The Goofy Bottom Wins Over the Cruel-Novel Top on the Spot

Yu Yuan transmigrates into the victim of an angsty novel. The original novel's hero and victim are caught in one misunderstanding after another, suffering through millions of words of angst. In the end, the victim dies with hatred in his heart, the hero breaks down, and the story ends in a bad ending. Yu Yuan: Manually rejects.jpg Yu Yuan, an overworked, chubby shut-in: Thanks for asking. I've given up, and I'm feeling great! (=˙▽˙) He's got tens of millions in his bank account, no need to work, and no worries about food or clothes. He can stay home playing games all day, with meals brought right to his mouth. Isn't this the life he's always dreamed of? The hero's eyes redden at the corners as he holds Yu Yuan tightly. "Where are you trying to go without me this time?" Yu Yuan can answer even with his eyes closed: "I'm not leaving!" What a joke. He can slack off in a wealthy family without having to work himself to the bone or watch the boss's mood. He's not stupid. The hero: ? To avoid the bad ending, Yu Yuan showers the angsty novel's hero with compliments every day, kissing and hugging him and lifting him up high. The story should have ended badly, but the hero starts seriously thinking it through: He likes me so much. He's young and beautiful. If he leaves me, he'll definitely be tricked and bullied. So I can't leave him alone. Until one day, Yu Yuan's Bluetooth doesn't connect, and the audio from the video on his phone plays out loud. --"Just how appealing is it to be a widow with a dead husband, no in-laws, and tens of millions in property?" An influencer starts explaining, and Yu Yuan listens, laughing out loud. The hero: ) Little Scene 1: The original victim was proud and aloof, the classic type to keep quiet and let a misunderstanding drag on for thousands of words. The hero thinks he has a white moonlight he has cherished for years, but the victim refuses to explain, and the story piles on tens of thousands more words of angst. The hero's eyes roil with darkness as he tilts Yu Yuan's chin up. A hint of madness shows in his gaze. "Are you going to protect that white moonlight and say nothing until you die?" Yu Yuan can't understand why someone would drag things out for hundreds of chapters and force the angst when one sentence could clear it all up. He explains directly: "Actually... he's my cousin." The hero: "...Oh." Little Scene 2: The original victim has a misunderstanding with the angsty novel's hero. He stands outside the house in the pouring rain, trying to reach the hero and explain, but none of his calls go through. He gets soaked all night and is left with lasting health problems. After transmigrating into the story, Yu Yuan is stunned and immediately takes out his phone. The butler tries to reason with him: "Are you calling Sir? He's furious right now. I'm afraid he won't answer." Yu Yuan looks at him strangely. "I'm calling 120. If I stay out here any longer, I'll get a fever." #You can't trust men, but you can always trust health insurance# The butler: "..." 1. The angsty novel's hero awakens to the fact that he's a character in a novel. He can see his past with the original victim as the story of fictional characters. 2. A goofy, sweet comedy. 3. So many people have asked, so let me clarify: the hero and victim both observe proper conduct. After being reborn, the hero does not sleep with the original victim! 4. The so-called intimate scenes people have posted are part of the original novel's plot, meaning the content of the book before the protagonist transmigrated into it. After being reborn, the hero has no intimate contact with the original character. The original victim doesn't even appear. In the new timeline, the hero loves only the victim. I really like both the hero and the victim. I just want to tell their story properly. 5. I'll delete malicious out-of-context excerpts and personal attacks. Theatrical, adorable, money-loving, double-standard victim x old-fashioned, jealous hero who sulks if the victim leaves for ten minutes Theme: Stay optimistic and know how to enjoy life