The God’s Disciple Has Designs on Me

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[Blurb]

#Also known as: I Can See My Master's Romance Value

#Black-hearted, possessive male disciple X MAX-combat-power, goofy female master

Yan Chu, bound to the Taoist Nun System, had finally managed to get her romance value down to zero and return home. But before she could even settle in, she was transported back again.

Seeing her romance value on the status panel jump by another 100, she rolled her eyes.

Jun Qingti came hurrying over at the sound, only to watch his master throw herself into his arms and melodramatically declare, "Someone has their eye on me again."

Jun Qingti smiled gently. "I'll devote myself completely to helping you, Master."

Yan Chu: "You're such a good disciple."

A thousand years passed, and the Taoist Nun System was at its wit's end.

System: "You've spent a thousand years on a single introductory quest. Why not just give up?"

Yan Chu: "Only my disciple can see other people's romance values toward me. For a thousand years, he's diligently searched for that person on my behalf. But that scoundrel is so cunning that there's no way to track him down."

System: "This is a game where the cops get driven mad, the werewolves win, and the villagers are idiots."

Later, Yan Chu became the first interstellar transmigrator who couldn't escape from a book. But her disciple helped her beat one instance after another within its pages.

Whether it was the schemes of a hundred demons or a rebellion in the Underworld, he was always at her side.

Yan Chu: "Disciple, our love is too deep to last. Why don't we become sworn siblings and be the closest brother and sister forever?"

Jun Qingti: "I'll knock your head off. Go ahead and try."

Yan Chu: "S-so fierce..."

Scene 1:

Jun Qingti: "Go back. Return to your world. The Nine Provinces have fallen, and everything here lies in ruins. What reason could you possibly have to stay?"

Yan Chu: "Even if the land changes overnight and the Six Paths collapse, I..."

Yan Chu, realizing she is disappearing: "You divine carving, I'll transmigrate back again, I swear! You're the first one I'll destroy!"

Scene 2:

Yan Chu: "Take the Forgetting Love Herb one more time, so I can go back and grab my face mask."

Jun Qingti: "I was wrong..."

Jun Qingti: "I used to think no one in this world was worthy of my master. Then I realized that I'm the only one who could be her match. My greatest secret is that I can see her romance value toward me."

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"Don't Be Fierce, My Ancient God"

One-line pitch: A hilarious, goofy xianxia story with a typo-fixing crematorium.

Upcoming novel 1: From Wilderness Cooking to Going Viral

One-line pitch: Starting with wilderness cooking, she embarks on a path to fortune and fame through food (a feel-good power fantasy).

Qiao Jia, a state banquet chef from the year 3021, was reborn in the body of a woman with the same name in the 21st century. According to the original owner's memories, she'd been hired as the foil for a show called "Life on a Deserted Island."

Once the show aired, Qiao Jia did an excellent job as the foil, and every member of the celebrity team went viral again, while she was hated by the entire internet.

Commenter A: Please ask the production team to cut every scene with amateur Qiao Jia! +999

Commenter B: I'm signing a petition in blood: why is someone this useless still on the show?! +10086

Later, short videos of Qiao Jia solving everyone's food problems, finding fresh water, and making the luxury of post-meal desserts became popular online. Even watching the food on screen made viewers drool.

Commenters: I'm signing a petition in blood: you have to invite her back next season! +99999

After earning her first fortune, Qiao Jia used the village's natural ingredients to launch her culinary career. Kindhearted and hardworking, she had the top culinary skills of a thousand years in the future and began clearing one challenge after another.

From an ignored roadside stall to defeating the village tyrant in a cooking contest;

from opening her first shop in the food district to face-slapping her rivals without mercy;

from an internet-wide punching bag to a regular guest on a food show.

Her food was delicious and comforting, and she won so many international culinary awards she could hardly keep count.

One day, people noticed that the Best Actor Gu Yuan had posted on Weibo: "Traveling to taste all the wonderful food our country has to offer. See you all later." Sharp-eyed fans realized that the person in the background of top-tier star Qiao Jia's latest Weibo photo looked an awful lot like Gu Yuan!

[Guide]

1. The male lead appears later; the female lead is highly intelligent.

2. The recipes are sourced from the internet, and the cooking methods are partly fictionalized.

3. Modern setting with no real-life counterparts.

Upcoming novel 2: The Big Shot Can See My System Text

One-line pitch: After entering a game, she becomes the story's villainous big boss, tears apart the scheming green tea, fights injustice, then picks up a big-shot healer with a secret identity.

"Complete your quest, and you can return to reality." The System's cold text appeared before Qiao Lan's eyes. She was still reeling from the fact that an impulsive, vicious oath had sent her into the game "Immortal Path, Faint and Far Away." She'd become the story's villainous big boss, and killing her would drop divine-grade equipment.

When in Rome, do as the Romans do. If she was the villain, she might as well play the part. So, making use of her NPC status, she ruthlessly took on the green tea schemers and their simps in her original guild.

The world channel went wild:

A: Why isn't that demonic NPC in her usual spot?

B: I saw her chasing the leader's wife of that Daoist guild around all day and beating her up...

C: I'm convinced that NPC is fake. She's a player, right?

#These days, story NPCs are more skilled than players. What can you do?

When Qiao Lan was surrounded and besieged by more than a hundred people from the righteous guild, she realized she urgently needed a healer!

Later, she did find a healer, but his level was a little low. At least his horsetail whisk weapon was decent. For some reason, though, everyone stopped fighting when they saw this healer in a full set of shabby gear.

#Does the healer come with an intimidating aura?

After that, whatever equipment she wanted, her quests went smoothly, and no one dared to surround her anymore. One day, she saw the world-channel messages scrolling by:

#What is Gu Chen doing hanging around that healer's alt all day?

Gu Chen? The player rumored to be ranked first on the server in overall combat strength?!

Gu Chen: He'd only switched to his healer gear because he wanted to ditch the pile of junk. Then an NPC struck up a conversation with him? Fine, he might as well play along. But later, on top of being able to see the NPC's text messages, he could also see the quests her System assigned?

[Bonus Scene]

[Party] Simp's Servant: What's with that little healer in our party? Why does she keep healing that big boss?! How are we supposed to fight like this? We've wiped so many times already!!

Theme: Don't chase empty fame. Stay true to yourself and do what's right.