Do I Have to Have This Quality? [Rebirth]

[Pre-received articles: "I worked as a male nanny in the dog-blooded tyrant's general article", "In order to write a good article about the entertainment industry, I worked as a personal assistant to the movie king"] Shi Qing has the setting of a popular male protagonist in movies and TV shows: both parents died, adopted by relatives, and had an unfortunate childhood. What I got was a cannon fodder script. His aunt called him a loser, but he behaved like he was nothing, for fear of hurting his aunt's eyes; His uncle touched him and secretly filmed him taking a bath. He endured the humiliation and his cowardice prevented him from speaking out; His cousin Xiao Rong, who is also an artist, secretly beat him and tricked him into sleeping with his boss, which led to his ruin; When he mustered up the courage to express his feelings to the person he admired, he would only be told that he was "less than one-tenth as good as Xiao Rong." Everyone laughed at him and just wanted to die, but he did what they wanted and died on the street. Once reborn, Shi Qing recalled her tragic past life... Quality? Kind? Don't ask, just ask and you won't find it. My uncle became lustful again and sent my aunt away to play peeping in the shower: Shi Qing sincerely invites the uncle next door who verbally abuses him every day to come and take a bath, striving to be a little moral model who respects the elderly and loves the young. That day, the siren of the police car, the cry of the aunt, and the curse of the uncle were cross-infected. Shi Qing: Thank you for the invitation, my ears are temporarily bright as if listening to fairy music. Being tricked into accompanying, drinking, and sleeping with: Shi Qing was overjoyed: Anyway, we have to make dinner in the evening, where can we go to eat? My heart is ready to go crazy. The boss was tormented by him to the point of death. He went to the toilet and called someone. When he looked up and saw Shi Qing's gloomy face appearing above the cubicle, he cried like a 200-pound child. The boss kowtowed while pouring foam, and swore to the lamp: If he dares to think again, the teacher will go out two hundred yards! His younger brother Xiao Rong secretly changed Shi Qing's variety show script in an attempt to make him a bitch in the eyes of the audience: Shi Qing: I can travel and still have money to scold anyone I don't like. Is there such a good thing in the world? On a variety show, Shi Qing denied three consecutive denials: "I didn't tell anyone about Xiao Rong's father spying on the big man taking a shower." "I really don't know that Xiao Rong accidentally ate a protected animal. I am only responsible for being a bitch and not responsible for promoting the wildlife protection law." "I don't understand why Xiao Rong is not as popular as me. I'm just a lunatic and my thinking is not as good as ordinary people. Guess why." Xiao Rong's anger plummeted, and he asked for help to no avail, finally realizing that he had offended the wrong person. After the variety show, Shi Qing unexpectedly became popular, and a big director offered him an olive branch and invited him to play the leading role in a revenge drama. At a time when sweet love dramas are in the spotlight, Shi Qing broke out of the entertainment industry with this drama and won the Best Actor award. People on the Internet said that Shi Qing didn't look like the actor, and suggested that he go to a psychiatrist. Otherwise, how could a normal person portray the character of a madman so accurately? Three consecutive qualities of Shiqing: "Who's crazy?" "Am I crazy?" "You said that to your godfather. He was very sad and left the pen to go home and raise pigs." Netizens also went crazy: Baby, you can't leave! If your cool writing is not one-tenth as good as yours, I will die at the doorstep of anyone who dares to force you to withdraw from the circle! — Before Shi Qing was reborn, he had met the best actor Sheng Jinglan several times. He knew that Sheng Jinglan hated him and looked down on him, so he treated him differently every time. After rebirth, by chance, Shi Qing and Sheng Jinglan co-produced a scene together. Before filming officially started, Shi Qing found Sheng Jinglan from the crew group and sent him a message to invite him to meet and analyze the script. As a result, there was no reply from Sheng Jinglan until the next day. Shi Qing typed a string of words like a gust of wind and sent it: [Reply messages in the group without reading my private messages? Is group messaging important? I'm important? In the whole group, I only have feelings for you. Do you know that? Later crew. When the staff often praise the male and female protagonists for their strong sense of love to the camera, little do they know that the male protagonist they are talking about presses the male partner on the long table in the conference room and confidently says: "I only read your text messages, and you can only look at mine." That night, Shi Qing was lying under Sheng Jinglan's bed with only her head exposed, her eyes looking straight: "Okay, I'll satisfy you." ———————— Pre-received article one: "I am a male nanny in the dog-blooded tyrant story" As a professional storyteller, Qiao You's biggest headache is that the employer's boss asked him to give Ba Zongwen some advice in order to promote the cultural reform drama. Having a headache, he wore it the next day after complaining crazily about a certain Danmeiba article. It's not scary to wear a book, but it's scary to wear a male nanny from the domineering family in a book. In the original text, the original owner is a passerby who doesn't even have a name, but it is indispensable throughout the entire text. The male protagonist had a conflict with Boss Ba and refused to eat. Boss Ba threw up the dining table in anger and gave an order: The nanny stayed up until three in the morning and worked diligently in the kitchen, holding a spoon and sweating profusely, just to coax the domineering wife to have a hot meal. The male protagonist was angry with Boss Ba and locked himself in the room. Boss Ba gave an order: The nanny followed outside the door and begged, grabbing the ground with her head. When the male protagonist catches his boss having an affair with someone else, he is heartbroken and packs up his things to leave. The boss gives an order to "leave him alone": It was the nanny who was picked up and sent out to look for someone in the middle of the night. The male protagonist was unfortunately hit by a car accident and fell into a coma. The boss roared with red eyes and ordered: If his little wife cannot wake up, not only the doctor but also the nanny will have to be buried with her. Qiao You: Gan, it costs 997 to wear a book? Do you have to risk your life? What's wrong with the nanny? Nannies are human beings too. Dare to turn over the dining table? It's all made of marble for you. If you can't lift it, you're an impotent man; Dare you lock yourself in the room? Even the doors and windows have been torn down. No one can close the door tonight when they sleep; Do you dare to flirt with others? A broomstick pokes the boss in the mouth, and the male protagonist doesn't even ask why the boss's mouth smells like swill; Dare you let the nanny be buried with you? He was so frightened that he had a heart attack and fell to the ground, and he blackmailed the boss into bankruptcy. Qiao·Professional Storyteller·You: Now that Shuangwen is in power, who dares to write me an ancient overlord article? - A man who had not appeared in the original text came to the house. He was as handsome as jade, and his aura was as bright as the moon, just like the indestructible flower of the high mountains. Yangou Qiao You, who was planning to submit his resignation letter: Not sure, let's have another look. When I asked about it, others only said that this man was a "butler". Qiao You thought to himself that he was worthy of being a tyrant, even the butlers were of such high quality. He took the initiative and said to the man: "A housekeeper and a nanny will last forever." One day, the man called the boss. The boss respectfully called him uncle. He took off his arrogance and behaved like a baby. He seriously reported on the management of the company that he had temporarily taken over while the man was on a business trip. He asked Boss Ba again: "Why does the new nanny call me housekeeper every day?" Boss Ba thought for a moment and smiled respectfully: "Those who manage family businesses are called stewards for short." Later, in order to perfectly integrate into the role of a housekeeper, the man took the initiative to ask Qiao You for advice on how to be a good housekeeper. Qiao You teaches enthusiastically: "Keep in mind the three laws of stewardship." 1. The young master has not smiled like this for a long time; 2. This is the first time for the young master to bring someone home; 3. When picking up a drunken young master to go home, get out of the car and enjoy the scenery. The young master and his beloved wife are making out in the car, and you should take the initiative to poke your eyes in your heart. The man smiled gently, moved closer to Qiao You, and said in a low voice: "So, the housekeeper wants to be intimate with the nanny, so it's time for the young master to poke his own eyes?" Qiao You:? It's not impossible. What a bold housekeeper, I am deeply in love with the true meaning of Shuangwen. Pre-receipt two: "In order to write well about the entertainment industry, I served as a personal assistant to the actor" Copywriting: Bai Tan was once a little-known author, and the most common comments she received were: "It is not in line with the logic of reality." But he has a stubborn character. In order to write novels of various themes, he passed the exams for psychological counselor certificate, chef certificate, and participated in humanitarian construction; He graduated with a major in Chinese Language and Literature and even sold a painting for RMB 100,000 in order to write well about art-themed articles. He was deep in thought about the outline of his next entertainment industry article. In order to make the reality more logical, Bai Tan decided to enter the game personally as a counselor. First of all, we need a template of a gentle and graceful actor. He begged his father to complain, and he got the opportunity to be the personal assistant to the movie king. Only after the actual contact did Bai Tan realize that artists have two faces. The actor, who has a cold, arrogant and unkind personality, is very different from his male protagonist. Except for fucking him three times a night. Bai Tan: Spare me. Half a year later, Bai Tan's social experience came to a glorious end. He fled quickly with a book of precious materials and soft and trembling legs, and was never heard from again in the world of movie kings. After the new article was published, it became an unexpected hit. Readers lamented that the details in Bai Tan's article were like his personal experience. Readers all thought that Bai Tan would definitely take advantage of the momentum and continue to work hard to produce more delicious food. However, unexpectedly, he became anonymous and completely disappeared from the public eye. Even the editor could not find him. The readers are looking forward to it, the readers are sad and shed tears, the readers are sealing this beloved wife into memories and leaping towards the new wife—— Three years later, Bai Tan reappeared in the public eye with a new article. The theme this time is about raising cubs. Perhaps it was after the peak period of popularity that no one paid attention to his new articles. However, a hot comment pushed him and his articles to the forefront. The actor took the name and left his claws, commenting: [I finally caught you. You have been running away with my son for three years. Where do you want to hide this time? Bai Tan: Spare me. Reader:? ! In order to get the material, we ended up getting real people, right? Suck it, suck it, Mrs. Modo Modo! Etc! Isn't this author a man? Can men also give birth to babies? ! Purpose: Never condone and resolutely resist injustices that exist in society.