Jujutsu Hospital

Cursed Spirit Hospital is a management simulation game. In the game, there's a group of people who think they wield cursed energy and can do anything under the sun. In reality, they're just a bunch of crazies with dangerously high levels of negative energy... Leia loves management sims. On her first day in the game, she gave her hospital an authoritative name: [Tokyo Metropolitan Psychiatric Hospital] [Now accepting patients! Half-price outpatient visits, discounted stays] At first, Leia worried that she wouldn't be able to open the hospital. Then she turned around and ran into a white-haired man with a serious case of mental illness. He walked around with a blindfold over his eyes and looked like he was already beyond help. Leia went up to him and politely said, “Hello! Would you be interested in Tokyo Metropolitan Psychiatric Hospital?” The white-haired man blinked. “I'm a teacher, not a doctor. I have no plans to change careers at the moment.” Leia: “I'm inviting you to stay at the hospital. We offer discounts on annual plans.” The white-haired man seemed interested. He took a look around the hospital, then commented that the facilities were too poor and he'd be bored without any fellow patients. The picky patient refused to check himself in, and Leia followed him all the way to... Tokyo Metropolitan Jujutsu High??? And so... Leia put up the hospital's advertising banner at the entrance to the school. After some time, nobody had shown interest in the hospital. Game System: The higher a patient's affection level, the more likely your invitation will succeed. To get the hospital up and running, Leia started raising the patients' affection levels. But once she maxed them out... The patients either confessed to her or tried to recruit her into their crazy organization, the school?!!! Leia: I can't play this game anymore... From the perspective of the jujutsu sorcerers at the school: A sweet-looking young girl opened a psychiatric hospital. She occasionally came to the school entrance to advertise. She seemed harmless, kind, and approachable, but she was always competing with them to exorcise cursed spirits. They concluded that exorcising cursed spirits was the girl's main job, and running the hospital was her side gig. Thanks to the girl, the school had fewer missions. To show their appreciation, they tactfully refrained from exposing her identity as a cursed spirit or pointing out that she was out of her mind and had turned her Domain into a psychiatric hospital. Leia: Patients from the school, come stay at my hospital~ Jujutsu sorcerer: Look, this cursed spirit is sick again... Based on all of the above, this should be a story about “healing one another” (ー ー゛) Reading guide: 1. A lighthearted story with loose logic, OOC characters, and original setting details. Pairing: CP285. 2. Not a serious management sim. The business storyline develops very slowly. New story on my profile: I Made a Name for Myself on Manga Forums with Verbal Jutsu The prettiest flower in the ninja village came from the Uchiha clan. The villagers of Konoha had just one thing to say: Don't let him speak. He's a flower until he opens his mouth. * Uchiha Zhenyan was once an earnest young man sent to the countryside to help build a new village. Two years into his inspiring career, he transmigrated into a manga and got bound to a System. The System required him to ensure the main plot progressed smoothly and guide the manga to a normal ending. After getting the details, Uchiha Zhenyan asked just one question: What about everything outside the main plot? System: Host, you can do whatever you like. Uchiha Zhenyan: Got it~ (~￣▽￣)~ From then on, Konoha had an Uchiha whose style didn't quite fit in. When he met an old man in the village: Uchiha Zhenyan: Third Grandpa, have you eaten? Uchiha clan head: Mind your manners. That's Lord Third. Uchiha Zhenyan: Third Grandpa, what did you have to eat today? Third Hokage: … When he met the newly appointed village leader: Uchiha Zhenyan: Big Brother Fourth... Uchiha clan head: Mind your manners. Call him Uncle. Uchiha Zhenyan: Uncle Minato, what do you think of my new Verbal Jutsu? Want me to be Naruto's teacher someday? Fourth Hokage: … When he met his cousin, Uchiha Itachi: Uchiha Zhenyan: Your little brother is my little brother, too. I'll teach him everything I know and make him the next great Uchiha. Uchiha Itachi: … Later, Sasuke came across Orochimaru, who wanted to lure him away. Sasuke: Verbal Jutsu: Brainwashing Voice. Orochimaru: ??? System: This has gone off the rails! The entire main plot is off the rails! What did you do?! Uchiha Zhenyan, who's been outside the main plot the whole time: Building a new ninja village, obviously. * On a real-world manga forum: Have you noticed that every time the main plot advances, there's a shadow in the corner of the panel? Thread starter: Image.jpg 1F: I've seen it for ages. Probably the mastermind. 2F: Look at you all with your great eyesight, lol. 3F: The eyes look red in this picture. Could it be an Uchiha? 4F: The hair looks long, straight, and black. Don't the Uchiha usually have spiky hair? 5F: I've examined it with a magnifying glass three times. Verdict: a beauty. 6F: Appears at every major event. Definitely the final boss. 7F: Final boss +1 121F: Final boss +10086 122F: If this isn't the boss, I'll eat the manga. 123F: As a face-lover, I just want to see his face. Why does the author keep drawing him in the corner, and only as a silhouette? I want a high-resolution close-up! At the manga's conclusion, the real boss, Kaguya, was resurrected. The mysterious silhouette finally revealed himself, and the strikingly beautiful Uchiha boy stepped forward... then excitedly took Kaguya's hand and greeted her warmly: “Great-great-grandma~” The forum exploded with threads. Just as Uchiha Zhenyan was confirmed as the secret mini-boss, he used his painstakingly honed Verbal Jutsu to turn the Fourth Shinobi World War into a family reunion. Kaguya was persuaded, and the manga got a happy ending~ Forum: … The Flower of Konoha had this to say: We're all family. Why fight and kill each other? Wouldn't it be better to build a new ninja village together? 2022-10-03 Theme: Take every task seriously.