Don't Be Fierce, My Ancient God

(I just want to write a silly little story featuring a male lead like this~) [Please follow my author page!]

Synopsis:

[This is a ridiculous xianxia story where the author's typos while updating trigger a tsunami of butterfly effects in the novel.] #Also known as: Author, Did You Make Another Typo Today?

★ Mortal Realm: [Strong, handsome, tragically unlucky male lead x silly stand-in female lead]

Male lead: Ever since I met her, my life has been full of changes and hardships.

Female lead: Ever since I met him, I've spent every day thinking about how to make him want something he can't have.

★ Upper Realm: [Aloof, unconventional male lead x pitiful female lead]

Male lead: What goes around comes around.

Female lead: Luckily, he's forgotten everything that happened in the mortal realm. But why do I feel a little lonely?

She was Bai Zhi, the Rain Master. One mistake caused fish from all four seas to rain down upon the mortal realm, killing the person chosen to undergo tribulation for the Ancient God of Nine Lotuses. At the time, she didn't yet know the author had mistyped "rain" as "fish." So she was mercilessly cast down to the mortal realm to become a stand-in for his white moonlight. Only, she seemed to have turned that white moonlight into a black moonlight.

He was an ancient god of the Thirty-Six Heavens, as handsome as Pan An and revered by all the gods. He had always stood apart from the crowd. After descending to the mortal realm to undergo tribulation, his life changed completely. Completely.

Bai Zhi: (Trembling all over, she runs toward him with all her strength.) That monster behind me is terrifying! Save me!

Rong Cheng: (Turns around and walks away.)

Bai Zhi: You're no man!!!

Later, she suddenly woke up to the truth: she'd entered an ongoing serial, and all the terrible events she'd suffered were caused by the author's typos. From then on, she prayed to every god she could think of, begging the author beyond the page not to write her to death. After the two returned to the Upper Realm, the author's typo turned what should have been a "duet in harmony" into a "marriage alliance in Hezhou." And so Bai Zhi was taken to Hezhou that very day.

Think that's the end of it? No. The troublemaking author then launched a major revision, setting out to fix the typos.

[Reading guide] 1. They are each other's first love. 2. Not a traditional cultivation novel.

Screenshots saved on 2021.06.01.

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Coming soon: The Neighboring Kingdom's Crown Prince Steals the Bride

She was honest and kind, gentle and good-natured. Whenever she met someone, she would smile cheerfully, her almond-shaped eyes crinkling.

He was ruthless, slick, and cunning, able to command the winds and clouds in the treacherous political arena.

On paper, these two should never have crossed paths.

One was a neighboring kingdom's crown prince; the other, a girl from a local tavern.

One was reborn with a heart full of vengeance; the other was content and carefree, unaware of the world's cruelty.

But they met.

She admired his intelligence and resourcefulness. When he was still hiding his identity, she gathered her courage and hoped to share a lifetime of love with him.

Rong Yu smiled without a care. "We can never be together."

*

The day Rong Yu left, her father told her, "Forget him. He's not right for you."

Later, she promised her father, "I've let go. I've truly moved on."

From that day on, she began going on blind dates, from the first to the Nth.

In the end, she found a scholar from the neighborhood. He was decent and gentle, and Gu Yanran was very pleased.

But on their wedding day, the groom's face looked exactly like Rong Yu's, whom she hadn't seen in years.

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Theme: Nothing is impossible as long as you're willing to strive for it