I Didn't Catch It, It's Because They Thought the Bad Sex Smells so Good

The pre-released articles "I Became the Favorite of the Variety Show Group after I Was Transformed into Cannon Fodder" and "The Day I Became a Suspect [Criminal Investigation]" are requested for acceptance. The copy is below. Copywriting of this article: In the last life, Yinyao was tricked by a scumbag into signing a corneal donation form and then drowned in the deep sea. The scumbag concealed the source of his cornea by offering flowers to Buddha and dedicated it to the blind moonlight he longed for. Bai Yueguang regained his sight and led a financial group to prosper, while Yinyao, as a bad Omega, died like a beggar everywhere and no one cared about it. Yinyao was reborn and returned to the day when he first met Bai Yueguang. He pretended to have a vision of 5.0 And lurked beside the two of them, waiting for an opportunity. Bai Yueguang was blind and sitting in a wheelchair waiting to be served. His pitiful appearance made people cry. Facing Comrade Bai Yueguang, who the whole world wanted to give his heart to, only Yinyao said: "Want to drink water? Get it yourself, come on." "No one is helping you? Find a wall to lean against and come on." After all, he is also blind. The best a blind person can do is to cheer from the sidelines. I thought that Comrade Bai Yueguang, who had been bullied so much, would definitely go to the scumbag to complain, but... Bai Yueguang: "I feel the differences in the world. Can I be your lover, no, your dog?" Yinyao just felt that he was terminally ill, could he find a place to bury himself? * Yinyao joined the consortium and originally wanted to use the help of the bosses to complete the great revenge plan, but this time the bosses seem to have some special attributes? As the CFO of the consortium's eldest son who does not suffer from human suffering, he originally looked down upon low-class people like Yinyao who only had revenge in mind. Later: "Someone calls Yaoyao an inferior person? Send him to Africa to grow rice." As the world's top Omega, the superstar with hundreds of millions of fans just wants to show off his world-famous reputation in front of Yinyao. Yinyao thought that the collision should be able to stop, but the result: "When will the drug that changes the second gender be produced? I'm going to be snatched away by the devil!" Yinyao said that he did not want to fish, but only wanted to take revenge and personally kill the scumbag who defrauded him of his corneas. Everyone: "For the sake of fairness, whoever you want to use today, Yaoyao, please turn your cards." Continuation of Document 1 - "I became the darling of the variety show after being transformed into cannon fodder" An Rao slipped into a book about the entertainment industry and became the cannon fodder wife of the villain in it. In the original text, the villain is a popular superstar who is unable to fall in love with the male protagonist. Later, he is drugged by a cannon fodder and has no choice but to marry the cannon fodder. The cannon fodder bullied the market and squeezed the protagonist group every day, making the villain angry and driving him out of the house, cutting off all his financial opportunities, and finally forcing the cannon fodder onto the road of no return. An Rao: Thank you for the invitation. I just want to stay away from the virus protagonist group and make money quickly to realize my great dream of traveling around the world. The painting "Ten Thousands of Miles of Rivers and Mountains" was ridiculed for hiring someone to ghostwrite the painting and slander the character. Once Anrao made a little money from his live broadcast, the audience of the show became numb. Domestic top calligraphers and painters: their works are exquisite and beautiful, and they are willing to pay high prices to collect them. Participated in a wilderness survival variety show and was ridiculed for being a shameless person. Possessed by Mr. Anrao, he led his pig teammates to lie down and win, with the entire earth in his head. The fanboy of the original protagonist: Who is the protagonist? I don't know, am I not Anrao's little fanboy? The last promotional video for supporting education was ridiculed as a script designed only to sell people. Give love and passion to save the lost lambs in the darkness. The children who started calling him a fool: Teacher An, don't leave, how can I live without you! * An Rao believes that instead of making money by answering announcements, the fastest way to realize the great dream of traveling around the world is: Divorce her villain husband and get a huge compensation fee. Since the villain likes the protagonist to be cold and dignified, then he has to do the opposite and behave in the same way as the villain does. An Rao began to show off her legs, waist and shoulders to the villain every day, and would often call her husband coquettishly. Sure enough, the villain was very disgusted with his vulgarity: "Don't show your waist, it's ugly." "Pants are pulled up, it's ugly." "Don't cross your legs, it's ugly." Seeing that the villain looked at him with increasingly cold eyes, even mixed with disgust, he felt that the time was ripe and planned to hint at the divorce—— The villain pulled down his navel-baring clothing hard and frowned: "I told you not to show your waist. It's ugly." After a long time, he said righteously again: "Only show it to me." Anrao:? * Chu Guannan, who has never participated in romance variety shows, appeared on a popular romance variety show with his wife. Fans who were extremely dissatisfied with the marriage between their male idol and a low-class guy like An Rao quickly attacked the show crew, claiming that they would give the show one star if An Rao appeared on the show. The anti-fans said that their brother Nan was pitiful for such a vulgar piece of shit, and he couldn't escape even being on the show, and they clamored for An Rao to get out of the entertainment industry. In the show, Anrao still did not forget his dream of traveling around the world, and turned the love variety show into a survival show in the wild. Other guests were busy talking about love on the lawn, while Anrao carefully identified the wild vegetables on the ground to see if they were poisonous; Other guests touched each other's heads in the water and looked at each other affectionately. Anrao had already begun to study a hundred ways to catch trout. The anti-fans laughed at the fact that he had zero interaction with King Chu Tian, ​​saying that King Chu Tian was eager to find an evil person to take over. Chu Guannan pulled down An Rao's T-shirt, which was less than 55 centimeters long, with one hand. He was afraid that others would see his waist, so he coldly said to the audience: "As long as he doesn't expose his waist to others, he can do anything." The audience started: What is there to watch in the last love drama about an old married couple? The audience later: Damn it, can you still play like this? ! [The black lotus pretends to be delicate and soft, and makes a beautiful woman] Continuation Document 2 - "The Day I Became a Suspect [Criminal Investigation]" Copywriting: Jinshu's police ID was lost on a rainy night, and he inexplicably became a serial killer who was feared across the country. The General Bureau of Criminal Investigation went up and down just to find the real culprit and clear Jin Shu's grievances. However, the criminal was too smart and left no trace. Just when everyone was at a loss what to do, a new leader of the Crime Team parachuted in from the police station. Facing Jin Shu's kind eyes, he said coldly: "Tell me about your mental activities when committing the crime." Everyone was shocked, and only Jin Shu was enlightened. The best way to understand a criminal is to become him. * Yu Huaixi received instructions from his superiors and requested to join the Municipal Criminal Investigation Bureau to help solve a serial murder case. When he opened the file and saw the familiar face of the suspect Jin Shu, he chuckled: "Got you." #Reading Guide# ※Semi-imaginary world. ※I have not compiled many medical issues into detail, everything is for the sake of the article. ※Shou is a character who uses you but I will tell you and give you something in return. ※As for the cornea, I still have to bear it in the end: It's not contact lenses. I'll put them on after you finish wearing them. Intention: advocating light and actively contributing.