I'm Done Playing Capture-the-Heart Games

The blurb for my upcoming book, He Said This Is Just a Farm Management Game, is at the very bottom~ Split-fragment yandere gong × gentle, looks-loving flirt shou Gu Jin never imagined he’d end up inside an unrestricted romance game. When he played the game: Gu Jin: “He’s basically a mommy-type guy. So hot, so hot.” Fans: “Go for it!” Gu Jin: “I definitely need the puppy type. I want to rub my nose against those abs.” Fans: “Get close! Do it!” Gu Jin: “I know I already have two darlings, but I can’t leave the aloof beauty untouched.” Fans: “Get him! We want to see you get caught and locked away!” It’s just a game, so Gu Jin does whatever he wants, spreading his wings at the edge of happiness. Two months later, the game System says: “Dear player Gu Jin, please follow the plot you chose to the end. If the plot collapses, you’ll never be able to return to reality~” Gu Jin looks at Luo An, who is helping him put on his socks. The chain on his glasses sways gently beside his face. “Jin,” Luo An says, looking up as his fingers rub Gu Jin’s ankle. “Why is there a mark here?” Because a dog bit him a couple of days ago. Outside, fans’ support stretches as far as the eye can see. The megastar, glitter clinging to his eyelashes, twirls the ring Gu Jin gave him. “Brother, I don’t think this is my size.” That’s right, it was meant for someone else. The powerful man with delicate features rests his head on one hand as he looks over some documents. The scenery races past outside the car, and nothing seems likely to happen. Gu Jin: cat sprawled out.jpg “Gu Jin.” Gu Jin: ovo Hm? “The auction house said you bought an antique watch.” The aloof beauty casually turns a page. “Is it for me?” No, it’s on Luo An’s wrist right now! [My completed books and upcoming titles are all on my profile. Please go check them out~] [Upcoming] He Said This Is Just a Farm Management Game Yan Qi has always thought his life was going pretty smoothly, until he turns twenty-two and a hereditary mental illness catches up with him. He starts seeing “another world.” On his doctor’s advice, he decides to recuperate at a farm his family invested in overseas. Unfortunately, the plane crashes. He’s pulled into a game. Unfortunately, it’s a farming and management game. He starts with a debt of one hundred thousand and has to pay back a billion if he wants to go home. Yan Qi: … Forget recuperating. He’d better roll up his sleeves and get to work. At least as the farm owner, he can hire people in town. Though, for some reason, the farmers who come to work on his farm keep saying they’ve recently started hearing things, like the faint crunch of bones being chewed. The town hunter tells the townspeople not to trust him, claiming he raises monsters in the farm’s forest. The little black cat he rescued can eat every mouse in the grain store. Sometimes Yan Qi feels as if it has more than four legs and two eyes. [As long as it doesn’t interfere with the work, it’s fine. Old farms always have their quirks. Besides, look at how much money you’ve made lately.] A black, human-shaped figure bends down beside Yan Qi and smiles as it eggs him on. As it speaks, two sharp teeth like venomous fangs glimmer faintly in its mouth. Yan Qi glances sideways. “You mean the quirks also include not talking to birds, never looking directly at the night sky, not eating fish from the stream, and preferably staying indoors when it rains, plus, ” He unrolls a scroll of parchment. It rolls noisily open, revealing densely packed lines of tiny writing. “, more than a thousand rules?” The thing that calls itself the System replies unhurriedly: [You’re overthinking it. This is just a farm management game. Please enjoy yourself.] Farm Survival Guide: 1. Do not look directly at the night sky. That is where ■■ is. 2. If you hear a bird, especially a crow, talking to you, ignore it. Find the cat. It will chase the crow away. 3. This is just a farm management game. There are no humans here besides you. Enjoy the game without worry. Our goal is ■■■■ … Theme: Don’t become addicted to games; the internet is not beyond the law