The Elf Emperor, a Professional Pretty Face

[Choose between the next stories, "Master, May I Touch Your Tail?" and "The Word Spirit Has Been Reborn"] When disaster struck, Su Bai, the last Elven Emperor, had no choice but to lead his people on a migration. Who could have known they'd accidentally end up in the future? Even more absurdly, a talent scout came to find him as soon as he arrived. Talent scout: Trust me, you could become famous just by being a pretty face. Su Bai: I just want to plant trees. Talent scout: You'll have tons of fans going crazy for you! They'll bang their heads against walls for you! Su Bai: I just want to plant trees. Talent scout: If you join show business, you can earn tons and tons of money and plant tons and tons of trees. Su Bai (spreading his arms): Sign me up. The talent scout gave Su Bai an unmistakable image: a pretty face. He dutifully played the pretty face, but got relentlessly bashed online. Until one day, the name Su Bai started cropping up among the bigwigs of every field: New archery champion: "He personally taught me archery." Art-world master: "Compared with his paintings, mine are like fish eyes next to pearls. I'm the fish eye." Singer with a heavenly voice: "Once you hear his singing, you'll abandon me completely." The low-key award-winning actor Meng Wen'an silently reposted the news. Fans were shocked: Bro! Were you taught by Su Bai too? Meng Wen'an: ...No, I taught him acting myself, step by step. Fans: ??? Did we miss something? [Short scene that only appears in the blurb] The manager looked at Su Bai beside him, working hard to plant trees in rain boots and a raincoat. "You know them?" Su Bai: "21, 17, 11." Talent scout: ??? Wait!! Aren't those the numbers Su Bai gave these lousy trees? [Please note] ◆ Meng Wen'an (top) x Su Bai (bottom) ◆ The bottom is the most beautiful person in the entire book, and he's an airheaded sweetheart. ◆ The setting takes inspiration from Western elves, with some of my own additions. ◆ Sweet wish fulfillment, with the logic occasionally going offline. ◆ An alternate future, though not all that futuristic. ◆ Don't bring up real life. All the settings serve the story. ◆ The story enters the VIP section on Sunday. I hope you'll support it~ [Recently completed] "The Myriad Worlds General Store": Fantasy danmei, farming or business management. A laid-back bottom, He Xueshi, only wants to retire and doesn't want fame, paired with a true dragon top, Long Xuanzhi, who looks cold but is actually an airheaded sweetheart who believes everything the bottom says. "Auspicious Wedding": Historical danmei farming story. A sickly, scheming beauty of a top x a super-strong, adorable bottom. For my next story, I'll choose between "Master, May I Touch Your Tail?" and "The Word Spirit Has Been Reborn." I'm at about the same point with both, so I might have to flip a coin in the end, orz. Blurb for "The Word Spirit Has Been Reborn" ↓ In his previous life, after displaying the gift of a word spirit as a child, Yan Zhi was locked in a room he could never leave. Every so often, someone would come in and teach him to speak, one word at a time. Yan Zhi ultimately died beneath heavenly punishment. For some unknown reason, Yan Zhi got the chance to live again. This time, he left without hesitation. While escaping, Yan Zhi accidentally injured a little snake. He gently scooped it up. "I hope your injuries heal." As soon as he said the words, he passed out. It wasn't until much later that Yan Zhi learned that the little snake he'd injured back then was actually a dragon. Blurb for "Master, May I Touch Your Tail? [Book Transmigration]" ↓ After being gravely injured, the nine-tailed fox demon Pei Zhiyu transformed into his original form, hid his aura, and sought refuge in the Yunxiao Immortal Sect to recover. There, he was mistaken for the little fox that Supreme Elder Shen Guantang had lost. Pei Zhiyu obediently nestled in Shen Guantang's arms. But after the immortal servants left, the usually aloof and indifferent Supreme Elder instantly changed his demeanor. Pei Zhiyu: ??? Wasn't Shen Guantang supposed to be cold and proud, keeping everyone at arm's length? Then who was this person petting, hugging, touching, and kissing him? . As Shen Guantang stroked his own little fox's fluffy tail, he cautioned him, "Don't run off again, or you might meet some scoundrel and lose your life." Pei Zhiyu silently rolled his eyes. If the scoundrel was him, it wasn't certain who'd lose their life. To teach the little fox in his arms a lesson, Shen Guantang even poked his tiny bell and warned him, "Run off again, and I'll cut your little bell off." Pei Zhiyu: ... Fine. Once I'm healed, you're dead. . Everyone in the sect knew that Elder Shen doted on his little fox, showering him with spirit stones, spirit plants, and spirit medicines as if they cost nothing. Later, the little fox in Shen Guantang's arms transformed into a person before everyone's eyes. He had cloudlike long hair, brilliant golden eyes, and stunning features. He was none other than Pei Zhiyu, the nine-tailed fox renowned as the most beautiful in the fox clan. One fluffy tail curled around Shen Guantang, while another was offered to him. Pei Zhiyu said meaningfully, "Master, would you like to touch my tail?" Shen Guantang: ... #It was so blissful petting a fox before, but now my heart hurts so much# #A human form can't compare to something fluffy# #Disappointed.jpg# Theme: Be upright and unafraid of hardship.