Pretty Fool [Infinite]

[The full story is complete. Free bonus chapters will appear at random. My new story in the same genre, "Dodder Flower," is currently updating. The blurb is at the very bottom. You are welcome to add it to your collection.]

When Chu Jiaojiao was alive, everyone who knew her said: Jiaojiao is stupid, but truly beautiful.

After she died, she entered a horror-film livestream. Faced with an all-E rating on the System's aptitude test, she and the System fell silent together.

To keep her from dying too soon, the System pulled some strings and let her draw a golden finger.

Other people's golden fingers let them run fast or fight like demons. Chu Jiaojiao's golden finger was forced kissing.

[Cupid's Kiss: Anyone you kiss will fall helplessly in love with you and do everything in their power to protect you. Don't hold back, just throw yourself into love!]

Chu Jiaojiao trembled. "Th-this can't be right."

After entering the little worlds, she saw zombies with flesh hanging off their bones, a red-clad ghost crawling out from under a bed, and monsters waving tentacles all over the sky. Chu Jiaojiao dropped to her knees in an instant.

Every time she enters a new world and meets the male lead, Chu Jiaojiao thinks: I need to find a way to force a kiss on him :)

*Worlds planned for now

[Watch Out for the One in Your Bed] Her husband dies on their wedding night. The male lead arrives in the middle of the night: Your wife is fine, and the next second, she's mine.

[Escape from Zombie City] How can a useless girl escape a horde of zombies before a nuclear blast? Well, I guess I'll just have to make the male lead fall in love with me~

[The Mountain God's Bride] A bride sacrificed by a sinister village. On the wedding night, should she kiss the Mountain God first or the male lead?

[It's Watching You] An evil god in the shape of a giant octopus. Its tentacles look delicious... and so damn sexy!

[Someone Under Your Bed] There's someone under my bed. Can I come sleep in yours? QAQ

The order of the little worlds isn't set. Mild horror. We have to add a little horror so you know this is an unlimited-flow story.jpg

The main plot is about a useless wife latching onto the male lead~

[I revise the story, but I am not responsible for incomplete chapters on piracy sites. I only cuddle readers who support the official version. I don't recognize people who read pirated copies as my readers. Every pirated chapter you read is sucking my blood.]

[This story is entirely fictional. Do not apply it to real life. Everyone has a responsibility to reject feudal superstition!]

Content warnings:

This story used to be titled "Surviving by Forcing Kisses on the Male Lead." Before I started writing, I discussed it with a friend and felt that the title didn't reflect the female lead's character. This story is listed in the unlimited-flow section, where there are many strong female leads. We were worried that fans who like strong female leads in unlimited-flow stories might wander in by mistake, so I changed the title to "Pretty Dummy" before publishing. I hope this title helps everyone decide whether to read it and avoid the things they don't like.

The female lead is exactly what the title says: a pretty dummy, stupid but truly beautiful. The key thing is that she wins by lying back and letting things happen. She has a little initiative, but only a little. Her personality is shown in the free chapters, so I recommend reading those first to make sure you're okay with her before buying the paid chapters.

If you think this story has something you can't handle, you can leave. If you think the writing is bad, you can leave a comment and discuss it, but there's no need to pick a fight, slap labels on me, or attack me personally! No author sits at a computer working hard every day just to upset some reader they've never met! Nobody does!

About the names: The female lead's name went through two revisions, and I only settled on this version right before publication. You can still find traces of old drafts that I haven't completely deleted in the comments. I chose this name because it is catchy, cute, and easy to remember, and because I like it a lot. Chu is my favorite surname, so that's how she got her name. The male lead's name sounds nice because I randomly picked two good-sounding surnames and given names from a name-generator website and put them together. Of course it sounds nice! If anyone uses the female lead's name being random and the male lead's name sounding good to call me a boy-mom again, I will curse you out. I really will!!!

About the female lead's height and weight: I don't know why I have to explain this over and over. I'll put it here. In the story, I described the female lead as 160 cm tall and weighing 110 jin. When a reader asked if that was too heavy or fat, I replied, "I once had that height and weight when I was in school, and the doctor said it was a very healthy weight and not fat." Then people questioned whether I was projecting myself onto the female lead.

Let me say it again: I am not currently that height and weight. I just [once had that height and weight, went for a physical, and was told by the doctor that it was very healthy!], so I put it in the story!

People can't write about things they've never experienced. I had this experience, so it inspired me and I used it as inspiration for the female lead. You can't say I'm projecting myself onto her just because I've experienced something like that, okay...

Besides, I haven't had that height and weight for a long time. I've lost a lot of weight because I've been sick for years. The more fundamental reason is that my illness has made me thinner and weaker. I miss and envy the healthy weight I used to have, so I gave that beautiful, healthy weight to my female lead! That's all!

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"Dodder Flower"

Xuanhua is a dodder flower.

Everyone who has seen her says so. She's dull and obedient, pretty and timid, and can only cling to men to get by.

Lin Yongyan thinks so too. So, in order to get close to this dodder flower, he killed her neighbor.

When he moved in next door, he met her. The pretty, delicate girl was carrying a box of packages, and a ligature mark briefly showed on her wrist before she hurriedly hid it.

Clearly, her abusive husband was beating her.

Xuanhua raised her head and gave him an embarrassed smile.

The man who had plotted for so long finally found an excuse to bare his fangs. "Madam, would you like a divorce?"

If you have to cling to someone, why not choose a bigger tree?

Half a month later, Xuanhua's husband died unexpectedly at the hands of a serial killer. The case remained unsolved, and it seemed that some strange thing had attached itself to her.

That thing crept close to her day and night. At night, it stroked her cheek beside the bed and kissed away her frightened tears before leaning close to her ear and asking:

"Did you make him kill me?"

In a state of extreme fear, Xuanhua moved in next door and married a new neighbor she'd known for only a few months.

The house that had been left vacant was sold, and another man moved in.

Until one day, the strange man next door learned that her current husband, out of jealousy, wouldn't let her go out alone. He said to her:

"Madam, would you like a divorce?"

How strange. Every one of Xuanhua's ex-husbands died in an accident.

But that has nothing to do with her.

After all, she's just a dodder flower.

Content warnings:

If you're coming to this story hoping for a strong female lead, don't read it. Please, I'm begging you, I'll even bow down to you. The title itself says she's a dodder flower. Don't read it. It'll be better for all of us. And if you do read it, please don't curse me out. I'm selling apples. You can't blame me for not selling you coconuts to eat.

1. All the male leads are really, really twisted. They're serial killers. When they compete for the female lead, they really do kill their rivals... They have no sense of morality and will kill people. They really will. They're not good people, but they're good dogs for the female lead...

2. The female lead has a pretty powerful harem-protagonist golden finger... If you can't accept that, it might seem weird...

3. The male leads and male supporting characters are all virgins. Ahhhhh! Even the ordinary passersby who have one-sided crushes on the female lead are virgins. Even the passerby characters described in only a few lines are virgins, because this is a harem-protagonist story, ahhhhh! Everyone else is there to serve the harem-protagonist female lead... The author's view is: any male lead who isn't a virgin should be dragged off and chopped up.

4. Stop asking about the ending. The author can't give you a definite answer and can only bow down to you... Because I write and revise as I go, I might suddenly get inspired and change the ending at any time... All I can say is that the ending is a happy ending for the female lead. If the male leads haven't been killed by their rivals, it should be a happy ending for them too.

Theme: No matter what you're like, someone will love you.