While other people get a flashy golden finger from the start, Ye Qiyan starts out with a whole sect full of adorable little beasts.
Scooping up a few fluffy ones and giving them a rub, Ye Qiyan sighed. "Little beasties are so cute and so cuddly!"
Nearby, a little snake stared at Yun Wangqing's hand with teary eyes. Fighting down his fear, Ye Qiyan scooped it into his arms. "Well, furless babies are super cute too!"
Ye Qiyan rolled up his sleeves. What was raising a family and making ends meet? He'd done it in his previous life!
Time to get farming and livestock breeding underway!
Tianqian Sect
Black qi surged around Shen Wang. Just as he was about to go berserk, an inexplicable stream of muttering appeared in his ears.
"I ran into a swindler today. He actually thought he could trade one spirit stone for an automatic rice transplanter? What a joke!"
"Tsk, tsk. This cultivation world really has no shame. They can't get it cheap, so now they're planning to rob me, huh?"
"Whoa! I'm actually this strong now? I sent someone flying with one finger!"
"Oh no, I beat up the kid, and now the old man's here. I'm done for!"
Shen Wang couldn't help asking, "Do you need help?"
Ye Qiyan: What the heck! There's a ghost! Aaaaaah!
Once he'd calmed down, Ye Qiyan agreed to the other person's request.
Then Ye Qiyan poked the little wooden doll that had been possessed. "You're going to use this to fight..."
He pointed at the hulking male cultivator who'd come looking for trouble. "Him?"
Shen Wang: "I mean, possess you."
"No way," Ye Qiyan said matter-of-factly. "I'm not an idiot!"
1. Ye Qiyan (shou) x Shen Wang (gong)
2. A shou devoted to farming who wants to make sure everyone has enough to eat (and pills) x a gong who says he disapproves but is actually quiet and reserved, silently protecting him
3. One-on-one. The gong and shou are each other's only ones in body and heart.
3. More to come as I think of it.
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[Upcoming historical danmei: Why Is It a Male One?]
In short, it's the story of a tiger cub who has just gained intelligence and struggles to raise a human baby girl.
Lu Yuan was the name the tiger spirit would eventually receive. At first, it had no name.
Others called it tiger, great bug, mountain lord, and so on.
It was still a cub when its mother died a violent death. Many, many people died alongside her.
In the end, only the tiger cub and a human baby girl remained.
It vaguely understood that she wasn't food and couldn't be eaten.
And so, while still a cub, it somehow ended up with a human daughter.
But the cub was troubled. Its daughter couldn't eat meat, and it had no milk.
The cub lowered its head and groomed its daughter's hair, growing even more worried. What was it supposed to do? She was bald, too. How would she get through the winter?
Oh, right, she also cried a lot. The cub quite liked that, though, because it attracted plenty of food.
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The long passage of time had worn away most of Ye Cun's emotions. That was, until he found a... tiger cub? trying its hardest to raise a human baby.
The tiger's tail lashed against Ye Cun's hand like a whip as it shielded the baby beneath itself like a cornered beast.
"A male tiger, of all things." A ripple stirred in Ye Cun's placid eyes. "Interesting."
After letting the cub go, the dignified sect leader transformed into a fortune-telling Daoist, a woodcutter, and a farmer, watching the little tiger with keen interest.
Before the baby girl could be completely raised wrong, Ye Cun had no choice but to take both the tiger and the child back to his sect.
1. Lu Yuan (shou) x Ye Cun (gong)
2. An innocent, naive tiger spirit shou x a seemingly aloof gong who is actually a drama queen
3. One-on-one. The gong and shou are each other's only ones in body and heart.
[Upcoming historical danmei: I Can't Handle This System [Cultivation]]
When someone of mediocre aptitude gets bound to a Hundred-Year Ascension System, the result is that they can't even beat the training dummy the System provides.
At the first training session, Rong Xu nearly lost his life. What kind of training dummy is an entire major cultivation realm above its Host?!
If the sect's chief disciple, who was at the same cultivation level, hadn't intervened, Rong Xu thought he might really have been beaten to death by the dummy.
For the sake of his life, Rong Xu chose to bind himself to the sect's chief disciple and enter into a dissolvable cultivation partner contract. The other party could use the System to cultivate, while Rong Xu could rely on him to stay alive.
Once a cultivation partner contract was formed, the System would provide the Host's partner with a sub-System. Rong Xu promised that, aside from the training he needed to stay alive, he would never disturb the other party's cultivation.
Even so, he attracted plenty of criticism from people in the sect.
Facing their varied expressions, Rong Xu set up his usual sign: "Top-grade Meridian-Cleansing Pills, one hundred spirit stones each. Limited stock, buy now!"
Everyone: !!! Even mid-grade Meridian-Cleansing Pills cost a full eighty high-grade spirit stones, and top-grade ones are so rare you can't even find them for sale. Boss Rong, save one for me!
"Lightning-Attracting Tribulation Talismans! For tribulations below the Nascent Soul stage, they draw in seventy percent of the lightning. At the Nascent Soul stage and above, they draw in forty percent. No effect for the Mahayana stage or above. One thousand high-grade spirit stones each!"
Everyone: As if any of us could cultivate to the Mahayana stage. We'd be doing great just to reach the Nascent Soul stage! Boss Rong, I'll take one!
Rong Xu smiled as he produced a plain-colored feather robe. "Top-grade defensive artifact. It can withstand a full-power strike from a mighty Fusion-stage cultivator. Bidding starts at ten thousand high-grade spirit stones!"
The Mahayana stage came after the Fusion stage. With this robe, wouldn't you basically have an extra life?
Every male and female cultivator present was seeing red and ready to fight for it.
Rong Xu scooped up a handful of spirit stones and watched them slip through his fingers, grinning like a little fox.
It's true what they say: it's good to have a powerful backer. Without the identity of the sect's chief disciple's cultivation partner, who knew how many ads he'd have to run to get results like this?
More importantly, anyone who wanted to hurt him would have to think twice about whether they could withstand Tianyuan Sect's wrath.
If he died, it would be the sect's reputation on the line!
The only thing troubling Rong Xu was that lately, the chief disciple had been looking at him more and more strangely, and getting closer and closer.
Rong Xu politely reminded him to keep his distance. The other man said it was only for cultivation, then moved a little closer.
Rong Xu thought he was imagining things, until the other man kissed him. Calmly moving away, Rong Xu nodded. "Mm-hmm, I understand. It's only for cultivation."
That very night, Rong Xu vanished without a trace.
Since birth, the only thing He Mian had ever learned was cultivation.
He had exceptional talent and advanced rapidly, but unexpectedly became bound to a young man.
The young man's aptitude was mediocre, and the rare treasure known as the Hundred-Year Ascension System was like a death sentence in his hands.
He Mian thought it was merely an equal exchange. He never expected to give his whole heart, only to be abandoned in return.
"A Xu." He Mian tugged the chain in his hand, a flash of red flickering in his eyes. "You were the one who wanted to form a cultivation partner contract. You're the one who dissolved it without asking. Am I really so awful that you can't bear to be near me?"
After his initial shock, Rong Xu smiled and looped his arms around He Mian's neck. "Senior Brother He, would you like me to teach you what you can do when you lock someone up besides just hugging them?"
Seeing He Mian's confused, bewildered gaze, Rong Xu kissed him without hesitation. Mm, not bad.
1. A money-loving shou with average cultivation talent but maxed-out miscellaneous skills x a pure-hearted gong who knows nothing but cultivation, has no idea how people work, and only knows how to do pure romance even when he keeps someone captive
2. One-on-one. The gong and shou are each other's only ones in body and heart.
Theme: Mechanize farming in the immortal sect, make seed breeding self-sufficient, and scale up livestock farming.
In an environment where farming is the top priority, no matter how powerful you are, without fame or power, even if you are their close relative, they will not believe you, not to mention that you are still an outsider. Of course, if you teach them a lesson with facts, you will have a chance [laughing and crying]
From an emotional point of view, I really want to tell everyone when I find this kind of thing, but he is a foreigner and has not figured out the rules of this world. It is too hasty.
In the past, one pound was sixteen taels, and one pound was eight taels, which was 24 taels.
Farmers, breeding is really hard work.
Isn't this copywriting wrong? What I collected before was obviously treasure hunting, so why did it turn into farming?
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In an environment where farming is the top priority, no matter how powerful you are, without fame or power, even if you are their close relative, they will not believe you, not to mention that you are still an outsider. Of course, if you teach them a lesson with facts, you will have a chance [laughing and crying]
From an emotional point of view, I really want to tell everyone when I find this kind of thing, but he is a foreigner and has not figured out the rules of this world. It is too hasty.
In the past, one pound was sixteen taels, and one pound was eight taels, which was 24 taels.
Farmers, breeding is really hard work.
Isn't this copywriting wrong? What I collected before was obviously treasure hunting, so why did it turn into farming?
Check in, congratulations on opening a new article