A Russian Rice Ball-Raising Manual

[Complete!]

Also known as The Rice Ball Harassment Guide

The next story, Dazai x2, is a double Dazai pairing. The blurb is at the very bottom. The new story is now underway!

Meiryu, a single Night Rabbit living alone, has a brain capacity of only 2 KB.

He has good reason to believe that once you start picking people up, you'll never stop.

First came Mr. Rice Ball, then Mr. Bandages, and after that, even...

With no other choice, Meiryu went to a bookstore, bought a book called The Pet Care Guide, and began his difficult life of raising cats.

"Hey, Fedor, Dazai, have some of this. It's good for you."

Meiryu served up the latest craze: hot pot flavored with Chinese medicine.

"Minors shouldn't play games for too long every day."

Meiryu happily unplugged the internet cable of the night owls.

"Fedor, want to work out? You can't be so sickly."

Meiryu dragged the whole household out for a 5K run.

"Fedor..."

Passing by, Gin-san said, "Show some restraint with your love! Can't you see how terrifying he looks?"

Meiryu fell into thought.

Could their frightened faces really not be cute?

Little skit:

"What if he's a hundred times darker than you imagine, and wants you to do those things too? What would you do?"

"Fedor would never do that."

"He's a genuinely good person."

"Besides, Dazai, you're way more twisted than Fedor."

A brainless Night Rabbit with overwhelming strength X a frail rice ball from the Scriptwriting Squad

*The protagonist is ridiculously strong.*

*So his intelligence is in the negatives.*

*But being stupid is only natural in front of Fedor.*

*Ultimately, the protagonist is an idiot because the author is an idiot.*

*Anyway, it's a light, brainless story, and sickeningly sweet.*

"Pre-release: Dazai x2"

An interview with the victim, Mr. [CENSORED]:

"What's the most troublesome thing you've encountered in the past year?"

The bandage-wrapped man whose name was censored:

"I received a package as tall as a person."

Reporter:

"Did one of Mr. [CENSORED]'s enemies send it to get revenge? Or was it an admirer making an intense pursuit?"

The bandage-wrapped man:

"Probably an enemy. The package was heavy and hard to carry, and I got a scolding from Mr. [CENSORED] when he came to help."

Reporter:

"Wait, you brought it home? Even though you knew it was dangerous?"

The bandage-wrapped man:

"Yes, I even opened it at home."

Reporter:

"Then may I ask what was inside?"

The bandage-wrapped man:

"A figurine."

(He raised a hand to show its height.)

"About this tall, a little paler than me, with slightly curly brown hair, a black suit, and an incredibly ugly red scarf. A life-size figurine of myself."

Armed Detective Agency Dazai received a life-size figurine of himself.

Before he could sell it off at a high price, the figurine, dressed in a black suit and wearing an ugly red scarf, ran away on its own. It caused trouble wherever it went, successfully finding a dozen owners for itself. It wreaked havoc not only on people from its own set, but also on hapless souls from other sets. The list of victims keeps growing.

His current Armed Detective Agency partner: "He's diligent and never skips work."

His former Mafia partner: "Obedient."

The boy who can see yokai: "He's a great teacher."

Armed Detective Agency Dazai turned to look at the "obedient and sensible" life-size figurine, which had changed hands several times and returned to his home. A "friendly and gentle" pretty doll, seriously considering whether to seize power again.

He slowly formed a question mark:

"Are you guys really talking about Boss Dazai?"

Theme: Don't let sweet love blind you.