I Transmigrated Right Onto Gojo’s Futon

Upcoming Jujutsu Kaisen + Bungo Stray Dogs novel: The Years I Fed the Big Shots on Soft Rice. Coming next.

Blurb:

Question: What's it like to transmigrate and find yourself sitting on top of 5T5?

Thanks for asking. He said I was heavy and told me to get off.

Let me tell you, some people are single because they truly have the talent for it :)

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Lin Tao fell in love at first sight with a gorgeous white-haired guy.

He's a jerk, a lunatic, and a total straight man. The difficulty level for pursuing him is over ten stars.

But he's so good-looking, so Lin Tao says she can do it. She's got this.

Then she paid the price for her ignorance.

Have you ever seen someone ignore his girlfriend crying her eyes out and go off to fight instead?

5T5: “Throughout heaven and earth, I alone am the honored one!”

Lin Tao: “Honored one, my ass!”

If I could do it all over again, I swear to heaven that I'd die, die outside, jump off the roof of the technical college, and never chase 5T5 again!

System: Hello. The Forced Save-File Restoration System is at your service. We have detected your heartfelt wish and will now restore you with one click.

Lin Tao: ???

Lin Tao opens her eyes and has completely forgotten 5T5.

She starts a new life.

Not only is she doing great, she even finds a new boyfriend without a shred of guilt.

But what has to happen will happen. One day, Lin Tao runs into her old and new boyfriends on the street.

Ex-boyfriend 5T5: ...

Current boyfriend Dazai: ...

Lin Tao, who remembers nothing: ?

Dazai: “What do you mean she's your girlfriend? She's obviously my girlfriend.”

Lin Tao: Nods quietly.

5T5: “What do you mean she's your girlfriend? She's obviously my girlfriend.”

Lin Tao: “Who are you, handsome? _(:з"∠)_”

5T5: …

Onlookers: Fight! Fight!~

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Question: Has 5T5 grown grass on his head today?

Thanks for asking, nope :)

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Key points: One-on-one romance, first-person narration, melodramatic chaos, and a heroine who is completely obsessed with good looks. Readers who insist on spotless relationships may find this uncomfortable.

Also, this is self-indulgent writing with lots of original details, so don't expect strict canon accuracy. There will definitely be out-of-character moments. Everything is in service of winning over the beautiful guy. If you like it, give it a try. If you don't, perhaps we'll meet again somewhere down the road. Thank you.

Finally, the whole book costs 3 yuan and 29 cents, the kind of money that still won't buy you an egg in your jianbing and will earn you a glare from the vendor. If you like it, please support the official release~

Theme: In the end, we'll all grow up, learn how to love and be loved, and cherish others as they cherish us.