The God of Calamity Picks Up a Dog

[The bonus chapters aren't finished yet. I'm desperately trying to find time to write them.]

"Shocking! Three Secret Death Sentences in One Sect: A Sect Tradition or the Corruption of the Jujutsu World?"

"Shocking! A Dedicated Blind Teacher Is Despised by Everyone, and Then This Happens!"

"Shocking! The World's Gone to the Dogs! Two Men in Black Do This and That in Broad Daylight!"

"Shocking! A Hell Employee and His Grim Reaper Boss Compete to Drum Up Business: Has Workplace Competition Really Gotten This Bad?"

"Shocking! The Rich Young Widow Has Suitors Everywhere, While the CEO Appears to Have a Green Hat!"

For all the details, keep reading "The Wild God Picks Up a Dog." Author Bingzhen Ningmeng Shui will bring you more exclusive reports on secrets no one else knows!

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One rainy night, the gravity manipulator found a filthy, soaking-wet puppy on his way home. The pup was curled up in a cardboard box with a sign that read, "Please take me home," shivering with fear.

Chuuya took him home, bathed him, fed him, and soothed him to sleep.

Then the next day, his house blew up.

In the literal sense.

A respectable Port Mafia executive got hunted across a thousand miles by the dog's big brother just for taking a dog home and doing a good deed.

What do you do when your own puppy's big brother is trying to kill you? Asking online! It's urgent!!!

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The dead Boss Dazai returned after a year, only to discover his dog had not only fallen for someone else and gotten himself another dog, but was also attracting admirers and trying to become a womanizer!

How could that be allowed? Chuuya was Dazai's dog!

Warnings:

1. Boss Dazai is currently suffering from amnesia.

2. This is an ensemble cast, and everyone has their own story. No one is a universal heartthrob.

3. The little one is adorable! Dogs are healing! But the dog gets no romance. [HIGHLIGHT]

"The Gojo Heiress's Daddy-Type Boyfriend"

From WTW's perspective:

The Gojo heiress never imagined that one outing for a mission would lead to a heated encounter with a mature older woman, and end with them becoming a couple.

Afterward, the sheltered Gojo heiress had just one word for it: amazing.

For the sake of their physical and emotional pleasure, and so she wouldn't have to eliminate the other woman herself, she paid the woman's termination fee and lavishly hired her as a personal bodyguard for ten years.

From Toji's perspective:

He's used to living off other people, but on his first mission, he ran into a Gojo family genius and got her to sign a work contract with an offer she couldn't refuse. Does this mean he's become a genius on par with the Six Eyes?

Toji lightly licked his red lips. Being fed was great! No wonder the Gojo family's once-in-a-generation genius treated him so well. No one could beat these perks.

Bonus scene one:

Gojo heiress: I'll give you a hundred million to be my personal bodyguard for a year. Room and board included, and you have to be ready whenever I need you.

Toji: Two billion. Ten years, and I won't negotiate!

Gojo heiress: Deal.

Toji: A fortune just fell into my lap, and I've found a long-term meal ticket.

Bonus scene two:

Toji: It's cold. Drink more hot water.

Gojo heiress: Can you say anything besides "drink hot water"?

Toji: ... (He gives her a long look.) Wear more clothes. Aren't you cold with your legs exposed? You run around in the middle of winter wearing only stockings, and you don't even wear long underwear. What if you catch a cold? Change your clothes!

Gojo heiress: Is that all you can think about when you see me dressed like this?

Toji: Aren't you cold? What else should I be thinking about?

Gojo heiress: ...You're so infuriating! (She pounces on Toji and rubs against him.) Did I get myself a girlfriend or a mom?!

Toji: So, are you changing or not? (Coldly.jpg)

Gojo heiress (ordering him, with no reason but plenty of confidence): You change.

Toji: OK

Theme: Even when cornered, hold on to your principles and never give up!