The day Cheng Rao broke up with Tang Xiu, he downed two dozen beers and shouted between bouts of vomiting, "If I ever go back and get back together with her, I'm a damn dog!"
His buddies immediately burst out laughing and recorded him.
Every one of them bet on how long Young Master Cheng would last this time.
Who knew that a month, three months... a year, two years would pass, and Cheng Rao really wouldn't go back to her?
The recording slowly gathered dust.
Eight years flew by. The once-arrogant rich playboy had become the crown prince of RM Entertainment, a powerful mogul with a face so devastatingly handsome it defied human decency. He had amassed forty million Weibo followers, making him an even bigger star than any top-tier star.
Rumors and gossip about his love life were endless.
People thought that after meeting so many beautiful women, he surely wouldn't still be pining for that old flame.
Then paparazzi caught Cheng Rao getting entangled with a shapely woman in the middle of the night.
#RM CEO's New Love# once again shot to the top of the trending topics.
Rumor had it that this time, the woman involved was a violinist who had just returned from overseas and had only a few hundred thousand followers.
His fans went through the familiar, numb routine of controlling the comments and firing back.
Before anyone could hit Enter...
The man himself appeared at the top of the comments: Woof woof woof! [Heart] [Heart] [Rose] @Tang Xiu
Fans: ?!!!
The friend who still had the recording: ...
Young Master Cheng, what a disgrace.
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The Cheng Rao Diaries
One month after the breakup:
If I ever get back together with Tang Xiu, I'm a damn dog!
Three months after the breakup:
If I ask to get back together, I'm a pig!
Six months after the breakup:
Tang Xiu, answer me! Where the hell are you!!!
Damn, you blocked me on WeChat?!
One year after the breakup:
She went abroad! She actually went abroad, and she didn't even tell me?!
#Does she not love me at all? Sulking, furious, losing it.jpg#
Three years after the breakup:
#I once had such a wonderful girlfriend who loved me, right in front of me, and I didn't cherish her...#
Five years after the breakup:
#It's not that I didn't want to get back together, she was the one who said no!!!#
#Sexy CEO, sulking online#
Eight years after the breakup:
#Woof woof woof!#
#Honey, I'm sorry, I'm really sorry#
A pure-hearted, puppy-like CEO who tries and fails to act like a domineering CEO x a cool, ruthless violinist who's even more domineering than a CEO
#I long for a love that lasts until death, like wind passing through the treetops, rain soaking roses, and you turning back with a smile#
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