After the day she got kicked in the head, Xie Yaoyao vaguely remembered that she was a haughty young lady from a cultivation family,
the first disciple of Sword Lord Qianyuan, and the most talented cultivator of her generation.
But she also felt like a destined hero with a comeback script, or perhaps the world's greatest swordswoman, with nothing in her heart but the sword. Or maybe she was a delicate young lady from a noble household, or even a brilliant detective with exceptional reasoning skills.
Forget it. There are too many possible personas. She'll just pick one at random from now on. Unable to figure out what kind of person she really was, Xie Yaoyao decided to give up trying altogether.
After that beast, Zushu, kicked Xie Yaoyao off a cliff in a secret realm, her golden core was shattered, her spiritual root was damaged, and all her cultivation was gone. Practically everyone in the sect was waiting to laugh at their senior sister, and to see her fiance come and break off their engagement.
The day the engagement was to be broken off
In front of everyone, Xie Yaoyao declared, "Thirty years east of the river, thirty years west of the river. Don't bully a young man just because he's poor!"
Then Xie Yaoyao drew her sword and said, "Women... no, men shouldn't use swords. If you use a sword, you're not a man!"
Next, a surge of sword intent burst forth, and everyone present fell to their knees. Xie Yaoyao declared, "Had heaven not given birth to me, Xie Yaoyao, the path of the sword would have languished in darkness for all eternity. Three million sword immortals in the heavens, and every one of them would bow their heads at my sight."
The people kneeling on the ground: Do you have the guts to say that in front of our grandmaster?
Later, her master invited Xie Yaoyao for tea. As soon as she entered the main hall, she saw her junior sister sobbing, and immediately put on a fragile act. "If I'd known she was coming, I wouldn't have come."
Sword Lord Qianyuan frowned. "What kind of thing is that to say?"
Xie Yaoyao: "She comes today, I come tomorrow. Wouldn't it be more lively if we took turns?"
After deciding she must be crazy, Xie Yaoyao had a very happy life, until one day her grandmaster emerged from seclusion and summoned her, asking what the Way of the Sword was.
Xie Yaoyao stood proudly with her sword in hand. "With no man in your heart, your sword naturally shines. The first page of the sword manual says: First, kill the one you love!"
Her grandmaster gritted his teeth. "My dear Yaoyao, you're really something. Have you already switched to the Heartless Path and decided to abandon your husband and children?"
Xie Yaoyao's eyes widened. "I didn't! I haven't! Don't make things up!"
In the end, Xie Yaoyao frantically explained, "The last page of the sword manual says to cuddle up with your husband!"
Zushu: A monster from the Classic of Mountains and Seas that looks like a donkey.
Reader's Guide:
The Long Aotian quotes come from the internet. This is a ridiculous female lead with no brain cells, and her green-tea, crazy, fun-loving, delicate husband who can't take care of himself (in the female lead's eyes). BG romance. The phrase "husband" here is descriptive. Don't label me for it. If you don't like it, don't read it, but please don't attack me.
Coming soon: My Junior Sister's Golden Finger Is a Cliche Romance Trope
Synopsis:
Xie Yanyan transmigrated into the body of an outer-sect disciple at a major cultivation sect. Every day, she was responsible for sweeping the ground in front of the sect's main hall. The heroine's love and hate had nothing to do with her, and at best her talent would let her live to a hundred, so she was perfectly content to coast through life.
Then the protagonist's story put her fellow sweeping disciple, her senior brother, in danger. To keep the senior brother who had always been so kind to her from becoming a sacrificial extra, Xie Yanyan's long-awaited golden finger finally arrived.
Xie Yanyan: "Don't panic, Senior Brother! I'll give you the most badass persona and the most melodramatic plot twist!"
So, at the most critical moment, Xie Yanyan wrote the words "disabled big shot" in her notebook. Her senior brother avoided being made a sacrificial extra by the male and female leads, but successfully ended up in a wheelchair.
The senior brother, who had planned to fake his death and escape but hadn't died and was now stuck in a wheelchair: ???
Xie Yanyan: "Don't worry, Senior Brother. With me around, nobody will bully you. Do you prefer the broken-engagement route or the useless-to-powerful comeback route? I can even give you the 'My fate is mine to control, not heaven's' buff. Even a loser can reach the peak of the immortal path."
The senior brother in his wheelchair: "Why do I feel like you're making my life miserable?"
Synopsis screenshotted and archived on 2022.10.09
Theme: Smile and face life's hardships
The beginning was interesting, but unfortunately it fell off a cliff in the later stages. The plots that I wanted to watch, such as 23 interesting things that may happen after the sword master's identity is exposed, were not available at all. The main model battle was too sloppy and sloppy, and the back bone boy, Yin Zhishu?
It's all tasteless, anticlimactic... The plot suddenly speeds up from the second half. The entire style of writing took a 180-degree turn. The heroine basically didn't grow much in the second half. In short, she was just a kind 250, and she didn't make any progress... I regretted booking it all and cried to death... The heroine in the second half had nothing to do with the setting of the copywriting. I guess the author also forgot about changing the character design. This is a copywriting killing plate... The ending was rushed and forced to be bloody, to reduce intelligence, to torture, to sensationalize... What on earth did I watch... The wind is desolate...
What happened next? The villain was accurate in his calculations before, but in the end Lei Jie failed to predict that the female protagonist would go to the male protagonist and break the sword's heart. The villain had always expected it, and the protagonist and Zhengdao were fooled around. This proved that his IQ and methods were far better than the protagonist. In the last chapter, the protagonist won inexplicably. It's outrageous that the villain was killed by some kind of eye of heaven, and then the protagonist survived the thunder tribulation that was supposed to kill him, and he ascended. What the hell, that's not how it was written to let the protagonist win. There was no way to see where the protagonist was stronger than the villain, so he relied on the author's golden finger to inexplicably defeat the villain. This is considered a waste.
Emmm The ending is a bit like being fed shi
How should I put it? The plot developed so fast that I really didn't realize it, and the later stage was much less funny than the previous one. I can only say that it's not bad at all.
It ended too quickly, like a tornado
In the end, why didn't everyone rush together? It was too painful. They were offline as fast as the flying monkey? Whoosh? One at a time
This ending was so fast that I almost fainted
Oh scream, how could you be so careless! ! ! ! Scream, scream, hoarse scream, so rushed, I'm so at a loss
Ah? Ah? Ah? After waiting for a long time, I feel like the ending is so rushed.
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The beginning was interesting, but unfortunately it fell off a cliff in the later stages. The plots that I wanted to watch, such as 23 interesting things that may happen after the sword master's identity is exposed, were not available at all. The main model battle was too sloppy and sloppy, and the back bone boy, Yin Zhishu?
It's all tasteless, anticlimactic... The plot suddenly speeds up from the second half. The entire style of writing took a 180-degree turn. The heroine basically didn't grow much in the second half. In short, she was just a kind 250, and she didn't make any progress... I regretted booking it all and cried to death... The heroine in the second half had nothing to do with the setting of the copywriting. I guess the author also forgot about changing the character design. This is a copywriting killing plate... The ending was rushed and forced to be bloody, to reduce intelligence, to torture, to sensationalize... What on earth did I watch... The wind is desolate...
What happened next? The villain was accurate in his calculations before, but in the end Lei Jie failed to predict that the female protagonist would go to the male protagonist and break the sword's heart. The villain had always expected it, and the protagonist and Zhengdao were fooled around. This proved that his IQ and methods were far better than the protagonist. In the last chapter, the protagonist won inexplicably. It's outrageous that the villain was killed by some kind of eye of heaven, and then the protagonist survived the thunder tribulation that was supposed to kill him, and he ascended. What the hell, that's not how it was written to let the protagonist win. There was no way to see where the protagonist was stronger than the villain, so he relied on the author's golden finger to inexplicably defeat the villain. This is considered a waste.
Emmm The ending is a bit like being fed shi
How should I put it? The plot developed so fast that I really didn't realize it, and the later stage was much less funny than the previous one. I can only say that it's not bad at all.
It ended too quickly, like a tornado
In the end, why didn't everyone rush together? It was too painful. They were offline as fast as the flying monkey? Whoosh? One at a time
This ending was so fast that I almost fainted
Oh scream, how could you be so careless! ! ! ! Scream, scream, hoarse scream, so rushed, I'm so at a loss
Ah? Ah? Ah? After waiting for a long time, I feel like the ending is so rushed.