Brother Jie, Please Don't Kill Me!

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A plug for my upcoming neighboring novel, "Is It Wrong to Generate Electricity with Cursed Spirits?" The blurb is at the very bottom.

Lotte is an ordinary person.

So, in the third year of their relationship, Lotte was killed by his childhood friend and current boyfriend, XYJ.

Then Lotte discovered that he had come back to life on that same afternoon.

Three hours later, his boyfriend would knock on the door. When Lotte opened it to welcome the boyfriend he hadn't seen in ages, a cursed spirit would devour him, leaving not a bone behind.

After being killed for the N+1th time, Lotte realized there were limits to what a person could endure.

And so, an unthinkable path appeared before him!

Since the Gu King wanted to kill people to prove his Dao and become the cult leader, Lotte decided to become the cult leader first.

1. OOC warning, and the writing is at an elementary-school level. Updates usually come at 3 p.m.

2. The protagonist is a gender-swapped version of the protagonist from Hello Charlotte, with some additional headcanon.

A plug for my upcoming neighboring novel, "Is It Wrong to Generate Electricity with Cursed Spirits?"

Liangong Dong has a pair of eyes that can create illusions, so the higher-ups in the jujutsu world exploit him, sending him out on missions all day, every day. On the surface, he's an overworked tool. In reality, he's a deadpan double agent.

In truth, as the only manager at Lobotomy Corporation ever sent out on field missions, Liangong Dong is doing everything he can to infiltrate the lower ranks of the jujutsu authorities and make his company a legitimate organization. While other sorcerers exorcise cursed spirits, Liangong Dong chases them down with a poker face, using Communication, Insight, Instinct, and Oppression: Come back to the company with me and generate electricity.

While on a field mission in Tokyo, he runs into his ex-boyfriend, whom he cruelly abandoned years ago: 5t5.

Looking at his ex-boyfriend, whose eyes are covered by bandages, Liangong Dong: !

Liangong Dong: You're a Justice Adjudicator too???

When his ex-boyfriend blocked his way, Liangong Dong immediately performed a deadpan baseball slide, then did the splits and slid thirty meters toward the Tokyo subway station, fleeing to Yokohama in the middle of the night.

He even joined the Port Mafia and latched onto the boss, Dark Era Dazai, then put on a cold expression and whined that he was going to fight magic with magic.

Theme: Stay true to yourself and bravely face the past. In the end, you can create a wonderful future.