[Not continuing this. It has no ending, so don't read.]
After her family fell on hard times, Zhou Suyi tearfully said goodbye to her livestream viewers: "Sorry, I have to go home and inherit billions in debt."
The viewers sighed with sympathy. That day, the [Suyi and Her Companions] livestream shot straight to the top in popularity.
The next day, the official Weibo account for the [Eternal Immortal Path] professional league tagged [Suyi and Her Companions] and announced: Welcome Zhou Suyi to the Canghua team as a professional player, where she can sweat it out on the field.
[Crazy Three Team]: I was the one who made the first offer.
[Wind Comes Team]: Who was it that managed to get the sweet little girl I couldn't pry away even with five million? Oh, Canghua? Never mind, then.
The much-maligned Canghua team had its captain out of the country on business, so its official account stayed quiet as a quail.
Meanwhile, the game's official Weibo account was in an uproar
What? A sweet little girl?
Isn't Suyi and Her Companions some big guy with hairy legs?
Yeah, I remember his leg hair was 2.8 meters long.
He even livestreamed himself picking his nose last time.
And the time before that, he livestreamed himself cross-dressing and carrying a girl. Was that his true self all along?
[Zhou Qiao]: Sorry, the one picking his nose was me. I'm so bad at games, it's embarrassing.
[Zhou Qiao]: By the way, Suyi and Her Companions is my little sister, my full-blooded sister.
Everyone: Damn, that's Zhou Qiao, who just won the Golden Goose Best Actor award and announced his engagement to the actress Du Mingqi!
[Zhou Caiwei]: Sorry, the one picking her nose was my pet puppy.
[Zhou Caiwei]: By the way, Suyi and Her Companions is my little sister, my full-blooded sister.
Everyone: Damn, that's Zhou Caiwei, the businesswoman famed for her iron-fisted methods!
[Chun Jizui]: Sorry, the leg hair is mine. I just let it out to air now and then.
[Chun Jizui]: By the way, Suyi and Her Companions is my daughter, my own flesh and blood.
Everyone: Damn, that's Chun Jizui, the literary scholar who just made some academic-fraud reality star cry!
[Zhou Qionghua]: Sorry, I didn't keep an eye on those three jokers up there. Please excuse them.
[Zhou Qionghua]: By the way, Suyi and Her Companions is my daughter, my own flesh and blood.
Everyone: Damn??? That's Zhou Qionghua, the businesswoman known as a ruthless bandit, whose family just fell on hard times?
[Ji Botao]: Sorry, what cross-dressing? Do you mean when I had nothing to wear for the kindergarten Children's Day show, so I borrowed her little dress?
[Ji Botao]: By the way, Suyi and Her Companions is my childhood sweetheart, so watch your manners.
Everyone: Damn? So that's why your team has two top junglers? Can we have esports without romance and just focus on skill?
[Zhou Suyi]: Sure. Bring it on.
Everyone: After losing and losing again, where's the sweet little girl we were promised? We're on our knees before our queen.
For her first appearance in the league's new season, Zhou Suyi picked her jungler, set up her build, and prepared to load into the game.
Her die-hard fans started spamming the screen: "How could we go without clothes? We'll wear the same robes as you! Suyi, Suyi, the champion has arrived!"
The hardcore fans looked down on those flowery fans and spammed: "Suyi and Her Companions will win! If we lose, I'll livestream myself eating shit!"
Zhou Suyi sighed silently. She had to step up so her adorable fans wouldn't have to eat shit.
So she charged in, no time for talk, just fight!
Theme: Take it one steady step at a time.