How to Raise an Insectoid Cat That Loves You

Original title: Insectoid Luck A naturally sly male insect & a cold, aloof big-cat female insect Synopsis: Andre: “An insect this weak? I could make him cry for ages with just one finger.” Herman: “Pet the cat, pet the cat, pet the cat.” Some insects say the big cat killed someone. Herman: “Impossible. How could a cat this cute kill anyone?” The big cat jumps to conclusions and misunderstands him. Herman: “So annoying… He can cook, though. Fine, cats this cute can do whatever they want.” Herman, a notorious troublemaker, is someone everyone instinctively avoids, whether at school or in the military, whether male or female. But Andre says, “My male spouse is so sweet and kind. Those insects must have something wrong with their brains. And I'll admit it, he's irresistible.” The female soldiers who watched Herman grow up see him obediently getting his head patted. “That can't be Herman.” Coincidentally, the insects who know Andre also think something must be wrong with the number-one name on the military academy's list of male-hating loners destined to die alone. Two other completed insectoid stories: 1. Insectoids Don't Need Eggs from Their Male Spouses, very short Synopsis The newly appointed corps commander takes leave, citing his male spouse's awakening period. This sparks indignation across the military network, especially among the female soldiers who have been rejected by male insects. They grumble that the commander is far too lucky: the Third Prince, who never attends parties, happened to show up, and he just happened to be there during the male insect's desperate awakening period. It must have been a planned seduction. 2. Insectoids: 77, short “Is it really that easy to get married?” Hales asks, bewildered. Caesar deliberately adopts a menacing tone to scare him. “You don't want to?” Hales thinks it over carefully. “You haven't taken a quantum cannon blast for me, and I haven't lost my memory for you, yet we're getting married. That's not how the process works.” Caesar: “…” Maybe the insect who let Hales watch all those ridiculous TV dramas should be the one to explain the process to him. An insectoid story currently in progress: Insectoids: The Male Insect Seems to Have Something Seriously Wrong with Him Like most female soldiers, Noah works desperately to earn military merit. Like most unmarried female soldiers, he has a simple, unpretentious dream: to enter the marital matching system, be chosen by an ordinary male insect, and walk down the aisle, or into the grave. Noah's application is approved, and he receives a photo of his male match. The male insect in the picture is beautiful, lovely, and fragile. His nervous expression makes you want to hold him close and spoil him. Noah eagerly anticipates a happy life, but instead receives a chilly warning from his male spouse. He kneels outside the bridal chamber all night, seriously suspecting he's been catfished. The next day, the culprit innocently asks him why he's kneeling there, wearing the exact same expression as in the photo. Noah is forced to play along. The male insect acts completely differently from the night before, shyly drawing close to him and being impossibly cute. Even though Noah knows he's acting, he can't help throwing himself at him, only to be punched far away. His male spouse keeps swinging between sweet and adorable and violent and cold: one minute he wants cuddles, the next he throws punches. Noah says: “The punches hurt, but cuddles are sweet.” ++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++ Currently in progress: Insectoids: Finding a Male Spouse in the Garbage Dump Bright and Qiaoleci are female insect brothers. One likes male insects, and the other likes female insects. Ignoring his older brother's warnings, Qiaoleci picks up a sub-male from a garbage dump, intending to take advantage of having him close by. After spending day and night together, the sub-male… turns into a male insect. Qiaoleci: ??? Bright says, “Actually, I could do that.” Qiaoleci: ??? Theme: Pet the cat, pet the cat, pet the cat