Congratulations, Lazybones, You're a Dad! [Insectoid]

My next story, The CEO Has Ulterior Motives Toward Me, is ready for your collection! ■Synopsis: Hugh is the strangest male insect the Radiant Empire has ever seen. He has a male insect’s body, but none of a male insect’s heart. He wants to sleep anytime, anywhere, and his greatest dream is to laze around. After scheming every which way to get out of the military, he was thrown into military school by his grandfather. "Combat Studies": Run at six every morning, seven classes a day, including hand-to-hand combat, shooting, physical training… Hugh: I’ll study military history! "Male Insect Duties": Welcome new students, assist with classes, provide entertainment, do volunteer work, attend tea parties, go on regular blind dates… Hugh: Sorry, I’m a female insect as of today. He thought that by pretending to be female, he could sleep as much as he liked, coast through life, and live his lazy dream. Instead, by a series of coincidences, he ended up in the room of the academy’s idol, and accidentally saw his insect markings. Hugh: I’m doomed! My roommate looks like a cold-blooded military female. What if he finds out I’m a fake… All sorts of unspeakable scenes flashed through his mind. He shook his head and clutched his little secret identity close, swearing he’d protect his secret! A few days later Hugh, eating a boxed lunch, sighed: Having a good roommate is the best! Victor thought he’d fallen for a petite, adorable female insect, until an accident revealed the truth. A few months later Victor: (looking down at him) Why are you hiding? Hugh: (eyes closed, curled into a ball) Sleepy. Zzz. Victor: (rubbing his stomach) But I’m carrying eggs. Hugh: (instantly sprawled flat) Th-then, go ahead. 0///0 A lazy, easygoing male who hates trouble x a female who looks aloof but is actually thoughtful ■Next story: The CEO Has Ulterior Motives Toward Me: Qin Shen, a world-class player He dominates the battlefield and masters every hero. But when it comes to the gacha, he has the worst luck. He could cut off all four limbs and still never pull the character he wants. Desperate to get a limited-edition skin, he swallowed his pride and pinned the owner against a wall, gazing deep into his eyes. “Sell me the skin.” The other man didn’t even furrow his brow. He pinned Qin Shen against the opposite wall and flashed a cold, wicked smile. “Sure.” Before he could finish speaking, the janitor’s mop and the secretary’s papers both hit the floor. The news that the CEO was obsessed with a male streamer spread through the company in an instant. Only then did Qin Shen realize that the man he’d pinned against the wall was Xiao Chen, a famous domineering CEO in the livestreaming world. A few beads of cold sweat appeared. He mentally played himself a sad breakup song. Qin “I’m about to get screwed” Shen expected to pay for his actions, but instead… Week One: The CEO personally opened the windows to air out his room. Qin Shen: There’s something off about the way he looks at me. Week Two: The CEO took him to work out and gave him a diamond card. Qin Shen: Could he be interested in me…? Week Three: The CEO personally made him a nourishing tonic soup. Qin Shen: He really is interested in me! Secretary: The CEO caught a chill the week before last, was aching all over last week, and lost his voice this week. Sigh… some things speak for themselves. The rumors grew wilder, but Xiao Chen paid them no mind. He opened the hidden file “Eighteen Ways to Prevent Colds” and turned to reverse psychology: What should I do next week to make Qin Shen catch a cold? ■Reader’s Guide: #Male insect gong, shorter than female insects #Male-to-female ratio is 2:1. There is a difference, but it’s not huge. Male insects are not rare. #The gong hates trouble, but he’s not weak. He’s lazy at first, then gets serious and rises to the challenge. #Also known as I’m Only One Good Roommate Away from Living the Lazy Life! Recommended ongoing stories by my friends: The CEO’s Canary Wants a Divorce Every Day (shou protagonist) by Jiang Zhu Synopsis: From cold-hearted CEO to devoted husband The Days I Was Forced to Become Everyone’s Favorite (gong protagonist) by Xing Zhichu Synopsis: My partner single-handedly drove away dozens of powerful people who were pursuing me. The CEO’s Gummy Bear Came to Life (shou protagonist) by Zheng Xizhou Synopsis: Today, sweet little candies are here to protect their owner again! Into the Scabbard (shou protagonist) by Ta Shan Zhi Cha Synopsis: He is the final destination of the one who became his scabbard. Theme: Sometimes all it takes is one opportunity to change, and the determination to work for it