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Also known as After Transmigrating into a Book, the Cannon-Fodder Substitute and the White Moonlight Big Shot Got Their Happy Ending!
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After an accidental car crash and a transmigration into a book, Shi Zhou became a weak, easily bullied cannon-fodder substitute who was about to be written out of the story.
On his first day after transmigrating into the book, Shi Zhou, a hopelessly handsome-face-obsessed man, stumbled upon a frail beauty.
Drunk, he threw his arms around the beauty and babbled:
“I kissed you, so you have to kiss me back!”
“Hehehe, your car looks so spacious. It's perfect for the two of us to get some exercise...”
“Beautiful, your stomach hurts? Want me to rub it for you?”
When he sobered up, Shi Zhou realized that the person he'd held close and kissed on the face, groped, and even forced to share a bed with him was none other than Qin Yancheng, the frail white moonlight of the novel and its most terrifying big shot.
What could be more mortifying and terrifying than a cannon-fodder substitute getting tangled up with a big-shot white moonlight?
Shi Zhou: I'm sorry! I was wrong! Is it too late for me to leave now?
Qin Yancheng sneered. “What do you think?”
Much later
Shi Zhou: You want to know how I get a maniac to calm down so quickly?
I think fast and plant a big kiss on him before he can fly into a rage. It leaves him completely stunned!
Come on, I'll show you! (+ ̄+▽ ̄)~ Muah!
Bystanders watching the drama: Are you sure he calmed down?
(+づ+ωど)
Qin Yancheng had a painful past that once left him depressed and sick of life. Even now, his moods were unpredictable and he was plagued by illness.
He loathed his former self so much that he turned his hatred on Shi Zhou, whose youthful appearance resembled his own. But then
Someone tried to blacklist Shi Zhou, so Qin Yancheng invested in a talent agency for him.
Someone tried to cut Shi Zhou's scenes, so Qin Yancheng got him a role by financing the production.
Someone slandered Shi Zhou, so Qin Yancheng handled the PR crisis for him and even pretended to be his boyfriend.
The people determined to expose their “fake couple publicity stunt” were left stunned:
Good heavens, the trillion-yuan CEO is wearing a cartoon apron and expertly chopping vegetables?
CEO Qin won't even let go of Zhouzhou's hand during a gastroscopy. Were these two reborn as magnets?
Look at those practiced hair-brushing moves. Those hands can sign contracts worth hundreds of millions and peel shrimp with equal care.
In the end, everyone said in unison: Who dares say the Couple-on-the-Boat aren't real?!
Shi Zhou, having successfully tamed the maniac, scratched his head. “Um, actually, we really were faking it at first...”
The Couple-on-the-Boat fandom had a top fanfiction superfan known as the “Yellow Minion Leader,” going by the name “Runaway Airship.”
Airship was not only prolific, but also wrote with such vivid realism. On top of that, they took and shared plenty of high-definition candid photos of CEO Qin for everyone to enjoy.
Then one day, the yellowest of the Yellow Minion Leaders accidentally revealed their true identity
Fans were stunned: “The person posting all the sweet moments I ship is one of the actual stars of the couple?! This has to be Zhouzhou's diary. It's actually nonfiction!”
After Qin Yancheng finished reading the saucy fanfiction, he said calmly, “You like this sort of thing? Then we can make all of it real.”
Shi Zhou blushed and shrank into a corner. “Damn it! Don't come any closer!”
Frailty-plagued, unhinged white-moonlight big-shot gong X hilarious, goofy, sweet-and-salty cannon-fodder shou
★★★
Content notes (whether these are dealbreakers is up to you):
1. Sweet, satisfying romance, with the gong doting on the shou [Important!] The author swallowed the plot logic whole~
2. A frail gong (I just like this trope, okay?)
3. The shou has a long, high ponytail.
4. No writing advice, please. If you don't like it, let's still respect each other.
★★★
Please follow my upcoming novel: The Doctor in the CEO Novel Falls in Love Online with a Real CEO
After three years as a private doctor to wealthy families, Duan Jiangyan had come to one conclusion: this world was a fantastical Jinjiang novel.
Three house calls in one night: a frail white moonlight, a suicidal substitute, and... CEO Number One had broken his own arm by pushing it against a wall.
CEO Number Two was always chasing after someone who kept running away, loved coercive romance tropes, and even asked Duan Jiangyan whether having too many consultations with him could make someone pregnant.
Damn it, he's a doctor, not a medical miracle! You should get your brain checked first.
CEO Number Three had a different shou every time. Duan Jiangyan would repeat, deadpan, “Ah, it's been so long since I've seen President Gao this worried about someone.”
That's extra pay! Playing the old butler is a separate job!
The furious wage slave could only complain to his gaming buddy: Whoever wants this crappy job can have it. I'll build up my resume for two more months, then apply to the Qin family! I heard Young Master Qin is single, so I won't have to be part of some weird bedroom game!
The other person was silent for a few seconds, then asked tentatively, “Why don't you apply to the Qin family now? I'll pull some strings to get you hired.”
Duan Jiangyan didn't believe him. “You can't pull strings with a top-tier wealthy family. I'll be grateful if you don't sabotage me in the game.”
After a moment, he couldn't help asking, “Can you really pull strings? Who do you know?”
The other person answered earnestly, “Guanyin.”
Duan Jiangyan: “...Get lost!”
His gaming buddy had a lovely voice and a good sense of humor. He never complained that Duan Jiangyan was bad at games, and he listened seriously to his work rants.
But he was always getting sick, was in poor health, and worked hard to earn money delivering food.
Just after passing the Qin family's interview, Duan Jiangyan plucked up the courage to ask:
Young Master Qin, are you looking for an employee? I have a friend who can cook, drive, and sing, do comedy, and host a show. He can do it all.
When asked what their relationship was, “online friends” didn't sound convincing enough. Duan Jiangyan steeled himself and said, “He's my boyfriend.”
Qin Shuochuan raised an eyebrow. “Really? Then how come I don't know I'm so talented, my online friend?”
[Beautiful, tragic, humorous, and good at acting CEO gong X sharp-tongued, ranting, furious wage-slave doctor shou]
Theme: Enjoy yourself while life is good. One day of being pleased with yourself is one day well spent! After all, nobody knows whether tomorrow or an accident will come first.
I look good when I am sick, but I feel bad when I am sick.
Why is it a dream! ! ! Howl to the sky! ! ! !
Haha, the author writes that Director Jiang's appearance feels like Leo Tolstoy whom I studied in junior high school.
Ahhhh, I haven't seen enough. I wish Shizhou Qinyancheng will be happy for a long time no matter which world he is in~
Why did it end so quickly? Why did you just stop at this one article? Let's start the next one quickly!
Wow, the little beauty is so cute! ! !
So sick and weak! ! Big, awesome??
Hey hey hey! Mr. Xiao Qin! ! ! I'm so greedy, hahahaha!
Woohoo, please update the article soon! ! ! !
The if line's kind of cultivation and redemption really pokes me. Do you have any recommendations for similar articles [shy]