My Mythology Is Nothing Like Yours

[Completed. Some chapters were revised after completion; please refer to the official version. Weibo: @JinjiangRifuRi] Xuan Zhi transmigrated into a world where people cultivated the art of “Ghost-God Talismans.” In this world, talisman masters could use talismans to summon gods, exorcise ghosts, command demons, and control the five elements. It was widely regarded as the number one career in the cultivation world. When she arrived, she was dressed in red wedding clothes and sitting in a bridal sedan, clutching her ancestral “divine talisman,” on her way to marry into the Yun clan of Eastern Zhou. According to the original story, after marrying into the Yun family, she would be placed under virtual house arrest in the name of the “Three Obediences and Four Virtues.” Her husband would also change from the Second Young Master Yun listed in the marriage document to the abusive Third Young Master Yun, and she would eventually be tormented to death. Meanwhile, the Yun family would seize her “divine talisman,” use it to command the wind and rain, and rise to become the foremost clan in Eastern Zhou. Xuan Zhi: Why shouldn't I summon the gods myself? Why give something so good to someone else? Xuan Zhi: Great Sage, I've been your fan since I was a little girl! The “divine talisman” gave a little burp and spat out a cloud, carrying her a hundred and eight thousand miles in a single somersault before plunging headfirst into the big villain's bath. Xuan Zhi: I beseech you, Erlang Shen, save my life! The next moment, a dog's paw smacked her in the face. Barking furiously, it tore every evil spirit to shreds. Xuan Zhi: I may not be able to summon the great gods themselves, but I can summon their adorable little companions. Forced smile.jpg Everyone else in the book: What kind of gods are these?!! Xuan Zhi: Sorry, my mythology works differently from yours. Then one day, she finally summoned a god everyone recognized. The Lord of Ghosts of Beiming appeared in a black robe edged with flames, his ribbons fluttering in the wind. Surrounded by thousands of cheering evil spirits, he made his grand entrance, his dark red eyes radiating the domineering air of a ruler who looked down on all living things. He seemed nothing like the man who'd been chased and bitten by a dog while stark naked that day. Holding a divorce letter in his hand, he sneered. “Part ways in peace, each of us finding our own happiness?” Xuan Zhi was pinned by his sinister gaze. She snatched the letter and tore it to pieces, then threw herself into his arms with feigned bashfulness, desperately squeezing out tears. “Waaah, you good-for-nothing! What took you so long? Look, they all bullied me!” Shentu Tao: “...” Everyone Xuan Zhi pointed at backed away in a panic. Good grief, who was bullying whom here?! [In the early chapters, she summons adorable divine spirits; later on, she summons the gods themselves.] [I stole the villain's summoning gods, so I had no choice but to pick up the script and become the villain myself.] *A resilient, goofy heroine x a tsundere, adorable Lord of Ghosts *Content note: The author writes this story according to the following principles: 1. You cannot summon the gods' protection without a kind heart, so the heroine is kind and will do her best to help whenever she sees someone in trouble. 2. Gods do not directly attack mortals. They only exorcise demons or fight other gods. Arbitrarily killing mortals is an insult to the gods of Chinese mythology. A slow burn, not a leveling-up story with a powerful heroine. It contains extensive romance between the main couple. The extras will include the male lead giving birth in a nontraditional sense, to a great many children. This is a BG romance. *Archived on Weibo on March 22, 2021. [Original tags: Xianxia, female supporting character, classic literature, transmigrate into a book] Premise: Even in adversity, give it your all to forge a path forward.