I'll Make You Die of Cringe [Infinite Flow]

A concurrently serialized novel in the same column as the ancient-style danmei story, "I Became the Most Dashing Official Thanks to the Emperor's Favor." Please click through and check it out, mwah~

Shen Si was in the middle of negotiating a business deal when his rival got revenge by causing a car crash. He became a ghost and watched helplessly as his own corpse was burned to ashes. Just as he thought he was about to be sent off to be reincarnated, he was suddenly bound to a System called "Save the Tragic Bottom."

Shen Si's memories were erased, and he was sent into various worlds to complete missions, helping miserable bottoms escape from and teach all kinds of scumbag men a lesson.

The CEO loves building a harem? Great. He'll take down every member of that chuuni CEO's harem, and while he's at it, send the CEO into bankruptcy and leave him impotent.

The general dotes on his concubine and neglects his wife, while suspecting and using him? Great. He'll turn dark into Niu Hulu Si and reward the suspicious general with a bowl of poison and a divorce letter.

The prince treats him like a blood-sucking tool? Great. For every drop of blood you drink from him, he'll make your beloved moonlight spit out just as much. He'll seize your throne and casually knock out your unborn child, too.

His master wants to cut out his heart to keep himself alive? Great. He'll trick you into losing all your cultivation and make you kneel and kowtow, then ruin your reputation and leave you without so much as a corpse.

The chieftain has mental problems and likes hitting people? Great. He'll break your legs and destroy your manhood, leaving you unable to live or die.

Wherever Niu Hulu Shen Si goes, every scumbag man obediently drops to his knees and sings his praises.

At this, Shen Si plants his hands on his hips, majestic and imposing. "Cry louder. I can't hear you!"

The CEO disbands his harem just so Shen Si will look back at him. The general gives up the world and drives away his concubine just to win a fleeting smile from him.

The prince would rather endure torture than take another sip of his blood. His master is willing to join the demonic path so they can be together forever...

At this, Shen Si takes it all in stride and smiles wickedly. "You can't get any from me, and now you're getting desperate!"

A scheming, sharp-tongued bottom who uses deadly methods and loves to talk back VS a powerful top who is an expert at spoiling his wife, has done so for a hundred years, is occasionally perverse, loves peeping on the bottom, and gives him cheat-like advantages.

1. Includes pregnancy and childbirth, but both the top and bottom are set as sexually exclusive.

2. New stories and updates come irregularly. It all depends on fate.

3. A pit-digger's soul is a pit-digger's soul. Pit-diggers have no shame. (By "no shame," I mean myself.)

4. The logic jumps around, so please go easy on me, but you're welcome in the comments~

Content warning: The bottom has a different identity in every world and might become intersex with huge breasts. If that's not your thing, please move along. Thanks.

↓↓↓ Concurrent serialization. Please click through from my column.

"I Became the Most Dashing Official Thanks to the Emperor's Favor"

Tang Yin was a minor fifth-rank official in the capital with little to do. After being caught up in a factional struggle and made his superior's scapegoat, he was inexplicably toyed with by the newly enthroned emperor. From then on, he went further and further down the road of demotion.

He was demoted for having a meal with a friend, demoted for getting drunk, demoted for falling ill, and even demoted for marrying off a maid. He was utterly bewildered by all the demotions, yet that dog emperor could always promote him back for all sorts of bizarre reasons.

Tang Yin was demoted today and promoted tomorrow, promoted today and demoted again tomorrow. After all the back-and-forth nearly drove him to his death, he finally lost his temper.

"I'm done! I'm resigning!"

The dog emperor put on a triumphant expression and smiled seductively. "Then come into the palace, my dear subject. How about becoming my empress?"

Tang Yin: "!!!"

A mischievous bottom with a great temper who loves courting death and pretending to be sick at the drop of a hat VS a demanding top whom everyone fears and even ghosts avoid.

A devoted 1v1 romance with no angst. The plot has a light, freewheeling feel, with romance as the focus and political intrigue as a sideline. Don't scrutinize the plot logic too closely. If that's not your thing, please move along. Thank you~ Content warning: The top is genuinely extremely demanding, haha, and makes the bottom go through all sorts of trouble. The bottom always thinks the top is going to kill him, yet can't help courting death.

Lord Tang's eyes brim with tears as he curses and grumbles: "You lousy author, thank you! I've got way too much of a challenge on my hands!"

Lousy author: My mouth is stretching into an uncontrollable grin!

Theme: Be a positive, sunny, upright, and well-rounded young person.