[Wacky Metaphysical Comedy] Cross-platform. Only daring to start once pre-orders reach 400
Actors who graduated from a certain drama academy all say their former classmate, Ye Wudao, the old fraud, is back. Not only has she returned, she's become an idol.
During an interview, a reporter asked her, “Do you have any abilities beyond those of ordinary people?”
Ye Wudao: “I interpret fortune sticks, read characters, cast divinations, tell fortunes...”
Reporter: “Haha, then tell my fortune first.”
“I see a green glow over your head. I'd advise you to go home first.”
Reporter: “...”
I suspect you're messing with me, but I have no proof.
Later, the reporter went home, still half-convinced, and sure enough, discovered his partner was cheating on him.
Netizen 1: Help! That reporter is so unlucky, but I really can't help laughing.
Netizen 2: Is she really an idol? She's clearly a sorcerer.
Ask the sorcerer to sing, and she starts with the Great Compassion Mantra and ends with the Diamond Sutra.
What if she dances...
Fans: “Hehe! Who cares about dancing? I want to see the sorcerer perform a ritual!”
"Drool"
People called her a sorcerer to her face and a fraud behind her back, until Ye Wudao appeared on a variety show...
“Holy crap! She's a real sorcerer!”
“I always thought it was a publicity stunt... I pay my respects, Sorcerer!”
“Mom, I'm sorry. I'm about to get superstitious.”
A few notes:
1. There are ghosts, but it's not scary, because I'm scared too.
2. It's mostly goofy and funny.
3. The metaphysical elements aren't meant to be scrutinized. Some are made up, some are based on sources, and some are rumors. Please spare me, metaphysical experts.
Theme: Lighthearted and healing, to make you happy and laugh