After Losing My Memory, I Became a Hit in Variety Shows by Relying on My Drama Character.
失忆后我靠戏精人设在综艺大爆
by Keep Silent (噤非)
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- Completed
- Length
- 384k Words
- Genre
- Danmei (BL)
- Era
- Modern Era
- Updated
- 3y ago
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- JJWXC
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End of text Pre-released article: "Cannon fodder doesn't want to run away after catching a string ball [Entertainment Circle]" "The mourning beauty "went through the book" after marrying the disabled villain" Copywriting of this article: Shen Shu is a leader in the Chinese dance world and a passerby in the entertainment industry. In an accident, he lost his memory and dropped his mobile phone. After he was discharged from the hospital, he looked at the words in his diary, "Working three jobs for his ex-boyfriend, turning in his salary, giving up the opportunity to be promoted to make his ex-boyfriend famous, and squandering all his family wealth." His fist hardened. You scumbag, pay me back! There is no mention of her boyfriend's name in the diary, only the word "twilight". According to various investigations, Shen Shu targeted the best actor Mu Zhewan. It happened that he and Mu Zhewan were on a show with him. Shen Shu decided to expose the scumbag's crimes and ruin his reputation. Unexpectedly, Mu Zhewan's aura in the audience was terrifying, cold and calm. Shen Shu's lips trembled, and from the vast number of organized cordial greetings, only one sentence remained: "Husband..." Audience: "Haha, I'm so embarrassed for traffic. Is that your husband? That's my husband!" Only Mu Zhewan responded softly: "Well, don't be afraid, I'm here." Audience & Shen Shu: Shall I knock? Shen Shu: I believe you. So he started the heavy-punch mode, trying to defeat Mu Zhewan with a crazy counterattack, and wait for him to take the initiative to confess his crimes. But what was waiting for him was what he said: Even when my wife is angry, she is the cutest in the world. After his heavy attack failed miserably, Shen Shu decided to change his strategy and charge for "love" to influence Mu Zhewan's few consciences. Let's have the ultimate showdown between the drama queen and the actor. - On variety shows. Shen Shu was ridiculed for not having fashion resources, so in order to win the movie king game, Shen Shu transformed his grandfather's sweatshirt into a Dunhuang flying god and became a god with one dance. The audience shouted directly: Hello, die for love. On the actor's birthday, other guests spent a lot of money. Shen Shu had no money to give gifts, but relying on a beautiful underwater mermaid dance alone won the actor an "unforgettable moment in his life", which incidentally sparked a nationwide craze for animal protection. The anti-fans quickly defended themselves: Not sure, let's have another look. Being ridiculed for being a top scholar, Shen Shu talked eloquently in front of CCTV cameras and showed off his cultural heritage. The anti-fans were convinced: I thought she was a drama queen, but I didn't expect she was my wife. Why do you have all the looks I like? Until one day. Shen Shu accidentally got back his lost mobile phone. As soon as I opened it, it was filled with the boyfriend's hypocritical love words and text messages asking for money, but the boyfriend's note was: Dear Su Mu Shen Shu:? Who? - When Mu Zhewan debuted, he took the script of a career-oriented male protagonist. In an interview, he said that he would never consider getting married in this life. Later, when I was filming a scene with a certain talented little guy, I saw his boyfriend coming over to deliver a lunch. Since then, this cute little tail will always follow wherever there is a little fresh meat. One eye lasts for ten thousand years, two eyes die for love. Mu Zhewan originally thought that the relationship between the two was as strong as gold and that he had no room to interfere. However, on a show, he saw the little tail standing on the stage and called him "husband" in aggrieved manner. Well, that's it, it's here. By the way, I'll help Little Tail clear away the stumbling blocks on the road to success. The scumbag ex was forced into desperation by Mu Zhewan and waited outside the set for N days just to beg him to be generous and let her go. Mu Zhewan flipped through the script carelessly, her tone slightly embarrassed: "What should I do? My wife is very fierce and he doesn't agree. I don't dare not listen." [Because of the lack of love, I use thorns to pretend I am suffering] × [I am so full of love that I am almost overflowing with scheming attacks] ====== Pre-released article 1 "Cannon fodder doesn't want to run away after catching a string ball [Entertainment Circle]" Please collect it! ====== Copywriting: There are only two extreme evaluations of Wen Jiang in the world: The face kissed by God or the number one vixen in domestic entertainment Those who were jealous of him tried to break his wings and break his pride, drugged his wine and sent him to someone else's bed. As a result, Wen Jiang got into a good article about the entertainment industry and became the cannon fodder control group. The original text is about a cannon who is extremely discouraged and unwilling to work hard. He also looks down on the protagonist who studies hard and practices hard. He always wants to make money while lying down. Only in hindering the protagonist's career, he exerted extraordinary diligence, and finally got what he wanted, and was sent to the villain's bed by the protagonist's boyfriend. The villain is not only disgusting in appearance, but also has a special habit. According to the original owner, he would have children for one year, two for five years, and three people. In the end, the original owner became insane and committed suicide. Wen Jiang: real punishment When he passed through, Wen Jiang was lying on the bed, her body was pressed, and darkness invaded. He picked up a knife and vowed to defend his innocence to the death, but after seeing the president's face clearly, he silently put down the knife. Yan Gou accepted this fate today. The man in his body is handsome and indifferent, with deep and sharp eyebrows. The key is that he is alive and well. One night, the man dropped a check. His eyes were as dark as a snake without warmth, and he warned Wen Jiang: "Take the money and leave. Don't bother me if you want to continue to hang out in the industry." Wen Jiang took the money earned while lying down and said: Thank you boss, the boss is very generous and I will see you next time. Not long after, Wen Jiang found out that she was pregnant. Wen Jiang, who has lived in a single-parent family since she was a child, said that children must not live without a father, and a good job must not be enjoyed just once. As a result, the CEO came to the door and dropped the check again: "After the child is born, take the money and leave." It's great to hear about the perfect baby who inherits his genes, the husband who is away from home during the day and pays the public food at night, and the endless W. Is there such a good thing in the world? So Wen Jiang said: The child can be born, but in exchange, the CEO will go on a love show with him. The whole world knows that Wen Jiang got pregnant out of wedlock after a night of romance with a certain pig-headed CEO, which has completely become a laughing stock for people all over the country. Later I heard that he and Zhu Tou were on a love variety show together. The anti-fans couldn't wait to move a small bench, eat melon seeds and laugh while watching the pig's head desecrate the beauty. But... The man in the camera, who is as tall as a jade mountain and has a dignified and elegant temperament, is he the rumored pig-headed man with an ugly face and special hobbies? ! Haters: There must be something wrong with this person, otherwise he wouldn't fall in love with Wen Jiang. As a result, under the private surveillance that I forgot to turn off, the quilt in the room had a big bulge, and the quilt kept rising and falling, and the warmth and sweetness in the quilt screamed in pain. Black fans said: The consortium is as deep as the sea. This person must be deliberately putting on a show for the sake of his children, just waiting to get rid of the trouble and kill the donkey. As a result, the staff accidentally picked up the CEO's wallet. When he opened it, he saw a photo of Wen Jiang holding a kitten and lovingly stroking the cat's head. On the photo were written the words "Mother of the Child" in three big characters, Juan Xiu Yiyi, and a small love heart was drawn on it rather childishly. - As the heir to the top conglomerate in the country, Shen Qingzhang has always been decisive, iron-fisted and cold-blooded in order to hold on to his coveted position. The people who were eyeing him wanted to get hold of him and secretly drugged him. When Shen Qingzhang woke up, he saw Wen Jiang sitting by the bed wrapped in a bathrobe, with a neck as thin as snow and a delicate face. She thought he was a spy sent by his opponent, so he threw the check and warned him not to pester. When leaving, out of the corner of his eye, he saw Wen Jiang sitting on the bed, her gazing eyes talking, as if she was looking forward to the next meeting. Don't be moved by the heart, having a heartbeat is a big no-no. But in his heart, he couldn't help but sigh that his opponent had a very clear understanding of everything, even his preferences were clear. It's just that the beauty sent by the other party has really low-level methods: The other party pretended to be drunk and deliberately stuck himself up, showing his shoulders and legs with watery eyes at every turn, and even tried to force him to submit by relying on the child in his belly. Shen Qingzhang found it ridiculous. The predecessors played with the leftovers, but the other party had a great time playing with them. But Shen Qingzhang discovered later: This man, who seemed to be pretending to be drunk and deliberately sticking to him, used his body to shield him from the paparazzi lenses hiding in the grass; This man who looked at him with tears in his eyes at every turn stayed awake for several nights because of the abused stray dog on the street. After falling asleep, his eyes were red from crying in his dream; This man, who he thought was trying to intimidate him into submission with the help of the child in his belly, caressed his belly in a corner where no one was paying attention and whispered, "Whether daddy wants you or not, Mommy will always love you." Everyone who knows Shen Qingzhang knows that he works hard to protect his family business. Even though thousands of bees and butterflies come to him, he keeps his integrity and never has any scandals with anyone. Because for him, feelings are a dead end in life, and he does not allow himself to have a dead end. But one day, Shen Qingzhang defied all opinions and resolutely added the name of a third-tier star to her household registration book. People argued endlessly on the Internet, trying to use public opinion to separate the two, but Shen Qingzhang remained silent for a long time and posted a Weibo: [We are now collecting names for my beloved son. Once chosen, we will send him a company. People all over the world lamented that Wen Jiang had a good life, and she transformed from a cannon fodder that was disliked by everyone to the envied young lady of a consortium. As everyone knows, everything is a trap carefully laid by him. ====== Pre-released article 2 "A mournful beauty marries a disabled villain [through the book]" Please collect it! ======= Copywriting: Shen Jiali suffered from a chronic illness since childhood and spent most of his life in a hospital bed. When he was critically ill, he passed through a wealthy family's bloody novel and became a vicious fake young master with the same name and surname in the novel. He served as a tragic comparison group for the real young master throughout his life. The original owner was forced to marry a notorious perverted disabled villain for Master Zhen. Not only did the villain suffer from leg disease, he was also old and ugly and never dared to show his true colors. The original owner was vicious. In order to quickly inherit the villain's property, he tried to poison the villain on their wedding night. In the end, his evil deeds were exposed and he was tortured by the villain until his life was worse than death. When he passed through, Shen Jiali was holding poison and trying to coax the villain to drink it. The disabled villain remained calm, and Shen Jiali didn't bother to coax him: "Would you like to drink? If not, I'll drink." The villain who has already replaced poison with effervescent tablets:? There is a dense garden in the villain's courtyard, which is quiet and relaxing. Shen Jiali remembered the phrase "When the last leaf falls, it's time for me to go." With one order, the garden was razed to the ground. The villain who was plotting an evil plan deep in the jungle looked at the suddenly enlightened scene:? As a mourner who only thinks "I'm so annoyed, forget it, let's get over it", the only thing that can make Shen Jiali feel emotional is making money. He wanted to save enough money to build a luxurious tomb for himself, enclosed on all sides, so that after he left, he would not have to listen to the condolences filled with prayers, and no one would bother him. As a result, all the money that the villain gave him to support his family was pocketed by him, and his small treasury became increasingly rich. The villain, who had not finished his meal, finally discovered Shen Jiali's small treasury. He was hungry and sneered: "What's the use of saving money? Can it change your fate of being imprisoned here by me?" Shen Jiali lay down, half-closed his eyes and said weakly: "What's the use of eating so much? In the end, it will not turn into nourishment for the earth." Villain:… Seeing that the villain was so angry with him, Shen Jiali had a rare smile on his face. He seems to have found great joy besides making money. One day, Shen Jiali accidentally fell into the lake. He calculated with his fingers that the small treasury was enough to build a luxurious tomb with no access from all sides, so he gave up after a symbolic struggle and let his body sink to the bottom of the lake. Before losing consciousness, he saw a tall figure flying towards him from the wheelchair. After being rescued ashore, I heard the villain's voice in a trance, with a hint of trembling: "Shen Jiali, if you dare to die, I will kill you." Shen Jiali:? ? ? Thank you for your help. That night, Shen Jiali, who was pinned down on the bed by the villain with red marks all over his body and weak legs, uttered a question from his soul: "Don't you have leg problems for many years?" Villain: "Yes, my ankle is twisted." Looking again at the beautiful face under the villain's mask, Shen Jiali issued a question from the soul × 2: "Aren't you old and ugly?" Villain: "The butler attended the reception on my behalf before, and they thought it was me." Butler: T_T - Nanliu Jing was born into a conglomerate family and was surrounded by intrigues. He was framed by a traitor when he was young and almost became disabled. Even if he turns his back on things, he still has to hide his strength and lower others' vigilance. Emotions are a stumbling block on the road to success for him, and he must seal his love and remove all roadblocks. He knew that the male wife named Shen Jiali was the false young master mistakenly taken in by the Shen Group. Shen made this move in order to seek the protection of the big tree of the Nan family but was reluctant to part with his own baby. Nanliu Jing had long known that Shen Jiali had a bad character, so in order to fight back, he wrote a full ten pages on how to torture him. When the time comes and the crime is proven, he will be returned to the Shen family, and he will laugh at the Shen family being ridiculed by the upper class. Unexpectedly, contrary to the rumors, Shen Jiali not only did not do anything, but also looked depressed all day long. He was not interested in anything. He would only smile when he saw that he was twisted by his anger. Inexplicably, I began to long for his few smiles. After learning that he secretly hid the small vault just to build a luxurious tomb, the young Nanliu Jing resolutely decided—— The most expensive materials are used, the best Feng Shui location is selected, and the couple's coffin is built in advance. One day, Shen Jiali looked at the tomb with the two of them written on it, and the Nanliu scenery around him that seemed to be asking for credit, and he uttered a question from his soul × 3: "Can you pout?" Forget it, trouble, can you go in early and lie down? Reading guide for this article: There are romance variety shows, lifestyle variety shows, and filming. If you have a strong temper in the early stage, please enter with caution. Same-sex marriageable background, private facilities like mountains. No prototype, no KY, the author is not star-chasing. You don't need to tell me if the writing is poor, bloody, the villain is outwitting, or the article is abandoned. Intention: Don't give up your efforts because of temporary setbacks. There are more than one opportunity and countless opportunities to start over.
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