Master, You're Looking for a Substitute Again

[Please check out my infinite-flow novel about a useless wife clinging to the male lead, "Pretty Fool." You can find the blurb at the bottom of my profile. Please!]

Everyone in the cultivation world knows that the Immortal Venerable of Moon Tower is insane.

Not only is she insane, she is also a peerless cultivator who loves taking disciples:

She personally carried the leader of Guiyi Tower out of a plague-ridden dead city. She doted on him and cherished him endlessly.

In the end, he knelt before the Immortal Platform and begged her desperately, but she still crippled his cultivation and expelled him from her sect.

She risked her life to save the young master of one of the three great clans from a demon beast. She indulged his every whim and granted his every wish.

In the end, unable to have what he wanted, he fell into demonic ways. She broke his sword bones and expelled him from her sect.

She found the warden of Zhuxian Platform in the mud. He had once been the apple of her eye, treasured in the palm of her hand.

Yet somehow he displeased her. She cast him aside like trash and expelled him from her sect.

Even the demon beasts that everyone in the cultivation world wanted dead were brought home by her and raised as disciples. In the end, she still expelled them from her sect.

They all loved her, and of course they hated her even more.

She didn't care.

She only cared about her newest disciple.

She thought that the new disciple she'd bought at the auction house today looked even more like the person in the painting than her previous disciples had.

Character artist: @Tu Er Shi Xiao Shen

In this novel, you'll find:

An insane female lead and a love-struck male lead, a loyal dog turning rabid, a melodramatic and deliciously angsty substitute romance, an unconventional cultivation-world setting, and a male lead the author angrily split into pieces after readers failed to invest in him. I want it all.jpg

Read at your own risk.

The male lead is split into multiple personalities, and there are no competing love interests. Everyone in the world is on the same side. 1v1.

Here's an upcoming novel, "Pretty Fool"

When Chu Jiaojiao was alive, everyone who knew her said, "Jiaojiao is stupid, but truly beautiful."

After she died and entered a horror-movie livestream, she and the System fell silent when they saw her all-E rating on the System's aptitude test.

To keep her from dying too soon, the System let her pull strings to get a golden finger.

Other people's golden fingers let them run fast or fight like demons. Chu Lianlian's golden finger was forced kissing.

[Cupid's Kiss: Anyone you kiss will fall hopelessly in love with you and do everything they can to protect you! Don't hold back, just dive into love!]

Chu Lianlian trembled. "Th-this can't be right."

Once inside the small worlds, she saw bloodied zombies, a red-clad ghost crawling out from under a bed, and monsters brandishing tentacles everywhere. Chu Lianlian promptly dropped to her knees.

Every time she enters a new world and meets the male lead, Chu Lianlian thinks: I have to find a way to kiss him by force :)

*Tentative worlds

[Escape Raccoon City] Escape Raccoon City through hordes of zombies before the nuclear blast. I guess I'll just have to make the male lead fall in love with me~

[The Mountain God's Bride] A bride offered as a sacrifice by an eerie village. On the wedding night, should I kiss the Mountain God first or the male lead?

[It Is Watching You] A giant Cthulhu octopus. Those tentacles look delicious...

[There's Someone Under Your Bed] There's someone under my bed. Can I get a different bed?

The order of the small worlds is undecided. Mild horror. The main plot is about a useless wife clinging to the male lead~

Theme: Promote truth, kindness, and beauty, and firmly oppose substitute romances!!!