[Journey to the West] I Transmigrated into the Golden Cudgel

Jin Ruyi transmigrates into the Sea-Calming Divine Needle. He knows that one day a monkey will come to the Eastern Sea, take him away, and shove him into his ear. Sure enough, the monkey he's been longing for arrives. He swings Jin Ruyi around with tremendous force, then turns the Heavenly Court upside down... Jin Ruyi lets out a wail: I'm doomed. I'm going to get crushed. The Five Elements Mountain presses down on the monkey for five hundred years, and Jin Ruyi spends all five hundred years pressed down with him. Five hundred years later, the monkey gets out, and Jin Ruyi... gets "pressed" again. - The Golden Cudgel weighs thirteen thousand five hundred jin. Jin Ruyi is so heavy it's outrageous, and he thinks he's pretty good at pressing things down, too. The urge to top rises in his heart, but he can't resist the monkey's one-word command: "Good boy." [Great Sage gong x Golden Cudgel shou] The author's headcanon is extensive. Don't nitpick the details! Completed works, ready to read: "[Journey to the West] Transmigrated into the Great Sage's Golden Headband" [Great Sage gong x Golden Headband shou] "[Yang Jian x Wukong] The Monkey King Is Both Beautiful and Irresistible" [Yang Jian gong x Great Sage shou] - Theme: Loving without regrets