ears as he exclaims in excitement, “Holy crap! You can do that too?” Reader’s Guide 1. Both are each other’s first and only. The top is a fragmented version of one person. 2. In World One, the bottom does not bully the top, and there is no such plot. Don’t be misled, dear readers! School bullying is absolutely wrong and should never be tolerated. We must firmly oppose it! 3. The bottom fakes his death. 4. The order of the mini-worlds is undecided. If you have a favorite, leave a comment and I’ll give it special consideration. 5. There are countless great stories out there. If this one isn’t for you, try another and keep your spirits up. Happy reading! Theme: Love is about growth and choosing for yourself