I'm Not Acting Coquettishly, That's How It Was Written in the Original Article!

Pre-received article: "If you don't answer the phone, are you reconciling with your husband?" 1. Liu Jingheng was born with a stubborn disease, and long-term treatment and medication led to memory loss and becoming dull and slow. When he was critically ill, he slipped into a Danmei novel and became the cannon fodder Green Tea in the novel. This green tea has committed evil deeds and has a tragic ending. His enemies are faster, and his relatives are faster than his enemies. Liu Jingheng ran the old CPU for half a year and came to the conclusion: If I don't want to live anymore, I should complete my cannon fodder mission as soon as possible. That small box is my final destination. When he comes back, the cannon fodder is planning to frame the protagonist, trying to destroy his reputation. Added the classic line of cannon fodder: "I sincerely regard you as a friend, why did you harm me! Bad guy!" Liu Jingheng clenched her fist firmly: Come on, throw me into the Yellow River, and invite the whole country to drink Longjing. When he opened his mouth, he was shocked to find that his brain was as pale as goose feathers, and his severely degenerated tongue was curled up as he stammered: "I sincerely want to harm you, why do you treat me as your friend? Bad, bad..." Protagonist:...? Why are you acting coquettishly all of a sudden? Under the moonlight, the protagonist sits in the garden with Liu Jingheng in his arms, coaxing softly: "It doesn't hurt anymore. If you have any plans next time, tell me in advance and I'll just cooperate." Behind the two of them, the protagonist's fists as big as sandbags clenched loudly. 2. According to the original text, the protagonist Gong saw his wife leaving sadly, so he hatched a plan to kill someone with a borrowed knife. He took the initiative to find Liu Jingheng and said: "I also want to marry you, but my uncle is strongly opposed to it. You go to him and say that you have his bed photos to force him to submit. Don't say what I said." When Liu Jingheng heard this, she didn't want to live anymore. In the original text, brother-in-law Qin Du is the ultimate villain who has been accused by thousands of people of dehumanizing humanity. He took off his mother's oxygen mask with his own hands, which laid the foundation for his future rebellion. In order to be laid to rest as soon as possible, Liu Jingheng clenched his fist × 2: The villain is bad, I am good, I let the people of the country drink Longjing. He found Qin Du, and met the man's stern gaze. The battle between his old brains failed, disrupting the protagonist's "you, me, him" discussion, and he stuttered: "You, if you don't marry me, you have to give me Kangkang bed photos..." Qin Du didn't even raise his head, and his voice was cold: "Speak nicely, and then go back and forth wherever you act like a spoiled brat." Liu Jingheng: No duck. Liu Jingheng, whose operation failed, was following Qin Du every day in order to get back the big plan and open his mouth to threaten him. Diligence can make up for my weakness, I have become more proficient in my lines, and I have learned to draw inferences from one example. Liu Jingheng threatened: "If you don't agree, I won't eat, and I will starve to death." Qin Du finally raised his eyes with compassion: "So, you want me to feed you?" Liu Jingheng was like a duck being pinched by the neck, stunned. Suddenly I can't remember, is that what you mean? Then he heard Qin Du say: "Okay, be nice and let me take a look." Liu Jingheng:? "I don't know how. Brother-in-law, please don't torture me." Qin Du raised his spoon: "You're so good." Liu Jingheng always wanted to let the people of the country drink Longjing. Knowing that her brain was not trustworthy, she took out the carefully compiled "Green Tea Collection" with her backhand. If you read it accordingly, you are right. He found relevant questions from the book, turned to the next page and read the answers confidently: "Brother, I'm wearing transparent lace underneath today. Do you want to see it? I remember that your lover doesn't like to wear transparent lace." Liu Jingheng:...? Such strange words. Dead hand, the book has to be turned page by page! Just as he was about to think again, he heard Qin Du's voice across from him was low and cool, with a hidden smile: "You're so good, look at the pattern of lace." Liu Jingheng:. —————————— Reading guide: 1. Suffering from memory deterioration, mild cognitive impairment, and sometimes slurred speech due to long-term medication and surgical hypoxia. 2. In addition to attacking the original text, he is the favorite of everyone. 3. Gong is the villain, he only loves Shou, and everyone else is trash to him. 4. This article makes no sense and has no logic. The author has a small vocabulary and poor writing style. It is too late to type. I will work hard in the next life! Intention: Equality first, then love.