My Golden Finger Is a Chuunibyou Phrase!

[Comments are closed to keep things peaceful. The main story is complete; bonus chapters will be posted from time to time. Kisses!] After transmigrating as the eldest daughter of a sword manor, Bai Cha spent ten years eating, drinking, and doing nothing. Then, on her fifteenth birthday, she awakened her talent. Only then did Bai Cha learn that she hadn't transmigrated into a wuxia world, but a world of immortal cultivation. Among mortals, anyone who awakened a talent could enter an immortal sect and try their luck at finding an immortal opportunity. The manor lord was overjoyed, hoping his daughter would become a phoenix. He packed her bags and sent her off to Mount Penglai overnight. On the day the immortal sect opened its doors, people seeking the Dao lined up from the mountain gate all the way to the foot of the mountain. A child ahead of her could ride the wind, while an old man behind her could turn stone into gold. When someone asked what she could do, Bai Cha blushed and stammered. One person sneered. “Looks like she has a low-grade talent.” Another agreed. “Or maybe she's an ordinary mortal trying to sneak in.” The moment they finished speaking, a line of dazzling golden text appeared above Bai Cha's head. [Thirty years east of the river, thirty years west of the river. Never look down on a young man in decline!] “...” This was just brutal. The Ten Thousand Swords Cloud Sect recruited a new batch of disciples this year. Every one of them was exceptionally talented, with outstanding aptitude. Except for one junior sister surnamed Bai, whose abilities were mediocre and whose talent was a mystery. That was, until the inner-sect trials were about to begin and she stepped onto the arena with a sword. Seeing that her opponent Bai Cha was a newcomer, the disciple was overjoyed and laughed like a villain. “Junior sister, I'll give you three moves!” Bai Cha took a deep breath, looking at the lines on the dialogue board floating in front of her, visible only to her. She braced herself, gripped her sword, and shouted “Come, sword!” In an instant, mountains crumbled, the earth split, and the heavens and earth changed. The young woman moved, and one sword stroke decided the match. In the next round, Bai Cha shouted again “I want the heavens to no longer be able to hide my eyes!” “Within ten steps, I kill a man; a thousand miles away, no trace remains! I kill, I kill everyone!” After that battle, Bai Cha became famous. The onlookers were stunned: She's only at the Qi Refining stage, and already this terrifying. Bai Cha, the person in question: Don't bring me into this. I'm already dying of embarrassment. Other people who transmigrated got golden fingers like rare bloodlines or supreme treasures. And her golden finger was... cringe-worthy catchphrases :) What made it even worse was that her embarrassing talent wasn't limited to duels. Whenever she got excited, it would trigger automatically. On the day of her senior brother's hundredth birthday, Bai Cha presented him with a wooden sword she'd carved herself. The young man accepted it, his eyes curving into a smile as he thanked her gently. A gentleman, elegant and refined, like a tree of jade orchids. Struck by her senior brother's beauty, Bai Cha got carried away and grabbed his hand, then launched into a torrent of words. “I once killed a man within ten steps, but I lost to your eyes.” “My pride is unshakable, but I couldn't win the battle of missing you.” “...Junior sister, you really are quite eloquent.” “...” Oh no, I'm begging you, kill me! Right now! Her toes had this to say: Yesterday I dug a castle, the day before I dug a villa. Every day is a massive construction project. [The cultivation levels, from lowest to highest, are: Qi Refining, Foundation Building, Heart Condensation, Golden Core, Core Shattering, Nascent Soul, Out-of-Body, Spirit Division, Void Transformation, Great Void, and Ascension to Immortality.] The lines in the synopsis are from The Scholars, The Sword Snow Stride, The Legend of Wukong, and The Swordsman√ Theme: Stay positive and press forward with passion.