I Linked the Wrong Card-Drawing System and Drew a Zoo

Tan Yeqing was inexplicably pulled into a game world. A binding error turned the system into a card-drawing system. The first SSR: a first-class nationally protected wild animal, the Chinese alligator. It looked ferocious, terrifying, and incredibly dangerous, but was actually pitiful, weak, and helpless. All it could do was hide behind Tan Yeqing and slurp up luosifen. No, wait, just slurp up river snails. The second SSR: a first-class nationally protected wild animal, the green peafowl. Noble, beautiful, and narcissistic, it looked down on Tan Yeqing because he had no beautiful tail feathers. The third SSR: a first-class nationally protected wild animal, the Chinese white dolphin, known as the giant panda of the water. Tan Yeqing's eyes widened. Where was he supposed to find a fish tank that big? SR: a second-class nationally protected wild animal, the snowshoe hare. Nocturnal, timid and easily startled, gentle-tempered, and herbivorous. As for its combat power... Tan Yeqing rubbed his chin. Did kicking an eagle count? R card: a wild animal, the Chinese water snake. Tan Yeqing folded his arms. "I could tie it in a knot with my bare hands, believe it or not." N card: a domesticated bird, a big white goose. It bit people viciously and was one of the main fighters at Tan Yeqing's zoo. Tan Yeqing: "Hey, can I pay to draw cards? I want to get a giant panda. Whatever else you say about it, a giant panda can fight!!!" If a giant panda isn't possible, then what about a tiger? A wolf? If all else fails, even a wolfhound would do. I wouldn't turn down a pet dog, either. Note: [Expected to go premium on Thursday. If you enjoy this story, please support it! [I've revised the blurb to better reflect the story. Upcoming novel: The Ten Directions Trading Company When Feng Yu woke up, his head hurt so much he grimaced. After someone found him covered in blood, he learned that he had transmigrated and gained a fiance. Feng Yu: ??? His father wiped the corner of his eye, brushing away nonexistent tears. "Xiao Yu, you hit your head and forgot that you and Young Master Ying Lan of the Chi family are in love. Your wedding is tomorrow!" Feng Yu: ?????????? Transmigrating was already bad enough. Now he had to deal with an arranged marriage? Feng Yu immediately declared righteously, "I want to break off the engagement!" His father instantly changed his tune. "You're getting married whether you want to or not!" Feng Yu rolled his eyes. I have legs, don't I? Can't I just run away from the wedding? On the run, Feng Yu ran into his actual fiance. Looking at the man's legs, he waved. "Hey, handsome, need your leg treated? I have a 100 percent success rate. I'll even give you ten percent off." Chi Yinglan looked at the young man before him. He seemed... not to recognize him. It appeared he really didn't care about this marriage at all. After a moment, Chi Yinglan chuckled and drawled, "The world's top doctors have all treated me, and every one of them was stumped. You probably don't even have a medical license, do you? And yet you dare boast that you can cure my leg completely?" "Do you know what happened to the last quack?" Feng Yu thought to himself: Your leg's problem isn't even scientific. Your meridians are blocked. All you need is one Meridian-Clearing Pill from a cultivation world, and I guarantee you'll be standing in no time. Besides, it takes very few points to redeem a Meridian-Clearing Pill, so Feng Yu could easily afford it. People were looking for him everywhere. He needed to find a safe, secluded place as soon as possible. Was it really so unreasonable to ask for a little protection in exchange for healing both his legs? Upcoming novel: I Can't Handle This System When a person of mediocre aptitude binds to a system that promises ascension in a hundred years, the result is that they can't even beat the training dummy that came free with the system. The first training session nearly cost Rong Xu half his life. Who makes a training dummy that's a whole major cultivation realm stronger than its Host? If the sect's chief disciple, who was at the same cultivation level, hadn't stepped in, Rong Xu thought the training dummy might really have beaten him to death. For the sake of staying alive, Rong Xu had no choice but to bind himself to the sect's chief disciple and form the lowest-level Dao Companion contract. The other man used the system to train, while Rong Xu relied on him to stay alive. Rong Xu knew his place. Apart from the training sessions necessary to keep him alive, he absolutely would not disturb the other man's cultivation. But for some reason, the chief disciple's gaze grew stranger and stranger, and he kept getting closer to Rong Xu. Rong Xu politely reminded him that the other man's Dao was only for cultivation. After saying this, the other man moved even closer. Rong Xu thought he was imagining things. Then the other man kissed him, and Rong Xu calmly moved away, nodding. "Mm-hmm, I understand. It's only for cultivation." That very night, Rong Xu vanished without a trace. Ever since birth, the only thing He Mian had ever learned was cultivation. He had exceptional talent and cultivated at a rapid pace, yet was forced to bind himself to a young man. The boy had mediocre aptitude, and the rare treasure known as the Hundred-Year Ascension System was like a death sentence in his hands. He Mian thought theirs was a simple exchange of equal value. He never expected to give his heart, only to be abandoned in return. "A-Xu." He Mian tugged on the chain in his hand, a flash of red flickering faintly in his eyes. "You're the one who wanted to form a Dao Companion contract, and now you're the one who unilaterally breaks it. Am I so unworthy that you can't wait to get away from me?" Rong Xu: This isn't what we agreed on! Theme: Protect wild animals.