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Xia Wen Yu transmigrates into a novel as a cannon-fodder Omega.
He's terrible at his job and rotten to the core, willing to do anything to become famous.
Unfortunately, when Xia Wen Yu transmigrates, the original owner has just prepared to take advantage of the situation and make a move on Yu Gui Yuan, a three-time film award winner.
Their eyes meet. Xia Wen Yu raises a hand and slaps an immobilizing talisman onto Yu Gui Yuan's forehead.
"Don't get the wrong idea. I'm not interested in you!!"
Murderous intent lurks in the film emperor's obsidian eyes as he stands frozen in place.
He spits out a single cold word: "Get lost!"
Not long afterward, Xia Wen Yu is shoved into a smash-hit variety show.
Unfortunately, Yu Gui Yuan is on it too.
Worse still, during a break in filming, Xia Wen Yu unexpectedly enters his heat. He slaps a hundred or so pheromone-suppressing talismans onto himself, but that rich, peach-wine-scented pheromone keeps spilling out...
Yu Gui Yuan: Beg me, and I'll mark you temporarily.
Other stars show off their talents by singing, acting, and dancing.
Xia Wen Yu's talents: drawing talismans, fortune-telling, and performing spirit-invoking rituals.
Fans: Did I accidentally become a fan of a charlatan? He's famous for the weirdest reasons.
After being signed to a top entertainment company, Xia Wen Yu is horrified to discover that his sect's master and senior disciples have transmigrated here too!
Q: What does it feel like to be doted on by the entire entertainment industry?
Xia Wen Yu: I guess it's something like...
My master is the company's big boss,
my eldest senior brother is a top agent,
my second senior brother is a music superstar,
my third senior brother is a top-tier star,
my fourth senior brother is the youngest rising director,
and my fifth senior brother is the godfather of the fashion world...
◆ Xia Wen Yu (shou) VS Yu Gui Yuan (gong)
◆ A proper, adorable shou x a cold-faced but warm-hearted film emperor gong
◆ No real-life basis
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An extremely possessive emperor gong x an adorable little snow ferret shou.
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After traveling through countless worlds, He Xue Shi finally gets to retire.
He opens a general store at the foot of a particularly remote mountain and happily settles into retirement. Before long, though, his store becomes a hit.
The elves' fruit is plump and juicy, and even comes with beauty and hair-growth benefits.
A single immortal herb casually tossed over by a medicine cultivator solves a medical problem that has puzzled the field for decades.
A magic scroll supplied by a wizard automatically activates a defense spell when torn open.
The small robots traded by mechanical pirates are snapped up by powerful figures from every side. The Huaguo government hastily drafts regulations banning them from being taken overseas.
Watching the crowds come and go through Mount Milong, now developed into a top-rated tourist attraction, He Xue Shi can't help but sigh up at the sky. All I wanted was a quiet retirement. Why is it so hard!
Yet when he opens the store for business again, there's a dragon lying by the back door.
It's huge and long, but a little worse for wear.
Most of its scales have been stripped off, its horns are missing, and blood keeps seeping from the wounds covering its body. The reverse scale beneath its jaw is barely hanging on.
Thinking that, as a descendant of the dragon, he ought to help, He Xue Shi picks up the dragon and tries to carry it inside the store to treat its injuries. But the door is too small. He can't even get the dragon's head through... Only its mouth fits, like it's wearing a dog muzzle.
He Xue Shi: Pfft, hahaha!
The next second, he grabs his phone and takes pictures from every angle, leaving no blind spots.
◆ He Xue Shi x Long Xuan Zhi
◆ A laid-back shou who only wants to retire quietly and has no interest in fame x a true dragon (innately X) gong
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Just after transmigrating, Ye Jin Sheng is still groggy when someone forces a secret medicine down his throat and sends him off to bring good fortune to a sickly young master.
He expects a pale, sickly invalid, but the man turns out to be an elegant, scholarly gentleman in frail health.
While trying to escape, he accidentally hears the household servants gossiping viciously about his husband. With Ye Jin Sheng's short temper, he beats them up on the spot.
Locked in a dungeon, Ye Jin Sheng digs a tunnel with his rear in the air, planning to make his escape. Then he hears the cell door creak. An elegant young man in a wheelchair reaches out, wipes the dirt from Ye Jin Sheng's face, and says gently, "I'm here to take you home."
Strangely enough, after marrying Ye Jin Sheng, Xie Qing Xun's complexion improves day by day. The imperial examinations reopen that year, and he goes on to win first place. Meanwhile, Ye Jin Sheng's business keeps flourishing. It's truly a double blessing.
As everyone wonders whether the new top scholar will take another wife, Xie Qing Xun openly requests an official title for his beloved from the imperial court.
Take my hand, and we'll grow old together.
I will never let you down in this life.
CP: A frail, cunning beauty gong x a lovable shou with great strength
Message: Work diligently and live with your feet on the ground.
Why don't you tell Master and them? Can't you just tell them? Send it directly! The procrastination here is really annoying!!! Do you want to express Yu's attitude of having Xia in his heart? That would be too slow. It can be done once and for all, but it is not so slow! I really don't understand why I didn't tell Master and them when I first felt something was wrong.
Like the world before them. Moreover, when Xiaoyu saw his uncle fainted for the first time in this world, didn't he say that he received a message that this was the world in the book? I said several times later that the junior uncle is worthy of being the protagonist in this world. So both sides are book worlds? Also, the person named Wang Wan (that seems to be his name) who helped Qin Nanmo before, why hasn't he been mentioned again later? Is he the sparrow?
At this time, I am watching the replay (smoking) on March 27th...
Dog Jinjiang! I didn't see anything
Too bloated. . . Has it entered the reproductive cavity? Tsk tsk tsk, are you completely marked?
When it's over, scatter the flowers. It's so pretty.
Hahahahahahahahahahahahaha
At this time, I actually still feel that Gong shouldn't stay here. After all, he doesn't know how to use magic yet. Staying here will only cause trouble for Shou. Besides, he has to care about her safety and be distracted from protecting him. It's a bit confusing. I can understand that he wants to stay with his lover, but this situation is not advisable.
Oh haha This is so embarrassing, right? Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
Hey, no matter how many times I've seen it, I still don't like this kind of plot where the parties involved don't know what's going on and are being kept secret. Once they meet the villain, they can only be deceived. There is no difficulty and no difficulty is created.