After Marrying the Plant-Rich Tycoon

[Updated daily. If I miss an update, I'll ask for leave] Yu Lan transmigrated into a book. He became the real young master in a modern urban novel about a real and a fake young master. In theory, after the real young master was found by his family, he should have enjoyed a wonderful life of fine clothes and good food, completely different from before. Unfortunately, the fake young master was the protagonist of this book. Yu Lan was merely a gloomy, vicious, universally disliked cannon fodder, destined to never amount to anything. Not long after his family brought him back, they “invited” him to leave again: They made him marry into another family in the fake young master's place, to the great villain Chu Wang, who had once struck fear into the hearts of everyone in City A before a car accident left him in a vegetative state. But luckily, according to what happened later in the book, Chu Wang would wake up three months from now. Yu Lan: Easy. I'll use these three months to get on the great villain's good side. But how do you get on the good side of someone in a vegetative state? In the middle of the night, Yu Lan was looking at the vegetative man lying on the bed, thinking of a plan, when he suddenly heard someone say beside him, “You're lying on my leg.” He looked at the villain lying beside him, then at Chu Wang, floating above him and watching him with an unhurried expression. “!!!” The book never said the great villain had a ghost hanging around him while he was unconscious! From then on, Chu Wang became Yu Lan's trusty strategist. Wherever Chu Wang pointed, Yu Lan struck. Everyone said he was treating a chicken feather like an imperial decree, and that he'd get what was coming to him sooner or later. The whole of City A was waiting to laugh at him. At a banquet, Chu Wang pointed to Yu Lan's former fiance, who had once abandoned him. “Throw your drink on him.” Yu Lan: “That doesn't seem very nice. Did he offend you?” Chu Wang replied serenely, “He offended you.” “...” - Three months later, the fearsome great villain really did wake up. All of City A could hardly wait to watch a good show. But instead of a good show, all they got was a wedding invitation: “I heard everyone took good care of my wife while I was unconscious. Thank you all for your hard work.” The people who received the invitations: ??? Wasn't your wife the one going around “taking care” of us?! That night, Yu Lan's cheeks flushed red, and his voice came in fits and starts. “N-now that you're awake, we...” Chu Wang: “Didn't you say it yourself? Now we can ‘get on good terms’ with each other.” Yu Lan: That's not what I meant by getting on good terms! * A mindless romance-focused story. The protagonist isn't perfect, and same-sex marriage is legal in this setting. * My writing is bad and plainspoken. Everything in the story is entirely fictional. The author has no sense of logic, an extremely bad one at that. * The setting is very unrealistic and completely made up. Everything serves the romance. (Yes, this is all I know how to write, sob.) Don't take it too seriously. * If you drop the story, please don't tell me. I'll cry if you do, qwq. * (Important!) Stop scolding me, stop scolding me! Any more and I'll turn stupid. [The previous idea might not make it into the story, so I've replaced it. I've refunded the tip already, qwq. I'm really sorry for the inconvenience (bows repeatedly).] Coming soon: My Sold-Off Online Gaming Partner Came Knocking: Song Zhibai had been feeling a little troubled lately. His favorite gaming partner in the game Realm of Against the Light had disappeared. After playing on several accounts and ditching several gaming partners, he'd finally found the most perfect one. A lovely, clear voice, clean and refreshing, and, most importantly, top-tier gaming skills across the entire server. This was his destined gaming soulmate! Song Zhibai had made the first move: “Hey, handsome, wanna be gaming partners?” “Want to play a 2v2 match and see how good we are?” His partner was perfect in every way: not greasy or conceited, but steady, patient, and well-mannered. Then, on the very last day of the season, his partner suddenly vanished. Song Zhibai waited outside the arena for a whole day and night, but his partner, who had promised to help him climb the rankings, never showed up. Song Zhibai missed the top ten on the national rankings. His heart turned to iron. Goodbye. Men are all unreliable. - Chi Yu never imagined that he would go on a business trip because of an urgent matter at his company, only to come back and find that everything had changed. His adorable partner, who used to act cute and sweet, had suddenly disappeared. The way they spoke and acted was completely different, as if they were a different person. By chance, he spotted himself listed as a free bonus item on a secondhand marketplace for unwanted goods. The listing read: [Selling account, comes with a gaming partner. Top-tier skills, no flaws except that he often disappears without warning. No bargaining.] Chi Yu followed the seller's profile and clicked through. A whole row of listings was stamped “Sold.” [Account for sale, comes with a gaming partner. Skill level: 8/10, breathy voice, open to a little haggling.] [Account for sale, comes with a gaming partner. Skill level: 7/10, greasy old flirt, buy at your own risk.] [Account for sale, comes with a gaming partner. Small-server level, skill level: 9/10, but tells awful jokes. Best to break things off.] Not only was he not the first one, his price was even five hundred lower than one of the others. Chi Yu: ... Thinking that the voice messages he'd sent to Chi Yu had also been sent to other people, and the photos he'd shared with Chi Yu had been seen by others... Something fell to the ground with a sharp crack and shattered. Expressionless, Chi Yu registered a new account that very night and returned to the top within a week. Two days later, he waited outside the arena until a familiar private message appeared. “Hey, handsome, wanna be gaming partners?” “Want to play a 2v2 match and see how good we are?” Also coming soon in the author's collection: Reborn Before the Divorce. A bittersweet, romance-only story. If that sounds like your thing, feel free to add it to your list, www. Theme: Never give up or abandon hope. Miracles will happen.