Why Are the Green Tea's Love Interests Always Wrong? [Quick Transmigration]

Yue Chu died in defeat on the battlefield, and the System dragged him into another world. It promised that if he could sabotage the relationship between the two leads and keep the world from being destroyed, he could change the tragic ending of his original life. Yue Chu agreed without hesitation. From then on, he devoted himself to cultivating his tea-art points, going further and further down the green-tea path. There was just one problem: why were the people he tried to play the green tea around always the wrong ones? World One: System: Break up the arranged marriage between the alpha general and the Omega prince, and restore peace to the world! Yue Chu: No problem. Yue Chu went straight to the Omega crown prince. “You’re such an outstanding Omega. The person you like must be so happy. Could I be your friend?” The Omega crown prince eyed the breathtakingly beautiful Omega who was his biggest rival and grew intensely wary. “Get lost!” System: Idiot! You’ve got the wrong person! You’re supposed to win over the alpha general! World Two: System: Break up the dream romance between the vampire prince and the human girl, and bring peace to the world! Yue Chu: No problem. Yue Chu didn’t even try to stop the two from falling in love. Instead, he went straight to the coffin of the Vampire King and climbed inside. “It’s pouring, and I’m soaked through. Could I take shelter at your place?” System: Wrong person, wrong person! What’s the point of this? World Three: System: The protagonist must not fall in love with the Zombie Emperor. If that happens, it’s all over! Yue Chu: No problem. Yue Chu stared at the blood smeared across the wall, thick with zombie virus, and said, “You’re so wonderful. How come nobody knows how to appreciate you?” System: ...Are you no longer limiting yourself to humans? Ugh... World Four: System: The two protagonists have been through too much in the escape game. Their personalities are warped, and once they return to reality, they’ll destroy the world. That can’t happen. Yue Chu: No problem. Yue Chu knocked on the “door.” “Big brother, could you Photoshop a picture for me?” System: Fine. Whatever makes you happy. CP: A green-tea bottom with terrible eyesight who always picks the wrong person and never quite gets it right VS a top who’s always being played as a convenient tool Coming Soon Please add my upcoming novel to your favorites: Everyone Gets a Happy Ending If You Keep Fawning Over Them [Quick Transmigration] Lu Xizhu is a hopeless simp. He fawns over aloof heartthrobs and spoiled little puppy-dog types alike. If they’re good-looking, he’s into them! Lu Xizhu’s motto is: “Woof, woof! I want to give every handsome big brother a warm home~” Just as he was about to win someone over, he died in a car accident and was forcibly bound to the “Bottom in Love” System. He could only be reborn after completing every mission. What kind of system was the “Bottom in Love” System? It required him to be abused by scum tops a thousand times, yet still treat them like his first love, without ever breaking character! But every Host bound to the system had eventually failed their missions because they couldn’t adjust to their roles. This time, the System set its sights on Lu Xizhu. It detected that his “hopeless simp” traits were practically a perfect match for the role, so it used the promise of resurrection to make him sign a binding contract. World One: The CEO’s Stand-In for His Beloved The handsome, long-legged CEO with the strong waist tossed Lu Xizhu a card, his expression icy. “This is your payment. Don’t delude yourself into thinking you deserve anything else.” Lu Xizhu clasped the black card in both hands, his eyes brimming with excited tears. “I’ve always been the one spending money on other people. I never thought my heartthrob would spend money on me! Time to keep fawning!” He waited three whole hours at the entrance to the amusement park for the CEO, only to receive a text saying the CEO had been waylaid by his beloved: “Something came up. I can’t make it. Go home on your own.” A little dejected, Lu Xizhu turned around and messaged the gentle, accomplished man he’d just started fawning over: “Big brother, are you asleep yet?” World Two: The Immortal Venerable’s Cultivation Partner After dual cultivation with Lu Xizhu, the Immortal Venerable, renowned as the most handsome man across the five immortal peaks, sent him medicinal pills, but didn’t even spare him a word of concern. Still in his post-coital haze, Lu Xizhu gazed blankly at the canopy. “That was great. I got to enjoy myself for free and even got good stuff afterward. Please let this happen countless more times.” As Lu Xizhu traveled with the Immortal Venerable and his horizons broadened, he drooled as he eyed all the handsome men. “Big brothers, want to practice dual cultivation with me~?” More worlds to come~ Theme: Only when the world is filled with peace and love can people live happily ever after.