[Newly completed novel: Pretty Fool. Blurb at the bottom. Add it to your reading list!]
Blurb:
Tang Tang has many identities.
She's the little ray of sunshine junior sister to the world's foremost Sword Venerable.
She's the timid little cat demon who won't even raise her head in the head of the immortal sect's arms.
She's the unattainable master whom the Valley Lord of the Medicine King Valley longs for but can never have.
Most importantly, she's a member of the transmigration bureau's cannon-fodder white moonlight System. Every day, she diligently plays all kinds of gentle, considerate, lively, kind, and beautiful white moonlights. Of course, as a proper white moonlight, she also has to die young.
Tang Tang has a harmless occupational quirk: as a white moonlight, she must die beautifully, romantically, and grandly. Ideally, it should be on a rainy night, before an army, as she weakly collapses into the male lead's arms, then weakly spits out a mouthful of blood and says, "Could you let me die in your arms...?"
She's done this job countless times, as practiced as a heartless playboy who just pats himself on the backside and walks away. She never dreamed she'd mess up one day.
As she once again spits blood and collapses into the male lead's arms, before she can deliver her final line, the System suddenly announces:
Your target, [Sword Venerable], is ten meters away.
Your target, [Valley Lord of the Medicine King Valley], is five meters away.
Your target, [Head of the Immortal Sect], is one meter away.
Your target...
Tang Tang struggles to lift her head. Several men she recognizes all too well are crouching in front of her.
"We've caught you," they say.
"This time, you'll die in my arms."
Content notes: 1. The heroine is easygoing and diligently does her job. She doesn't think of the fictional characters as real people, so you won't be able to make her suffer.
2. Every male lead goes from loyal puppy to rabid dog.
3. No more picking teams, friends. The author failed to pick a winner, so in a fit of rage, I split the male lead into pieces! One male lead, multiple fragments! Adults can have it all.jpg Ending is one-on-one!
4. Some comments say the heroine gave her family business to the male lead in the first world. Here's the logic: The heroine is terminally ill and can't manage the business, so she calls over the (future) ambitious male lead to work for the family company. This indirectly invests in the male lead and earns the family goodwill. They've already agreed that after the heroine dies, her sister will send the male lead away. In the end, the sister inherits the family business. Please don't ignore the plot and post false content warnings in the comments.
Cover by @Mint Bear Cub! Love her~
[Here's my ongoing novel, Pretty Fool. Visit my author page to meet the silly wife~]
[The Bedside Companion, Zombies, Mountain God, and Someone Under the Bed arcs are complete! The Octopus Evil God world is updating now. Don't let it pile up, QAQ. If you keep putting it off, this silly author will wither away, QAQ.]
When Chu Jiaojiao was alive, everyone who knew her said, "Jiaojiao is dumb, but she's truly beautiful."
After she dies, she enters a horror livestream. Faced with the System's all-E rating on her competency test, she and the System fall silent together.
To keep her from dying too soon, the System lets her use a backdoor to draw a golden finger.
Everyone else's golden fingers let them run fast or fight like a pro. Chu Jiaojiao's golden finger is forced kissing.
[Cupid's Kiss: Anyone you kiss will fall helplessly in love with you and protect you with everything they have! Go ahead and dive into romance without holding back!]
Chu Jiaojiao trembles. "I-Isn't that a little wrong?"
Once she enters the worlds, she sees zombies covered in blood and gore, a red-clad ghost crawling out from under the bed, and monsters waving countless tentacles. Chu Jiaojiao immediately drops to her knees.
Every time she enters a new world and meets the male lead, Chu Jiaojiao thinks: I need to figure out how to force-kiss him :)
*Worlds planned so far
[Watch Out for Your Bedmate] Her husband suddenly dies on their wedding night. The male lead rushes over in the middle of the night: Your wife is fine, and next second, she's mine.
[Escape Zombie City] How can a useless person escape a horde of zombies before a nuclear explosion? Guess I'll just have to make the male lead fall in love with me~
[The Mountain God's Bride] A bride sacrificed by a bizarre village. On the wedding night, should I kiss the mountain god first or the male lead?
[It's Watching You] An evil octopus god. Tentacles taste great... and they're so hot!
[Someone Under Your Bed] There's someone under my bed. Can I get into yours? QAQ
The order of the worlds isn't set. Mild horror. We have to include a little horror so you know it's an infinite-flow story.jpg
The main plot is about a useless wife clinging to the male lead~
Theme: Longing for freedom
Oh my god, God has eyes. I actually got on the bus in Jinjiang. This was a moment I couldn't imagine in my life!
Suddenly it felt like they had all come out, and I was the only one still addicted to the love between my brothers and sisters and couldn't help myself.
One more sigh, sometimes don't think too highly of yourself. You always think that you are some kind of hero who saves the world. When you can't do it, can't you just lie down and let it be laughed at? You have to fulfill your ability. He also said that Hu San and the others were ignorant. What's the difference between you and Hu San? If they hit your head with blood, how could you not be the same? I always think that I have the ability to save everything, is it possible? Moths flying into flames is not a compliment... Tangtang, you must know how to cherish yourself
This coin is really worth my money!
It feels like I've been forced into insanity.
This, this, this, this, this, this, this, this, can also be seen in JJ?! Come for more luxurious meals!
Every time I read a piece of film, I feel unmotivated when I see the story of the female protagonist and the male protagonist. Alas, being a philanderer is my destiny.
I wish I could meet my mother-in-law!!!!!!!!!
Hahahaha my senior brother finally eats meat? (Although he has eaten it before⊙▽⊙, it is still different! (^V^))
Is this something I can see on Jinjiang? It smells so good!! Write more!! By the way, is Shi Jingyao the only one among the four men who slept with the female protagonist?!