The Underworld Lord's Bumpy Love Story

At 30,000 years old, one is no youngster, even among the immortals. At the Nether Lord's 30,000th birthday celebration, all the gods and ghosts gathered from heaven and earth showed great concern for his marriage. The first thing every one of them asked was, “Seen anyone you like?” The Heavenly Emperor even declared that, aside from himself, the Nether Lord could take his pick of any unmarried god or goddess, and appointed the Matchmaker to serve him. The Nether Lord said the pressure was immense. This is the revised version, mainly fixing typos and such… Theme: